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My Top Ten Favorite (updated as I play) ...

... Role-Playing Games:
1. Final Fantasy VI
2. Mother 3
3. Chrono Trigger
4. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
5. Final Fantasy IV
6. EarthBound
7. Lost Odyssey
8. Kingdom Hearts
9. Paper Mario
10. Final Fantasy IX

... Adventure Games:
1. Day of the Tentacle
2. Full Throttle
3. Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
4. Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
5. Sam & Max Hit the Road
6. King�s Quest III: To Heir is Human
7. Grim Fandango
8. King�s Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
9. The Secret of Monkey Island
10. Professor Layton and the Curious Village

... 2D Action/Adventure Games:
1. Super Metroid
2. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
3. Cave Story
4. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
5. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
6. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
7. StarTropics
8. Shadow Complex
9. Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime
10. Metroid Fusion

... 3D Action/Adventure Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Shadow of the Colossus
3. Beyond Good & Evil
4. God of War II
5. God of War
6. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
7. Metroid Prime
8. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
9. Okami
10. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

... Survival Horror Games:
1. Resident Evil 4
2. Dead Space
3. Resident Evil 2
4. Dead Space 2
5. Resident Evil
6. Dino Crisis 2
7. Resident Evil 5
8. Alan Wake
9. Silent Hill
10. Dino Crisis

... Open World Games:
1. Red Dead Redemption
2. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
3. Bully
4. Grand Theft Auto IV
5. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
6. Infamous
7. L.A. Noire
8. Prototype
9. Crackdown
10. Crackdown 2

... 2D Action Games:
1. Contra III: The Alien Wars
2. Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
3. Gunstar Heroes
4. ActRaiser
5. Contra 4
6. Ninja Gaiden
7. Gunstar Super Heroes
8. Viewtiful Joe 2
9. Snake Rattle 'n' Roll
10. Viewtiful Joe

... 3D Action Games:
1. Gears of War 2
2. Bayonetta
3. Sin and Punishment: Star Successor
4. Vanquish
5. Gears of War
6. No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle
7. Sin & Punishment
8. No More Heroes
9. 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
10. Earth Defense Force 2017

... Strategy Games:
1. Valkyria Chronicles
2. StarCraft
3. Fire Emblem
4. Pikmin 2
5. Advance Wars
6. StarCraft II
7. Advance Wars: Dual Strike
8. Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
9. Pikmin
10. Plants vs. Zombies

... Sports Games:
1. Punch-Out!!
2. Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
3. Wii Sports Resort
4. Wii Sports
5. Super Punch-Out!!
6. Mario Golf
7. Mario Tennis
8. Pilotwings 64
9. Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
10. International Superstar Soccer 64

... First-Person Shooters:
1. Half-Life 2
2. Portal 2
3. Portal
4. BioShock
5. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
6. Singularity
7. Resistance 2
8. Call of Duty: Black Ops
9. Left 4 Dead
10. Goldeneye

... Racing Games:
1. Uniracers
2. Mario Kart DS
3. Diddy Kong Racing
4. F-Zero
5. Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit
6. Mario Kart 64
7. Wave Race 64
8. F-Zero GX
9. Excitebike 64
10. Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

... 2D Platformers:
1. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi�s Island
2. Super Mario Bros. 3
3. Super Mario World
4. Super Meat Boy
5. Donkey Kong Country Returns
6. Mega Man 2
7. New Super Mario Bros. Wii
8. Mega Man 9
9. LittleBigPlanet 2
10. Kirby�s Epic Yarn

... 3D Platformers:
1. Super Mario Galaxy 2
2. Super Mario Galaxy
3. Banjo Kazooie
4. Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
5. Super Mario 64
6. Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time
7. Jak 3
8. Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy
9. Jak II
10. Conker's Bad Fur Day

... Fighting Games:
1. Street Fighter IV
2. Super Smash Bros. Brawl
3. Super Smash Bros. Melee
4. Super Smash Bros.

