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Hahahahahahahaha WTF
The best part is that everyone has their camera out snapping pictures for the first part.
Sometimes you feel like being eaten by a Knut, sometimes you don't... Starring John Goodman as dual roles as Knut the polar bear and the crazy fat chick.
The first picture is just so amazing on so many different levels.
Is that actually Knut taking her on? Damn those polar bears grow up quick!
I have a good feeling that the woman smelt like fish before hand, and this made the polar bears even more intrigued!
jesus.
She's lucky those bears didn't absolutely destroy her like they could have. The world at large however, would've been a better place if they had.
@Justice,
Actually, I think Knut is just in the background. The one doing most of the attacking is one of his friends. Knut is still huge now, though. It's weird. :)
Jah Knut JAAAAAH! I love how peaceful the bear looks holding the ripped of shirt. Hahaha! I have a weaks spot for animals attacking humans.
This is the type of shit Geraldo Beedog should be reporting on!
ALSO:
Stupid. Fucking. Bitch.
Chad ... can you punch her in the face plzzzzz???
This was amazing
Apparently this woman had a mental breakdown. Don't be so hash on her...
You should see how crazy it is at this one mexican restaurant, the line is so long it juts out of the freaking entrance and starts traffic!! WTH IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE AND THEIR HUNGER FOR ALL THINGS CHICKEN. Its pretty anger inducing...
That first picture is absolutely hilarious. I'm going to print it out and keep it in a drawer. Then, whenever I feel sad, I can instantly become happy again by pulling the photo out.
Oh, and I love your avatar, Kraid.
@Projectexodus,
Really? Now I feel bad.
@Chad Concelmo
Yes, the german commentary actually states that she is obviously "geistig verwirrt" meaning she is mentally confused/ill.
AMAZING!
Mental breakdown or no, she did something extremely stupid.
I can't blame the woman, I would do the same thing. I love Knut, my life and limbs be damned!
Mentally ill people are not immune to natural selection.
...Wow.
Hahaha, she was so happy until they started mauling her....
mental breakdown or not, its Darwinism at work. Do we really need her offsrping jumping in at the zoo to pet the cuddly lions in 20 years?
Am I the only person who would have just left her in the pool? Or am I an asshole?
....or both?
"Wait, is it feeding time yet?? It is!? Perfect, I'm jumping in."
I really wish that this woman had been mauled to death. Or at least to the point where she isn't able to reproduce. Call me a sadist but people this fucking stupid should not exist.
What is sad is equally stupid people will blame the polar bears for attacking her and demand they are euthanized.
lol at the safety ring breaking! How is it polar bears still look sooo cute whilst attacking people!?
@SephirothX:
If that happens I will attend this bear's funeral. It is a World Hero.
Also I love the linked news article's title. "Polar Bear Nightmare". Sounds like an awful horror movie that's so bad it's fun.
Yep, being german I can confirm that the commentary says that she was mentally ill and the bear was not Knut.
Still funny, though.
@Zeltzermx
Mental breakdowns is not inheritary, and can happen to anyone if they're exposed to enough pressure. So just because their mom did it, does not mean that her children will do the same. Now you are just being stupid!
There are only a few specific kinds of mental disorders that can be inherited, and that usually comes from deficency in the production of the hormone serotonin. This could lead to anxiety's, depressions, and OCD. What she suffered of, was clearly not the case of any of these.
I recall seeing this on the news.
HAHAHAHAHA
Stupid fat moron. She deserved to be eaten.
Couldn't even hold her weight when they were trying to help her get out.
Hahah, I'm at work and I had just opened this blog and someone just walked by, saw what I was reading and said "Can you believe she was stupid enough to jump in?" I love it when the real world collides with the internet, even if it is just over a news story.
They should have converted her into a polar bear.
ahaha what a dumbass, I can't believe that someone would jump in a pen full of polar bears. I like my polar bears but I wouldn't jump into their pen uninvited. :<
Hopefully the bear punched her in the ovaries so she can't reproduce.
holy christ poor hungry bear! :(
this is the most epic shit ever
That is just too good to be true.
As soon as I read "woman" I understood everything.
I kid....or do I?
But seriously, what a dumb fuck. It would have been so much better if she was a member of PETA or ALF trying to "liberate" the bear.
@Projectexodus: I think you meant hereditary. And it can also be a prodcut of their environment. If the kids are placed under the care of such an unstable person, what can you expect?
WTF? a lady in polar bear territoy, and she got ATTACKED? They should add the word "provoked" to that video!
Chad , do you have a problem with Zoophilia ?And if she DOES love Knut? Do you have a problem with sadomasoquistic love bblooming between a polar bear and a fat chick? OK , that's it , I'll sue you , racist bastard !
*removed*
NOOOOOOOO.....
I'm with Grim, I saw the pic on cnn.com and just lol'd. Stupid german woman, that will teach her for invading Holland in WW2.
I hate Knut so much. SO VERY MUCH!
Polar Bears: Agents of Darwinism!
Simply fantastic.