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My Top Ten Favorite (updated as I play) ...

... Role-Playing Games:
1. Final Fantasy VI
2. Mother 3
3. Chrono Trigger
4. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
5. Final Fantasy IV
6. EarthBound
7. Lost Odyssey
8. Kingdom Hearts
9. Paper Mario
10. Final Fantasy IX

... Adventure Games:
1. Day of the Tentacle
2. Full Throttle
3. Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
4. Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
5. Sam & Max Hit the Road
6. King�s Quest III: To Heir is Human
7. Grim Fandango
8. King�s Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
9. The Secret of Monkey Island
10. Professor Layton and the Curious Village

... 2D Action/Adventure Games:
1. Super Metroid
2. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
3. Cave Story
4. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
5. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
6. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
7. StarTropics
8. Shadow Complex
9. Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime
10. Metroid Fusion

... 3D Action/Adventure Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Shadow of the Colossus
3. Beyond Good & Evil
4. God of War II
5. God of War
6. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
7. Metroid Prime
8. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
9. Okami
10. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

... Survival Horror Games:
1. Resident Evil 4
2. Dead Space
3. Resident Evil 2
4. Dead Space 2
5. Resident Evil
6. Dino Crisis 2
7. Resident Evil 5
8. Alan Wake
9. Silent Hill
10. Dino Crisis

... Open World Games:
1. Red Dead Redemption
2. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
3. Bully
4. Grand Theft Auto IV
5. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
6. Infamous
7. L.A. Noire
8. Prototype
9. Crackdown
10. Crackdown 2

... 2D Action Games:
1. Contra III: The Alien Wars
2. Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
3. Gunstar Heroes
4. ActRaiser
5. Contra 4
6. Ninja Gaiden
7. Gunstar Super Heroes
8. Viewtiful Joe 2
9. Snake Rattle 'n' Roll
10. Viewtiful Joe

... 3D Action Games:
1. Gears of War 2
2. Bayonetta
3. Sin and Punishment: Star Successor
4. Vanquish
5. Gears of War
6. No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle
7. Sin & Punishment
8. No More Heroes
9. 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
10. Earth Defense Force 2017

... Strategy Games:
1. Valkyria Chronicles
2. StarCraft
3. Fire Emblem
4. Pikmin 2
5. Advance Wars
6. StarCraft II
7. Advance Wars: Dual Strike
8. Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
9. Pikmin
10. Plants vs. Zombies

... Sports Games:
1. Punch-Out!!
2. Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
3. Wii Sports Resort
4. Wii Sports
5. Super Punch-Out!!
6. Mario Golf
7. Mario Tennis
8. Pilotwings 64
9. Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
10. International Superstar Soccer 64

... First-Person Shooters:
1. Half-Life 2
2. Portal 2
3. Portal
4. BioShock
5. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
6. Singularity
7. Resistance 2
8. Call of Duty: Black Ops
9. Left 4 Dead
10. Goldeneye

... Racing Games:
1. Uniracers
2. Mario Kart DS
3. Diddy Kong Racing
4. F-Zero
5. Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit
6. Mario Kart 64
7. Wave Race 64
8. F-Zero GX
9. Excitebike 64
10. Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

... 2D Platformers:
1. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi�s Island
2. Super Mario Bros. 3
3. Super Mario World
4. Super Meat Boy
5. Donkey Kong Country Returns
6. Mega Man 2
7. New Super Mario Bros. Wii
8. Mega Man 9
9. LittleBigPlanet 2
10. Kirby�s Epic Yarn

... 3D Platformers:
1. Super Mario Galaxy 2
2. Super Mario Galaxy
3. Banjo Kazooie
4. Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
5. Super Mario 64
6. Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time
7. Jak 3
8. Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy
9. Jak II
10. Conker's Bad Fur Day

... Fighting Games:
1. Street Fighter IV
2. Super Smash Bros. Brawl
3. Super Smash Bros. Melee
4. Super Smash Bros.

