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What I'm playing (9/4/11 - 9/10/11):
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Be my friend!
Wii: 2357-3047-5937-7707
Xbox 360: Optiville
PlayStation 3: Optiville
3DS: 1375-7200-0771
My Top Ten Favorite (updated as I play) ...
... Role-Playing Games:
1. Final Fantasy VI
2. Mother 3
3. Chrono Trigger
4. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
5. Final Fantasy IV
6. EarthBound
7. Lost Odyssey
8. Kingdom Hearts
9. Paper Mario
10. Final Fantasy IX
... Adventure Games:
1. Day of the Tentacle
2. Full Throttle
3. Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
4. Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
5. Sam & Max Hit the Road
6. King�s Quest III: To Heir is Human
7. Grim Fandango
8. King�s Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
9. The Secret of Monkey Island
10. Professor Layton and the Curious Village
... 2D Action/Adventure Games:
1. Super Metroid
2. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
3. Cave Story
4. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
5. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
6. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
7. StarTropics
8. Shadow Complex
9. Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime
10. Metroid Fusion
... 3D Action/Adventure Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Shadow of the Colossus
3. Beyond Good & Evil
4. God of War II
5. God of War
6. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
7. Metroid Prime
8. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
9. Okami
10. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
... Survival Horror Games:
1. Resident Evil 4
2. Dead Space
3. Resident Evil 2
4. Dead Space 2
5. Resident Evil
6. Dino Crisis 2
7. Resident Evil 5
8. Alan Wake
9. Silent Hill
10. Dino Crisis
... Open World Games:
1. Red Dead Redemption
2. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
3. Bully
4. Grand Theft Auto IV
5. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
6. Infamous
7. L.A. Noire
8. Prototype
9. Crackdown
10. Crackdown 2
... 2D Action Games:
1. Contra III: The Alien Wars
2. Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
3. Gunstar Heroes
4. ActRaiser
5. Contra 4
6. Ninja Gaiden
7. Gunstar Super Heroes
8. Viewtiful Joe 2
9. Snake Rattle 'n' Roll
10. Viewtiful Joe
... 3D Action Games:
1. Gears of War 2
2. Bayonetta
3. Sin and Punishment: Star Successor
4. Vanquish
5. Gears of War
6. No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle
7. Sin & Punishment
8. No More Heroes
9. 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
10. Earth Defense Force 2017
... Strategy Games:
1. Valkyria Chronicles
2. StarCraft
3. Fire Emblem
4. Pikmin 2
5. Advance Wars
6. StarCraft II
7. Advance Wars: Dual Strike
8. Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
9. Pikmin
10. Plants vs. Zombies
... Sports Games:
1. Punch-Out!!
2. Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
3. Wii Sports Resort
4. Wii Sports
5. Super Punch-Out!!
6. Mario Golf
7. Mario Tennis
8. Pilotwings 64
9. Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
10. International Superstar Soccer 64
... First-Person Shooters:
1. Half-Life 2
2. Portal 2
3. Portal
4. BioShock
5. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
6. Singularity
7. Resistance 2
8. Call of Duty: Black Ops
9. Left 4 Dead
10. Goldeneye
... Racing Games:
1. Uniracers
2. Mario Kart DS
3. Diddy Kong Racing
4. F-Zero
5. Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit
6. Mario Kart 64
7. Wave Race 64
8. F-Zero GX
9. Excitebike 64
10. Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
... 2D Platformers:
1. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi�s Island
2. Super Mario Bros. 3
3. Super Mario World
4. Super Meat Boy
5. Donkey Kong Country Returns
6. Mega Man 2
7. New Super Mario Bros. Wii
8. Mega Man 9
9. LittleBigPlanet 2
10. Kirby�s Epic Yarn
... 3D Platformers:
1. Super Mario Galaxy 2
2. Super Mario Galaxy
3. Banjo Kazooie
4. Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
5. Super Mario 64
6. Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time
7. Jak 3
8. Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy
9. Jak II
10. Conker's Bad Fur Day
... Fighting Games:
