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Chad Concelmo | 11:06 AM on 03.07.2009 66 comments




I can’t tell you how I got this, but it involved a tuna fish sandwich, four paraplegic prostitutes, the soundtrack to The Little Mermaid, David Faustino, a shirtless Chinese boy, and a handful of bruised old ladies.

It was all worth it, though. This game is freakin’ amazing.



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droobies's Destructoid Blog
Bud Bundy helped you get RE5? That dude's got way more pull than I expected.
garison's Destructoid Blog
D:< Can I come over to your house, Chad?!?! PLEEEEEASE!?!?!
Qraze's Destructoid Blog
there must be dolphins in resident evil.
RiotMonster's Destructoid Blog
Jealous overtakes meeeee!! >=O
The GHost's Destructoid Blog
That's pretty awesome. FooLiz and I would like to show our approval, Chad style :D



And that photo was titled OMGDOLPHINAMAZING!
ryu89's Destructoid Blog
I understood everything of how you got this beside the shirtless chinese boy. Thats just weird.
naia-the-gamer's Destructoid Blog
:O

Chad is CONNECTED!
atheistium's Destructoid Blog
News Headline Laser fitted Dolphin's storm Capcom HQ.
Dolphin's history of violence stems from a long history of playing video games, especially GTA4 after long tuna induced nights on the...
shayward23's Destructoid Blog
So basically it was just like every other Friday night in your world.
Jordan Devore's Destructoid Blog
Chad, I'm going to make you play it again co-op style when I get it on Friday.
Mr Wrighty 987's Destructoid Blog
Ive got a copy too but i dont ;)
Kraid's Destructoid Blog
AMAZING!!!!!
RonBurgandy2010's Destructoid Blog
Goddammit I love you.
Pyroph's Destructoid Blog
WTB
EternalDeathSlayer's Destructoid Blog
I love you Chad, but right now I fucking hate you.

Lucky bastard.
mid3vol's Destructoid Blog
too soon, drew, too soon! this game looks pretty damn amazing from what i've seen.
UglyDuck's Destructoid Blog
Whenever you pull that face, your eyes look just a bit sad. You are a husk, Mr Concelmo. You are no longer truly find things Amazing, you are simply 'Amazed-on-Demand'.
Daxelman's Destructoid Blog
Oh Yeah?

IM ON A DOLPHIN, DOIN' FLIPS N SHIT!

@Ugly Phil: He's said in that picture, because at that time...he's not playing RE5.
Jonathan Ross's Destructoid Blog
I am coming over today.
brainderailment's Destructoid Blog
Amaaaaazing.
Barcode's Destructoid Blog
Schweeet!
BlackFreefall's Destructoid Blog
I'll trade you for it with a dolphin.
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
It is so amazing! Yay for RE5!!
Sam Spectre's Destructoid Blog
No way! That's amazing!
Magnalon's Destructoid Blog
Friday night fights RE edition anyone?
Nick Chester's Destructoid Blog
I hate you, Chad. I mean, I have (literally) three copies of Resident Evil 5 lying around my house. But they're all debug. And I want retail. I really hope you're playing the game with someone else.
Ben PerLee's Destructoid Blog
Chad, you cheeky bastard. I wanna play....
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
*Drool*
Oh, you got a copy of RE5 in your hand; cool!

;)
The-Excel's Destructoid Blog
It took me ten seconds to get the implications of that photo.

No other comment.
FalconReaper's Destructoid Blog
Well, now that I know that you have RE 5 before me, I guess the cops will use this a fuel for constructing my psychological profile some years after the murders begin... just kidding , but still I envy you Mr. Concelmo. You win this round
TheChemist's Destructoid Blog
I'm so jealous of you Chad. My only consolation is that I don't have a system I can play RE5 on.
MEE's Destructoid Blog
chad, watch out, i don't know if you noticed but you have a box with a game in it in your hand. i'll just say : watch out dude, watch-out.
grafkhun's Destructoid Blog
a shirtless Chinese boy

you said you wouldn't mention it to anyone! bastard.
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
Amazing.
coffeesash's Destructoid Blog
I hate multi platform releases because everybody gets them on 360 and I get them on PS3
Zero Atma's Destructoid Blog
Wait, that was YOU?!?! I only saw it out of the corner of my eye, I didn't know that!
Half left's Destructoid Blog
TUNA!??!