... Puzzle Games:
1. Tetris Attack
2. Planet Puzzle League
3. Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords
4. Meteos
5. Puzzle Quest 2
6. Tetrisphere
7. Tetris DS

... Variety Games:
1. World of Goo
2. Shatter
3. Wario Ware: Twisted!
4. Katamari Damacy
5. Pac-Man: Championship Edition
6. Devil's Crush
7. Flower
8. Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2
9. Boom Blox
10. Wario Ware, Inc: Mega Microgame$

... Rhythm Games:
1. Elite Beat Agents
2. Parappa the Rapper
3. Rock Band 2
4. Rock Band
5. Guitar Hero
6. Um Jammer Lammy
7. Guitar Hero II
8. Karaoke Revolution - Volume 2
9. Karaoke Revolution Party
10. Karaoke Revolution

... Shooters:
1. Ikaruga
2. Star Fox 64
3. PixelJunk Shooter
4. Gradius III
5. Air Zonk
6. PixelJunk Shooter
7. Galaga Legions
8. Space Invaders Extreme
9. R-Type III: The Third Lightning
10. Omega Five

... Party/Multiplayer Games:
1. Mario Party
2. Mario Party 2
3. Scene It?
4. Mario Party 6
5. Mario Party 7
6. UNO
7. Mario Party 3
8. Pac-Man Vs.
9. Mario Party 5
10. Mario Party 4

... Simulations:
1. Roller Coaster Tycoon
2. Animal Crossing
3. Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
4. Nintendogs
5. Animal Crossing: Wild World

... Light Gun Games:
1. Link's Crossbow Training

... Collections:
1. God of War Collection
2. Metroid Prime Trilogy
3. Final Fantasy Anthology
4. Final Fantasy Origins
5. Final Fantasy Collection
6. Sonic Mega Collection

... Beat 'em Ups:
1. Castle Crashers
2. River City Ransom
3. MadWorld

... LEGO:
1. LEGO Harry Potter: Years 1-4
2. LEGO Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures
3. LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga
4. LEGO Batman
5. LEGO Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues
6. LEGO Star Wars III: The Clone Wars

... NES Games:
1. Super Mario Bros. 3
2. Mega Man 2
3. Mike Tyson�s Punch-Out!!
4. StarTropics
5. Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
6. Castlevania III: Dracula�s Curse
7. The Legend of Zelda
8. River City Ransom
9. Ninja Gaiden
10. Snake Rattle �n� Roll

... Super NES Games:
1. Super Metroid
2. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
3. Final Fantasy VI
4. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
5. Contra III: The Alien Wars
6. Chrono Trigger
7. Final Fantasy IV
8. EarthBound
9. Super Mario World
10. Uniracers

... Genesis Games:
1. Gunstar Heroes
2. Earthworm Jim
3. Sonic the Hedgehog
4. Shinobi III: Return of the Ninja Master
5. Shining Force
6. Beyond Oasis

... TurboGrafx-16 Games:
1. Air Zonk
2. Devil's Crush
3. Neutopia II
4. Neutopia
5. Bomberman '93
6. Bonk's Adventure
7. Alien Crush
8. R-Type
9. Cho Aniki
10. Bonk's Revenge

... Nintendo 64 Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Paper Mario
3. Banjo-Kazooie
4. Super Mario 64
5. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
6. Goldeneye 007
7. Star Fox 64
8. Conker's Bad Fur Day
9. Banjo-Tooie
10. Diddy Kong Racing

... PlayStation Games:
1. Final Fantasy IX
2. Metal Gear Solid
3. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
4. Final Fantasy VII
5. Resident Evil 2
6. Final Fantasy VIII
7. Spyro the Dragon
8. Parappa the Rapper
9. Dino Crisis 2
10. Ape Escape

... GameCube Games:
1. Resident Evil 4
2. Beyond Good & Evil
3. Pikmin 2
4. Metroid Prime
5. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
6. Pikmin
7. Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
8. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
9. Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
10. Metroid Prime 2: Echoes

... PlayStation 2 Games:
1. Shadow of the Colossus
2. God of War II
3. God of War
4. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
5. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
6. Kingdom Hearts
7. Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
8. Ico
9. Final Fantasy XII
10. Okami