1. Street Fighter IV
2. Super Smash Bros. Brawl
3. Super Smash Bros. Melee
4. Super Smash Bros.
... Puzzle Games:
1. Tetris Attack
2. Planet Puzzle League
3. Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords
4. Meteos
5. Puzzle Quest 2
6. Tetrisphere
7. Tetris DS
... Variety Games:
1. World of Goo
2. Shatter
3. Wario Ware: Twisted!
4. Katamari Damacy
5. Pac-Man: Championship Edition
6. Devil's Crush
7. Flower
8. Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2
9. Boom Blox
10. Wario Ware, Inc: Mega Microgame$
... Rhythm Games:
1. Elite Beat Agents
2. Parappa the Rapper
3. Rock Band 2
4. Rock Band
5. Guitar Hero
6. Um Jammer Lammy
7. Guitar Hero II
8. Karaoke Revolution - Volume 2
9. Karaoke Revolution Party
10. Karaoke Revolution
... Shooters:
1. Ikaruga
2. Star Fox 64
3. PixelJunk Shooter
4. Gradius III
5. Air Zonk
6. PixelJunk Shooter
7. Galaga Legions
8. Space Invaders Extreme
9. R-Type III: The Third Lightning
10. Omega Five
... Party/Multiplayer Games:
1. Mario Party
2. Mario Party 2
3. Scene It?
4. Mario Party 6
5. Mario Party 7
6. UNO
7. Mario Party 3
8. Pac-Man Vs.
9. Mario Party 5
10. Mario Party 4
... Simulations:
1. Roller Coaster Tycoon
2. Animal Crossing
3. Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
4. Nintendogs
5. Animal Crossing: Wild World
... Light Gun Games:
1. Link's Crossbow Training
... Collections:
1. God of War Collection
2. Metroid Prime Trilogy
3. Final Fantasy Anthology
4. Final Fantasy Origins
5. Final Fantasy Collection
6. Sonic Mega Collection
... Beat 'em Ups:
1. Castle Crashers
2. River City Ransom
3. MadWorld
... LEGO:
1. LEGO Harry Potter: Years 1-4
2. LEGO Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures
3. LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga
4. LEGO Batman
5. LEGO Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues
6. LEGO Star Wars III: The Clone Wars
... NES Games:
1. Super Mario Bros. 3
2. Mega Man 2
3. Mike Tyson�s Punch-Out!!
4. StarTropics
5. Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
6. Castlevania III: Dracula�s Curse
7. The Legend of Zelda
8. River City Ransom
9. Ninja Gaiden
10. Snake Rattle �n� Roll
... Super NES Games:
1. Super Metroid
2. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
3. Final Fantasy VI
4. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
5. Contra III: The Alien Wars
6. Chrono Trigger
7. Final Fantasy IV
8. EarthBound
9. Super Mario World
10. Uniracers
... Genesis Games:
1. Gunstar Heroes
2. Earthworm Jim
3. Sonic the Hedgehog
4. Shinobi III: Return of the Ninja Master
5. Shining Force
6. Beyond Oasis
... TurboGrafx-16 Games:
1. Air Zonk
2. Devil's Crush
3. Neutopia II
4. Neutopia
5. Bomberman '93
6. Bonk's Adventure
7. Alien Crush
8. R-Type
9. Cho Aniki
10. Bonk's Revenge
... Nintendo 64 Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Paper Mario
3. Banjo-Kazooie
4. Super Mario 64
5. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
6. Goldeneye 007
7. Star Fox 64
8. Conker's Bad Fur Day
9. Banjo-Tooie
10. Diddy Kong Racing
... PlayStation Games:
1. Final Fantasy IX
2. Metal Gear Solid
3. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
4. Final Fantasy VII
5. Resident Evil 2
6. Final Fantasy VIII
7. Spyro the Dragon
8. Parappa the Rapper
9. Dino Crisis 2
10. Ape Escape
... GameCube Games:
1. Resident Evil 4
2. Beyond Good & Evil
3. Pikmin 2
4. Metroid Prime
5. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
6. Pikmin
7. Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
8. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
9. Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
10. Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
... PlayStation 2 Games:
1. Shadow of the Colossus
2. God of War II
3. God of War
4. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
5. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
6. Kingdom Hearts
7. Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
8. Ico
9. Final Fantasy XII
10. Okami
... Xbox Games:
1. Halo
... Wii Games:
1. Super Mario Galaxy 2
2. Super Mario Galaxy
3. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
4. Donkey Kong Country Returns
5. Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
6. New Super Mario Bros. Wii
7. Kirby's Epic Yarn
8. Punch-Out!!
9. Wii Sports Resort
10. Super Smash Bros. Brawl
... PlayStation 3 Games:
1. Valkyria Chronicles
2. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
3. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
4. LittleBigPlanet 2
5. LittleBigPlanet
6. God of War III
7. Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time
8. Final Fantasy XIII
9. Uncharted: Drake�s Fortune
10. Resistance 2
... Xbox 360 Games:
1. Half-Life 2
2. Portal 2
3. Portal
4. Lost Odyssey
5. BioShock
6. Red Dead Redemption
7. Enslaved: Odyssey to the West
8. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
9. Mass Effect 2
10. Batman: Arkham Asylum
... PC Games:
1. Day of the Tentacle
2. Full Throttle
3. StarCraft
4. Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
5. StarCraft II
6. Sam & Max Hit the Road
7. King�s Quest III: To Heir is Human
8. Grim Fandango
9. King�s Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
10. The Secret of Monkey Island
... Game Boy/Game Boy Color Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
2. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
3. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
4. Metroid II: Return of Samus
5. Final Fantasy Adventure
6. Final Fantasy Legend
7. Golf
8. Tennis
... Game Boy Advance Games:
1. Mother 3
2. Fire Emblem
3. Wario Ware: Twisted!
4. Advance Wars
5. Drill Dozer
6. Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
7. Metroid Fusion
8. Advance Wars: Black Hole Rising
9. The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
10. Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
... Nintendo DS Games:
1. Mario & Luigi: Bowser�s Inside Story
2. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
3. Elite Beat Agents
4. Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
5. Advance Wars: Dual Strike
6. Professor Layton and the Curious Village
7. Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime
8. Contra 4
9. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
10. Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
... Nintendo 3DS Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Pilotwings Resort
... WiiWare Games:
1. Cave Story
2. World of Goo
3. Mega Man 9
4. Fluidity
5. Mega Man 10
6. Final Fantasy IV: The After Years
... PSN Games:
1. Shatter
2. PixelJunk Shooter 2
3. PixelJunk Monsters
4. Flower
5. PixelJunk Shooter
6. Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty
7. Noby Noby Boy
... Xbox Live Arcade Games:
1. Super Meat Boy
2. Shadow Complex
3. Limbo
4. Pac-Man: Championship Edition
5. Braid
6. Plants vs. Zombies
7. Costume Quest
8. Castle Crashers
9. N+
10. Ikaruga
Also, dolphins! :)
What I'm playing (9/4/11 - 9/10/11):
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Be my friend!
Wii: 2357-3047-5937-7707
Xbox 360: Optiville
PlayStation 3: Optiville
3DS: 1375-7200-0771
My Top Ten Favorite (updated as I play) ...