... Puzzle Games:
1. Tetris Attack
2. Planet Puzzle League
3. Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords
4. Meteos
5. Puzzle Quest 2
6. Tetrisphere
7. Tetris DS

... Variety Games:
1. World of Goo
2. Shatter
3. Wario Ware: Twisted!
4. Katamari Damacy
5. Pac-Man: Championship Edition
6. Devil's Crush
7. Flower
8. Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2
9. Boom Blox
10. Wario Ware, Inc: Mega Microgame$

... Rhythm Games:
1. Elite Beat Agents
2. Parappa the Rapper
3. Rock Band 2
4. Rock Band
5. Guitar Hero
6. Um Jammer Lammy
7. Guitar Hero II
8. Karaoke Revolution - Volume 2
9. Karaoke Revolution Party
10. Karaoke Revolution

... Shooters:
1. Ikaruga
2. Star Fox 64
3. PixelJunk Shooter
4. Gradius III
5. Air Zonk
6. PixelJunk Shooter
7. Galaga Legions
8. Space Invaders Extreme
9. R-Type III: The Third Lightning
10. Omega Five

... Party/Multiplayer Games:
1. Mario Party
2. Mario Party 2
3. Scene It?
4. Mario Party 6
5. Mario Party 7
6. UNO
7. Mario Party 3
8. Pac-Man Vs.
9. Mario Party 5
10. Mario Party 4

... Simulations:
1. Roller Coaster Tycoon
2. Animal Crossing
3. Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
4. Nintendogs
5. Animal Crossing: Wild World

... Light Gun Games:
1. Link's Crossbow Training

... Collections:
1. God of War Collection
2. Metroid Prime Trilogy
3. Final Fantasy Anthology
4. Final Fantasy Origins
5. Final Fantasy Collection
6. Sonic Mega Collection

... Beat 'em Ups:
1. Castle Crashers
2. River City Ransom
3. MadWorld

... LEGO:
1. LEGO Harry Potter: Years 1-4
2. LEGO Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures
3. LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga
4. LEGO Batman
5. LEGO Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues
6. LEGO Star Wars III: The Clone Wars

... NES Games:
1. Super Mario Bros. 3
2. Mega Man 2
3. Mike Tyson�s Punch-Out!!
4. StarTropics
5. Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
6. Castlevania III: Dracula�s Curse
7. The Legend of Zelda
8. River City Ransom
9. Ninja Gaiden
10. Snake Rattle �n� Roll

... Super NES Games:
1. Super Metroid
2. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
3. Final Fantasy VI
4. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
5. Contra III: The Alien Wars
6. Chrono Trigger
7. Final Fantasy IV
8. EarthBound
9. Super Mario World
10. Uniracers

... Genesis Games:
1. Gunstar Heroes
2. Earthworm Jim
3. Sonic the Hedgehog
4. Shinobi III: Return of the Ninja Master
5. Shining Force
6. Beyond Oasis

... TurboGrafx-16 Games:
1. Air Zonk
2. Devil's Crush
3. Neutopia II
4. Neutopia
5. Bomberman '93
6. Bonk's Adventure
7. Alien Crush
8. R-Type
9. Cho Aniki
10. Bonk's Revenge

... Nintendo 64 Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Paper Mario
3. Banjo-Kazooie
4. Super Mario 64
5. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
6. Goldeneye 007
7. Star Fox 64
8. Conker's Bad Fur Day
9. Banjo-Tooie
10. Diddy Kong Racing

... PlayStation Games:
1. Final Fantasy IX
2. Metal Gear Solid
3. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
4. Final Fantasy VII
5. Resident Evil 2
6. Final Fantasy VIII
7. Spyro the Dragon
8. Parappa the Rapper
9. Dino Crisis 2
10. Ape Escape

... GameCube Games:
1. Resident Evil 4
2. Beyond Good & Evil
3. Pikmin 2
4. Metroid Prime
5. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
6. Pikmin
7. Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
8. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
9. Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
10. Metroid Prime 2: Echoes

... PlayStation 2 Games:
1. Shadow of the Colossus
2. God of War II
3. God of War
4. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
5. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
6. Kingdom Hearts
7. Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
8. Ico
9. Final Fantasy XII
10. Okami

... Xbox Games:
1. Halo

... Wii Games:
1. Super Mario Galaxy 2
2. Super Mario Galaxy
3. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
4. Donkey Kong Country Returns
5. Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
6. New Super Mario Bros. Wii
7. Kirby's Epic Yarn
8. Punch-Out!!
9. Wii Sports Resort
10. Super Smash Bros. Brawl

... PlayStation 3 Games:
1. Valkyria Chronicles
2. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
3. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
4. LittleBigPlanet 2
5. LittleBigPlanet
6. God of War III
7. Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time
8. Final Fantasy XIII
9. Uncharted: Drake�s Fortune
10. Resistance 2

... Xbox 360 Games:
1. Half-Life 2
2. Portal 2
3. Portal
4. Lost Odyssey
5. BioShock
6. Red Dead Redemption
7. Enslaved: Odyssey to the West
8. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
9. Mass Effect 2
10. Batman: Arkham Asylum