... Xbox Games:
1. Halo

... Wii Games:
1. Super Mario Galaxy 2
2. Super Mario Galaxy
3. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
4. Donkey Kong Country Returns
5. Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
6. New Super Mario Bros. Wii
7. Kirby's Epic Yarn
8. Punch-Out!!
9. Wii Sports Resort
10. Super Smash Bros. Brawl

... PlayStation 3 Games:
1. Valkyria Chronicles
2. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
3. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
4. LittleBigPlanet 2
5. LittleBigPlanet
6. God of War III
7. Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time
8. Final Fantasy XIII
9. Uncharted: Drake�s Fortune
10. Resistance 2

... Xbox 360 Games:
1. Half-Life 2
2. Portal 2
3. Portal
4. Lost Odyssey
5. BioShock
6. Red Dead Redemption
7. Enslaved: Odyssey to the West
8. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
9. Mass Effect 2
10. Batman: Arkham Asylum

... PC Games:
1. Day of the Tentacle
2. Full Throttle
3. StarCraft
4. Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
5. StarCraft II
6. Sam & Max Hit the Road
7. King�s Quest III: To Heir is Human
8. Grim Fandango
9. King�s Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
10. The Secret of Monkey Island

... Game Boy/Game Boy Color Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
2. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
3. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
4. Metroid II: Return of Samus
5. Final Fantasy Adventure
6. Final Fantasy Legend
7. Golf
8. Tennis

... Game Boy Advance Games:
1. Mother 3
2. Fire Emblem
3. Wario Ware: Twisted!
4. Advance Wars
5. Drill Dozer
6. Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
7. Metroid Fusion
8. Advance Wars: Black Hole Rising
9. The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
10. Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

... Nintendo DS Games:
1. Mario & Luigi: Bowser�s Inside Story
2. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
3. Elite Beat Agents
4. Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
5. Advance Wars: Dual Strike
6. Professor Layton and the Curious Village
7. Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime
8. Contra 4
9. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
10. Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective

... Nintendo 3DS Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Pilotwings Resort

... WiiWare Games:
1. Cave Story
2. World of Goo
3. Mega Man 9
4. Fluidity
5. Mega Man 10
6. Final Fantasy IV: The After Years

... PSN Games:
1. Shatter
2. PixelJunk Shooter 2
3. PixelJunk Monsters
4. Flower
5. PixelJunk Shooter
6. Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty
7. Noby Noby Boy

... Xbox Live Arcade Games:
1. Super Meat Boy
2. Shadow Complex
3. Limbo
4. Pac-Man: Championship Edition
5. Braid
6. Plants vs. Zombies
7. Costume Quest
8. Castle Crashers
9. N+
10. Ikaruga
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OMG I HAVE TO SAVE THEM!
Chad Concelmo | 4:18 PM on 07.11.2008 43 comments




This is not a joke. I need as many people to meet me in New Jersey ASAP! We have some dolphins to save!

http://www.slate.com/id/2195138/

There are 15 dolphins currently stuck in New Jersey's Shrewsbury River and they continue to be moving farther inland. Damn humans scaring them into confusion! :(

If they aren't rescued soon, the low salt count in the fresh water river could cause the dolphins serious health problems. Even worse, if they aren't relocated by the end of the year, the beautiful creatures face the risk of freezing to death in the icy waters.

Bottom line: these dolphins need saving! And fast! Who's with me?!

The flight from L.A. to Newark should only take about seven hours.

My dolphin brethren have never needed me more ...



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Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 16:24
Dynamic Sheep
Fly? Couldn't you just catch a ride there from one of your dolphin buddies?
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 16:35
Darren Nakamura
So this is why you can't come to Father's Office tonight. A noble endeavor, at least.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 16:40
Maurice Tan
Wow, you are too good for this world Chad!
ImpossiblePlant's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 16:44
ImpossiblePlant
That looks like Common Dolphin variety, as well. That's a shame. Go Chad, go!
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 16:45
eternalplayer2345
WHAT WE DO WHAT WE DO WHAT WE DO........................
kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 16:46
kaciesaurus
oh no!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 16:50
Takeshi
Damn! Next time tell your friends to swim to the canals of Amsterdam. That way I can save 'em.