... Role-Playing Games:
1. Final Fantasy VI
2. Mother 3
3. Chrono Trigger
4. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
5. Final Fantasy IV
6. EarthBound
7. Lost Odyssey
8. Kingdom Hearts
9. Paper Mario
10. Final Fantasy IX
... Adventure Games:
1. Day of the Tentacle
2. Full Throttle
3. Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
4. Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
5. Sam & Max Hit the Road
6. King�s Quest III: To Heir is Human
7. Grim Fandango
8. King�s Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
9. The Secret of Monkey Island
10. Professor Layton and the Curious Village
... 2D Action/Adventure Games:
1. Super Metroid
2. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
3. Cave Story
4. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
5. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
6. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
7. StarTropics
8. Shadow Complex
9. Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime
10. Metroid Fusion
... 3D Action/Adventure Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Shadow of the Colossus
3. Beyond Good & Evil
4. God of War II
5. God of War
6. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
7. Metroid Prime
8. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
9. Okami
10. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
... Survival Horror Games:
1. Resident Evil 4
2. Dead Space
3. Resident Evil 2
4. Dead Space 2
5. Resident Evil
6. Dino Crisis 2
7. Resident Evil 5
8. Alan Wake
9. Silent Hill
10. Dino Crisis
... Open World Games:
1. Red Dead Redemption
2. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
3. Bully
4. Grand Theft Auto IV
5. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
6. Infamous
7. L.A. Noire
8. Prototype
9. Crackdown
10. Crackdown 2
... 2D Action Games:
1. Contra III: The Alien Wars
2. Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
3. Gunstar Heroes
4. ActRaiser
5. Contra 4
6. Ninja Gaiden
7. Gunstar Super Heroes
8. Viewtiful Joe 2
9. Snake Rattle 'n' Roll
10. Viewtiful Joe
... 3D Action Games:
1. Gears of War 2
2. Bayonetta
3. Sin and Punishment: Star Successor
4. Vanquish
5. Gears of War
6. No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle
7. Sin & Punishment
8. No More Heroes
9. 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
10. Earth Defense Force 2017
... Strategy Games:
1. Valkyria Chronicles
2. StarCraft
3. Fire Emblem
4. Pikmin 2
5. Advance Wars
6. StarCraft II
7. Advance Wars: Dual Strike
8. Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
9. Pikmin
10. Plants vs. Zombies
... Sports Games:
1. Punch-Out!!
2. Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
3. Wii Sports Resort
4. Wii Sports
5. Super Punch-Out!!
6. Mario Golf
7. Mario Tennis
8. Pilotwings 64
9. Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
10. International Superstar Soccer 64
... First-Person Shooters:
1. Half-Life 2
2. Portal 2
3. Portal
4. BioShock
5. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
6. Singularity
7. Resistance 2
8. Call of Duty: Black Ops
9. Left 4 Dead
10. Goldeneye
... Racing Games:
1. Uniracers
2. Mario Kart DS
3. Diddy Kong Racing
4. F-Zero
5. Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit
6. Mario Kart 64
7. Wave Race 64
8. F-Zero GX
9. Excitebike 64
10. Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
... 2D Platformers:
1. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi�s Island
2. Super Mario Bros. 3
3. Super Mario World
4. Super Meat Boy
5. Donkey Kong Country Returns
6. Mega Man 2
7. New Super Mario Bros. Wii
8. Mega Man 9
9. LittleBigPlanet 2
10. Kirby�s Epic Yarn
... 3D Platformers:
1. Super Mario Galaxy 2
2. Super Mario Galaxy
3. Banjo Kazooie
4. Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
5. Super Mario 64
6. Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time
7. Jak 3
8. Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy
9. Jak II
10. Conker's Bad Fur Day
... Fighting Games:
1. Street Fighter IV
2. Super Smash Bros. Brawl
3. Super Smash Bros. Melee
4. Super Smash Bros.
... Puzzle Games:
1. Tetris Attack
2. Planet Puzzle League
3. Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords
4. Meteos
5. Puzzle Quest 2
6. Tetrisphere
7. Tetris DS
... Variety Games:
1. World of Goo
2. Shatter
3. Wario Ware: Twisted!
4. Katamari Damacy
5. Pac-Man: Championship Edition
6. Devil's Crush
7. Flower
8. Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2
9. Boom Blox
10. Wario Ware, Inc: Mega Microgame$
... Rhythm Games:
1. Elite Beat Agents
2. Parappa the Rapper
3. Rock Band 2
4. Rock Band
5. Guitar Hero
6. Um Jammer Lammy
7. Guitar Hero II
8. Karaoke Revolution - Volume 2
9. Karaoke Revolution Party
10. Karaoke Revolution
... Shooters:
1. Ikaruga
2. Star Fox 64
3. PixelJunk Shooter
4. Gradius III
5. Air Zonk
6. PixelJunk Shooter
7. Galaga Legions
8. Space Invaders Extreme
9. R-Type III: The Third Lightning
10. Omega Five
... Party/Multiplayer Games:
1. Mario Party
2. Mario Party 2
3. Scene It?
4. Mario Party 6
5. Mario Party 7
6. UNO
7. Mario Party 3
8. Pac-Man Vs.
9. Mario Party 5
10. Mario Party 4
... Simulations:
1. Roller Coaster Tycoon
2. Animal Crossing
3. Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
4. Nintendogs
5. Animal Crossing: Wild World
... Light Gun Games:
1. Link's Crossbow Training
... Collections:
1. God of War Collection
2. Metroid Prime Trilogy
3. Final Fantasy Anthology
4. Final Fantasy Origins
5. Final Fantasy Collection
6. Sonic Mega Collection
... Beat 'em Ups:
1. Castle Crashers
2. River City Ransom
3. MadWorld
... LEGO:
1. LEGO Harry Potter: Years 1-4
2. LEGO Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures
3. LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga
4. LEGO Batman
5. LEGO Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues
6. LEGO Star Wars III: The Clone Wars
... NES Games:
1. Super Mario Bros. 3
2. Mega Man 2
3. Mike Tyson�s Punch-Out!!
4. StarTropics
5. Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
6. Castlevania III: Dracula�s Curse
7. The Legend of Zelda
8. River City Ransom
9. Ninja Gaiden
10. Snake Rattle �n� Roll
... Super NES Games:
1. Super Metroid
2. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
3. Final Fantasy VI
4. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
5. Contra III: The Alien Wars
6. Chrono Trigger
7. Final Fantasy IV
8. EarthBound
9. Super Mario World
10. Uniracers
... Genesis Games:
1. Gunstar Heroes
2. Earthworm Jim
3. Sonic the Hedgehog
4. Shinobi III: Return of the Ninja Master
5. Shining Force
6. Beyond Oasis
... TurboGrafx-16 Games:
1. Air Zonk
2. Devil's Crush
3. Neutopia II
4. Neutopia
5. Bomberman '93
6. Bonk's Adventure
7. Alien Crush
8. R-Type
9. Cho Aniki
10. Bonk's Revenge
... Nintendo 64 Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Paper Mario
3. Banjo-Kazooie
4. Super Mario 64
5. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
6. Goldeneye 007
7. Star Fox 64
8. Conker's Bad Fur Day
9. Banjo-Tooie
10. Diddy Kong Racing
... PlayStation Games:
1. Final Fantasy IX
2. Metal Gear Solid
3. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
4. Final Fantasy VII
5. Resident Evil 2
6. Final Fantasy VIII
7. Spyro the Dragon
8. Parappa the Rapper
9. Dino Crisis 2
10. Ape Escape
... GameCube Games:
1. Resident Evil 4
2. Beyond Good & Evil
3. Pikmin 2
4. Metroid Prime
5. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
6. Pikmin
7. Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
8. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
9. Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
10. Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
... PlayStation 2 Games:
1. Shadow of the Colossus
2. God of War II
3. God of War
4. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
5. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
6. Kingdom Hearts
7. Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
8. Ico
9. Final Fantasy XII
10. Okami
... Xbox Games:
1. Halo
... Wii Games:
1. Super Mario Galaxy 2
2. Super Mario Galaxy
3. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
4. Donkey Kong Country Returns
5. Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
6. New Super Mario Bros. Wii
7. Kirby's Epic Yarn
8. Punch-Out!!
9. Wii Sports Resort
10. Super Smash Bros. Brawl
... PlayStation 3 Games:
1. Valkyria Chronicles
2. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
3. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
4. LittleBigPlanet 2
5. LittleBigPlanet
6. God of War III
7. Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time
8. Final Fantasy XIII
9. Uncharted: Drake�s Fortune
10. Resistance 2
... Xbox 360 Games:
1. Half-Life 2
2. Portal 2
3. Portal
4. Lost Odyssey
5. BioShock
6. Red Dead Redemption
7. Enslaved: Odyssey to the West
8. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
9. Mass Effect 2
10. Batman: Arkham Asylum
... PC Games:
1. Day of the Tentacle
2. Full Throttle
3. StarCraft
4. Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
5. StarCraft II
6. Sam & Max Hit the Road
7. King�s Quest III: To Heir is Human
8. Grim Fandango
9. King�s Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
10. The Secret of Monkey Island
... Game Boy/Game Boy Color Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
2. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
3. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
4. Metroid II: Return of Samus
5. Final Fantasy Adventure
6. Final Fantasy Legend
7. Golf
8. Tennis
... Game Boy Advance Games:
1. Mother 3
2. Fire Emblem
3. Wario Ware: Twisted!
4. Advance Wars
5. Drill Dozer
6. Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
7. Metroid Fusion
8. Advance Wars: Black Hole Rising
9. The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
10. Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
... Nintendo DS Games:
1. Mario & Luigi: Bowser�s Inside Story
2. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
3. Elite Beat Agents
4. Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
5. Advance Wars: Dual Strike
6. Professor Layton and the Curious Village
7. Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime
8. Contra 4
9. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
10. Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
... Nintendo 3DS Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Pilotwings Resort
... WiiWare Games:
1. Cave Story
2. World of Goo
3. Mega Man 9
4. Fluidity
5. Mega Man 10
6. Final Fantasy IV: The After Years
... PSN Games:
1. Shatter
2. PixelJunk Shooter 2
3. PixelJunk Monsters
4. Flower
5. PixelJunk Shooter
6. Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty
7. Noby Noby Boy
... Xbox Live Arcade Games:
1. Super Meat Boy
2. Shadow Complex
3. Limbo
4. Pac-Man: Championship Edition
5. Braid
6. Plants vs. Zombies
7. Costume Quest
8. Castle Crashers
9. N+
10. Ikaruga
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Remember Knut, the cutest German polar bear cub since God invented cute German polar bear cubs? Well, some crazy ass woman jumped in the water surrounding his pen at the Berlin Zoo this past weekend.
Yup. I’m not kidding. The woman jumped in to swim with the cute looking bear because she thought it was a good idea. Guess what happened? 
THE POLAR BEARS TRIED TO EAT HER!! Here are some freaky (although secretly amazing) pictures of what went down. 
"Oh look, it's Knut! HE'S SO CUTE!" 
"I LOVE YOU, KNUT!"
"OMG KNUT, WHY?! WHY?!" 
A crowd full of facepalms. And here is video of kind zoo patrons trying to pull her bloody, mauled body out of the water. Seriously? Did this really happen? Is there a woman out there this idiotic? I can understand if she fell in for some strange reason, but, no, the woman actually willingly jumped in because she loves Knut. Ugh. I guess the moral of the story is this: When at the zoo, DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE!
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I have a good feeling that the woman smelt like fish before hand, and this made the polar bears even more intrigued!
Actually, I think Knut is just in the background. The one doing most of the attacking is one of his friends. Knut is still huge now, though. It's weird. :)
ALSO:
Stupid. Fucking. Bitch.
Oh, and I love your avatar, Kraid.
Really? Now I feel bad.
Yes, the german commentary actually states that she is obviously "geistig verwirrt" meaning she is mentally confused/ill.
....or both?
If that happens I will attend this bear's funeral. It is a World Hero.
Still funny, though.
Mental breakdowns is not inheritary, and can happen to anyone if they're exposed to enough pressure. So just because their mom did it, does not mean that her children will do the same. Now you are just being stupid!
There are only a few specific kinds of mental disorders that can be inherited, and that usually comes from deficency in the production of the hormone serotonin. This could lead to anxiety's, depressions, and OCD. What she suffered of, was clearly not the case of any of these.
HAHAHAHAHA
Stupid fat moron. She deserved to be eaten.
Couldn't even hold her weight when they were trying to help her get out.
I kid....or do I?
But seriously, what a dumb fuck. It would have been so much better if she was a member of PETA or ALF trying to "liberate" the bear.
NOOOOOOOO.....