YOU FUCKING DOLPHIN MURDERER!
UglyDuck's Destructoid Blog
I swear to god, I could just look at his face for hours. It's as if an angel got pimp slapped by God.
Sharmsie's Destructoid Blog
chad, you make my heart beat faster and faster
Palidi's Destructoid Blog
WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! Concelmo approved!? This is good to hear.
pascuz46's Destructoid Blog
It must be nice to get that early! Lucky person, I'm picking that up Friday! WOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
CHAD FACE 5
Bizznet's Destructoid Blog
AAAHHHH! I can't wait for RE5! I'll pay you five hojillion dollars for it!!!!
ArrestedDeveloper's Destructoid Blog
Call on me, call me, call on me, call me, call on me, call me call on me, I'm the same boy I used to be.


Tactix's Destructoid Blog
AWESOME!!! I cant wait until I get my copy :D :D

<3
HawtPawkitHero's Destructoid Blog
Been playing this game for about a week now. iXtreme ftw.
It's really, really good.
ScottyG's Destructoid Blog
Heh, saw you playing that, and figured you didn't need to be bothered for some SFIV. :P

Sad to see you're playing solo though.
RAB's Destructoid Blog
you look so mischievous
Gibbo's Destructoid Blog
Now everyone will run to Chad's house like a pack of zombies.


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4. EarthBound
5. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
6. Final Fantasy IV
7. Lost Odyssey
8. Kingdom Hearts
9. Paper Mario
10. Final Fantasy XII

... Adventure Games:
1. Day of the Tentacle
2. Full Throttle
3. Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
4. Sam & Max Hit the Road
5. Grim Fandango
6. The Secret of Monkey Island
7. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
8. Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
9. Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
10. Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure

... Action/Adventure Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
2. Super Metroid
3. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
4. Resident Evil 4
5. Shadow of the Colossus
6. Beyond Good & Evil
7. God of War
8. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
9. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
10. God of War II

... Action Games:
1. Contra III: The Alien Wars
2. Gears of War 2
3. Gears of War
4. Contra 4
5. Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
6. Ratchet: Deadlocked
7. Blast Corps
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9. Ninja Gaiden
10. Viewtiful Joe 2

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3. Pikmin 2
4. Advance Wars: Dual Strike
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8. Advance Wars: Black Hole Rising
9. Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn
10. Little King’s Story

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2. Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!!
3. Wii Sports Resort
4. Wii Sports
5. Super Punch-Out!!
6. Mario Golf
7. Mario Tennis
8. Pilotwings 64
9. Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
10. International Superstar Soccer 64

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1. Half-Life 2
2. Bioshock
3. Goldeneye
4. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
5. Resistance 2
6. Left 4 Dead
7. Perfect Dark
8. Killer 7
9. Resistance: Dawn of Man
10. Call of Duty: World at War

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3. Mario Kart 64
4. Mario Kart Wii
5. Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
6. F-Zero GX
7. F-Zero X
8. F-Zero
9. Wave Race 64
10. Excitebike 64

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1. Super Mario Galaxy
2. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island
3. Super Mario Bros. 3
4. Mega Man 2
5. LittleBigPlanet
6. Super Mario World
7. Banjo Kazooie
8. Super Mario 64
9. Mega Man 9
10. ‘Splosion Man

... Puzzle/Variety Games:
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2. World of Goo
3. Tetris Attack
4. Shatter
5. Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
6. Braid
7. Wario Ware: Twisted!
8. Katamari Damacy
9. Pac-Man: Championship Edition
10. Professor Layton and the Curious Village