I wish I could be there. Every animal is my friend. Please let us know how it ended Chad. Let's pray for the best!
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 16:53
ThunderHeartXI


Wish I could something besides post stupid pictures. :(
P3T3Y's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 16:54
P3T3Y
This looks like a job for Aquaman! He better let his PR know what he's doing so he can get as much press as possible, who knows how long it'll be before he gets called on again.
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 17:10
Stella Wong
:( Let's go save them all Chad!
Demios's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 17:12
Demios
If anyone can save this Dolphins it has to be Chad!

Dolphin Powers GO!
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 17:13
Aaron Mxy Yost
Good luck! But just in case you don't make it in time:


I feel so ashamed, yet I couldn't resist...
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 17:16
Spartacus
I'm sure they will end up all fine and good and happy.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 17:17
aborto thefetus
It would appear that these dolphins are planning something evil. That is the only explanation I can come up with.
Merry Ho's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 17:29
Merry Ho
chad just talk to them and tell them to turn around, they will listen to you.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 17:46
Sharpless
I'm in Jersey, Chad! I'll save them!
Hoodie's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 17:46
Hoodie
If you come to Newark, I'll head over from Brooklyn and meet you. We can do it!
TheRemedy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 17:51
TheRemedy
The one f'ing time you need Aquaman and he's no where to be seen!
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 17:53
SnakeDude4Life
Dolphin BBQ at my house!
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 17:55
Red TheHaze Veron
Ill bring the soy sauce and wasabi just in case.

What? You said "low salt" can damage their health so Ill bring some soy sauce so itll help.

And the wasabi? uhhhh... Its for me to clear my sinuses, yeah that's it.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 18:02
Coonskin05
Holy shit Mxy just made me laugh so hard.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 18:12
mix
It's sad but you could fill an entire website each day about the crap that happens to aniamls and it's disgusting.

Sometimes (well lots) I am actually ashamed of humans behavious and lack of feeling towards animals.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 18:18
Chad Concelmo
Go, Sharpless, GO! :)
PhazonYoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 18:57
PhazonYoshi
@sn4l, don't even joke about that.
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 19:13
Scrixx
Hmm around 20 minutes away from my town, I don't know how I could help tho x.x
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 19:49
Guagloves
SAVE THE DOLPHINS!!!
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 21:34
Clockwork
I've been here for weeks, I saved four of them by giving mouth to mouth. The rest is up to you, Chad.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 21:40
Electro Lemon
I fucking laughed, Mxy. YOU BASTARD
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 21:57
RonBurgandy2010
Um...............go gettim?
Liz Alexander's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 22:24
Liz Alexander
*wants to help*
AlienGuy18's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 22:31
AlienGuy18
New Jerseyians, Unite!
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 22:34
ace of knaves
Book my seat Chad, I'll meet you at LAX!

Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 23:40
Cataract
Considering I live in Jersey, I should probabaly have heard about this. Ah well, I have work tomorrow.


Sorry dolphins, I got bills to pay.
Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 00:13
Aertyr
Who likes tarter sauce? I mean really. Dolphins are way cooler then that.

Doesn't mean I didn't laugh... *Sigh*
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 00:44
Wexx
Oh no! :(
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 02:35
LarkOhiya
maybe this is a new bread of freash water/ salt water dolphin. soon they will be air dolphins!
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 03:08
Aziel13
bring on the lemon and slat and chili
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 21:32
nintendoll
I have no idea in Jersey where they are, but I will help save the dolphins!!

Seriously, is there someone I can contact about helping out? I don't have a boat though :(
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 21:36
nintendoll
Ah, but another article is saying that the dolphins are currently under protection, they're probably going to try to move the dolphins once the tourist season is over since right now there's a lot of boaters and it's too dangerous.
Mtdrummer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2008 01:35
Mtdrummer
no offense to dyson, but i like you better as host!

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