... PC Games:
1. Day of the Tentacle
2. Full Throttle
3. StarCraft
4. Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
5. StarCraft II
6. Sam & Max Hit the Road
7. King�s Quest III: To Heir is Human
8. Grim Fandango
9. King�s Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
10. The Secret of Monkey Island

... Game Boy/Game Boy Color Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
2. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
3. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
4. Metroid II: Return of Samus
5. Final Fantasy Adventure
6. Final Fantasy Legend
7. Golf
8. Tennis

... Game Boy Advance Games:
1. Mother 3
2. Fire Emblem
3. Wario Ware: Twisted!
4. Advance Wars
5. Drill Dozer
6. Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
7. Metroid Fusion
8. Advance Wars: Black Hole Rising
9. The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
10. Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

... Nintendo DS Games:
1. Mario & Luigi: Bowser�s Inside Story
2. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
3. Elite Beat Agents
4. Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
5. Advance Wars: Dual Strike
6. Professor Layton and the Curious Village
7. Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime
8. Contra 4
9. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
10. Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective

... Nintendo 3DS Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Pilotwings Resort

... WiiWare Games:
1. Cave Story
2. World of Goo
3. Mega Man 9
4. Fluidity
5. Mega Man 10
6. Final Fantasy IV: The After Years

... PSN Games:
1. Shatter
2. PixelJunk Shooter 2
3. PixelJunk Monsters
4. Flower
5. PixelJunk Shooter
6. Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty
7. Noby Noby Boy

... Xbox Live Arcade Games:
1. Super Meat Boy
2. Shadow Complex
3. Limbo
4. Pac-Man: Championship Edition
5. Braid
6. Plants vs. Zombies
7. Costume Quest
8. Castle Crashers
9. N+
10. Ikaruga
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Don't anger the dolphin army!
Chad Concelmo | 12:16 PM on 05.06.2008 46 comments


Sorry for posting so many dolphin videos/pictures, but they all just make me so darn happy. :)

Well, except this one.

And I thought Reverend Anthony was my arch-nemesis ...

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

You know what’s also "funny"? Laughing and throwing a football around in front of the children’s cancer ward.



...
The dolphins are still ridiculously adorable, though. :)

[Thanks, Blindside]



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BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 12:29
BlindsideDork
Poor dolphins...even if the one on the left looks happy, it is not nice to tease! And is it just me or did that dolphin just piss in their general direction?
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 12:31
Excel-2011
I thought they would all break out of the glass and destroy the entire crowd with flamethrowers at the end. How disappointing.
Parabe11um-swe-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 12:34
Parabe11um-swe-
Wow...I laughed but it felt so wrong...

"you should try to stand back and throw the ball" = wth way to encourage your kid to be a jackass.
OrangeGoblin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 12:35
OrangeGoblin
Sorry I'm the billionth person to tell you this, but Chad, did you know there is a dolphin bike in Mario Kart Wii?
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 12:35
MissHinasaki
Aw, they just wanted to play... They're like the puppies of the ocean! ^_^
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 12:37
Chad Concelmo
@OrangeGoblin,
Um ... WHAT?!
I haven't heard that. I haven't unlocked everything in the game yet! :) :) :)
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 12:39
Rockvillian
Look on the bright side Chad - maybe the dolphins knew very well what they were doing, and were just seeing how long that girl could keep rubbing the glass with whatever trash that was in the smelly old aquarium. Jokes on her, we're freaking UNDER WATER AND DOLPHINS!!

:D
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 12:41
Boolean
Damn dolphins, GET A JOB!

(<3)
OrangeGoblin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 12:41
OrangeGoblin
Chad: It's pretty cool, especially when you choose it for Yoshi and it goes green and looks like Yoshi humped a dolphin and made babies. With wheels.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 12:43
Colette Bennett
But...the dolphins kind of seem like they're having fun....
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 12:45
Brian Szabelski
The dolphins are organizing to off her as we speak...
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 12:56
king3vbo
Chad, dont ever apologize for dolphin videos. EVAR.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 12:59
Tubatic
I imagined they were sighing in frustration when they bubbled out of their blowholes . . .
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 13:14
Chad Concelmo
@Colette,
Yeah, I think they are having fun (dolphins always have fun!). They just seem a little frustrated that they can't actually play with the thing the girl is teasing them with. :)
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 13:18
KyleGamgee
"Come look at the Human Tank."
"What? What is it?"
"They're doing something. Some one gave them some toys or something. They're just doing the same thing over and over."
"Poor things. You know it's not polite to stare. Leave the stupid humans alone."
garrfunkel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 13:18
garrfunkel
There can never be enough dolphin posts. Never.
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 13:40
naia-the-gamer
I think the problem isn't so much that the dolphins look unhappy, because they kind of don't.