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2. Parappa the Rapper
3. Rock Band 2
4. Rock Band
5. Guitar Hero
6. Karaoke Revolution Presents American Idol
7. Karaoke Revolution - Volume 2
8. Guitar Hero II
9. Karaoke Revolution Party
10. Karaoke Revolution

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2. Star Fox 64
3. Gradius III
4. Air Zonk
5. Space Invaders Extreme
6. Galaga Legions
7. R-Type III: The Third Lightning
8. Omega Five
9. Sin & Punishment
10. R-Type

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2. Mario Party 2
3. Mario Party 6
4. Mario Party 7
5. UNO
6. Mario Party 3
7. Mario Party 5
8. Mario Party 4
9. Wario Ware, Inc: Mega Party Game$
10. Pac-Man Vs.

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1. Super Mario Bros. 3
2. Mega Man 2
3. Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!!
4. StarTropics
5. Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
6. Castlevania III: Dracula’s Curse
7. The Legend of Zelda
8. River City Ransom
9. Ninja Gaiden
10. Zoda’s Revenge: StarTropics II

... Super NES Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
2. Super Metroid
3. Final Fantasy VI
4. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
5. Chrono Trigger
6. EarthBound
7. Final Fantasy IV
8. Contra III: The Alien Wars
9. Super Mario World
10. Tetris Attack

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1. Air Zonk
2. Devil's Crush
3. Neutopia II
4. Neutopia
5. Bomberman '93
6. Bonk's Adventure
7. Alien Crush
8. R-Type
9. Cho Aniki
10. Bonk's Revenge

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1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Paper Mario
3. Banjo-Kazooie
4. Super Mario 64
5. The Legend of Zelda: Majora�s Mask
6. Goldeneye 007
7. Conker's Bad Fur Day
8. Star Fox 64
9. Banjo-Tooie
10. Diddy Kong Racing

... PlayStation Games:
1. Final Fantasy IX
2. Final Fantasy VII
3. Metal Gear Solid
4. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
5. Final Fantasy VIII
6. Resident Evil 2
7. Spyro the Dragon
8. Parappa the Rapper
9. Dino Crisis 2
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2. Beyond Good & Evil
3. Pikmin 2
4. Metroid Prime
5. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
6. Pikmin
7. Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
8. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
9. Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
10. Metroid Prime 2: Echoes

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2. God of War
3. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
4. God of War II
5. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
6. Kingdom Hearts
7. Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
8. Ico
9. Final Fantasy XII
10. Okami

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2. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
3. Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
4. Punch-Out!!
5. Wii Sports Resort
6. Super Smash Bros. Brawl
7. Boom Blox
8. Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure
9. Super Paper Mario
10. Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn

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2. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
3. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
4. LittleBigPlanet
5. Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time
6. Resistance 2
7. Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune
8. Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction
9. Resistance: Fall of Man
10. Killzone 2

... Xbox 360 Games:
1. Half-Life 2
2. Portal
3. Lost Odyssey
4. Bioshock
5. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
6. Batman: Arkham Asylum
7. Gears of War 2
8. Dead Space
9. Street Fighter IV
10. Prince of Persia

... PC Games:
1. Day of the Tentacle
2. Full Throttle
3. Sam & Max Hit the Road
4. Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
5. Grim Fandango
6. The Secret of Monkey Island
7. Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
8. Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
9. King’s Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
10. King’s Quest III: To Heir is Human

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1. Mother 3
2. Fire Emblem
3. Wario Ware: Twisted!
4. Advance Wars
5. Drill Dozer
6. Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
7. Advance Wars: Black Hole Rising
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9. Metroid Fusion
10. Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

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2. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
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5. Advance Wars: Dual Strike
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8. Contra 4
9. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
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4. Castle Crashers
5. Pac-Man: Championship Edition
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