The problem is that the kids are acting like jerks and their parents are encouraging them to continue to act like jerks.

I hate people sometimes.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 13:44
Knivy
I agree with Naia, dolphins are AMAAAAZING as always, but those kids will eventually get here on dtoid act like jerks and make fail blogs :(.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 13:47
DaedHead8
lmao@RockVillain.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 13:48
Justice
I wish they could show that girl who's boss.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 13:48
mix
Dolphins are sweet and I never expected the video to last so long, stupid girl.

But have you ever got to play with dolphins at Marine World or something!? Huh have you?....I havn't
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 13:49
Samit Sarkar
What The-Excel said. I wanted so slap those girls in the face so hard. I can’t believe one of them was actually throwing the ball against the glass. *shakes head in disbelief, disgust*
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 13:59
Chad Concelmo
@naia-the-gamer,
Exactly. :) :) :)
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 14:03
ScottyG
Doesn't seem bad. Like playing catch with someone while a dog runs back and forth between the two of you. The comment by the parent seemed inappropriate, but I didn't think what the kids were doing were that bad.
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 14:17
braulio09
same as The-Excel....i thought the dolphins would at least scare the shit out of those kids.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 14:31
Cataract
Lack of parenting is just fucking pathetic. I wish i was a shark, because then I'd just walk up to these guys and eat 'em.

Yeah, that'd be the life...
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 14:45
welkstar
I was waiting for the dolphins to start slamming on the glass in attempt to break through and eat the stupid kid.

But at least one of them pooped at her. :)
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 14:45
MechaMonkey
I was praying that they would all swim away, leaving the children and their parents all disappointed, then suddenly come back, ram the glass and laugh as it exploded outwards, covering the people with seawater, glass shards, and DOLPHIN DEATH.
's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 14:50
Clint
Dolphin Army?

You don't want to piss those guys off
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 14:55
Wexx
When they brought out the ball I thought they were gonna try and throw it, and the Dolphin would slam into the glass, but thank god I was wrong. People suck though, why would you do that?
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 15:30
Darren Nakamura
Those dolphins are adorable.

The kids, not so much.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 15:50
Sharpless
I didn't think they were being mean at all. The dolphins were just transfixed (and, in one case, greatly amused) by the moving objects. The people were, likewise, transfixed by the dolphins.

The only difference is that the dolphins looked cute and the people looked retarded.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 15:52
Dead Movie Star
I think the dolphins were smart enough to know that they were being teased, but they probably thought it was fun anyway.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 16:12
Excel-2011
I also love how the trackback URL under the video implies that the video shown here is "funny".

Man I hate children.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 17:08
Excel-2011
Why Dolphins are Amazing Reason 1342: They are big enough creatures to not entertain the juvenile teasing from their observers with so much as a mean face or a growl even though they could at any time cause a big enough racket to get the entire park closed for a day.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 17:41
Spartacus
"LET'S GO KNOCK ON THE TANK WITH THE NEMO FISH MOMMY"

Ugh.
niacin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 19:56
niacin
aww but everyone looks like they are having fun
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 20:16
Clockwork
Chad, I was just about to press "Send Message" on your profile to send you this vid right before I saw this in your blog.

...I should've known better
MatCD's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 04:46
MatCD
I too was fully expecting a Dolphin to bust through that glass and deliver a Psycho Crusher M.Bison style to that girl.
Brilliam's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 09:30
Brilliam
All I could hink was how excited I would be if I got to go look at dolphins in real life. CURRRSE YOOOOUUU, CAAANAAADDAAA!!!
flaming burrito's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 10:48
flaming burrito
i was waiting for the dolphins to bust out of the tank and own them
evil chad's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 14:58
evil chad
what noone realizes is that the dolphins were laughing at the humans for being retarded numbnuts.
Major Mustard's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2008 03:33
Major Mustard
"Yes, yes keep throwing the ball and laughing. Very good. Enjoy your freedom while you still can you bipedal fuck. Soon we will be in charge and mercy is not a word we understand....apart from when I said it just there....dammit."
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