You know you work for Destructoid when you actual consider making a Heath Ledger/zombie joke in your post only a couple days after the poor guy passed away. What is wrong with me? Too soon, Chad. Too soon.

Inappropriate humor aside, thank you guys so much for participating in yesterday’s quiz. As always, you are way smarter than my memory. I am impressed. You all rule.

You can check the correct answers below and see how you did:



1. Quick, who published Resident Evil!?
a. Nintendo
b. SEGA
c. Konami
d. Capcom

2. What kind of zombified animals chase the recovery team into the mansion at the very beginning of the game?
a. [picture of mountain lion]
b. [picture of dog]
c. [picture of bat]
d. [picture of wolf]
I think the breed was technically Doberman (?), but I was just going for the general answer, dog.

3. Debbie the depressing cheerleader is a huge Resident Evil fan and wants to lead a cheer at the big game focusing on the horrible virus that turns people into zombies. Cheer up, Debbie! How will the cheer begin?
a. “Give me a ‘B’!”
b. “Give me a ‘C’!”
c. “Give me a ‘P’!”
d. “Give me a ‘T’!”
The sassy virus is called the T-Virus.

4. What item appears in the name of the evil pharmaceutical conglomerate responsible for the viral outbreak?
a. [picture of shutter]
b. [picture of knife]
c. [picture of umbrella]
d. [picture of pinwheel]
The company is called the Umbrella Corporation.

5. You just got into college. When your guidance counselor asks you what you want to major in, you hastily reply “I want to study the name of the Special Forces team in Resident Evil!” What did you mean to say?
a. “Physics!”
b. “Chemistry!”
c. “Astronomy!”
d. “Anthropology!”
The name of the Special Forces team is S.T.A.R.S. If you want to study stars you would major in astronomy.

6. Who is the “master of unlocking?”
a. Chris Redfield
b. Jill Valentine
c. Rebecca Chambers
d. Albert Wesker
Amazing.

Chris or Jill?
a. [picture of Chris Redfield]
b. [picture of Jill Valentine]
7. Can carry six items at a time (a.)
8. Starts with a knife (a.)
9. Is helped by Barry Burton throughout much of the game (b.)
10. Is older (a.)
I guess #7 could be “a” or “b” (since Jill can carry 8 items), but I think most of you know what I was going for.

11. Help! I’m poisoned! Heal me!
a. [picture of green herb]
b. [picture of red herb]
c. [picture of blue herb]
d. [picture of first-aid spray]
The blue herb cures poison.

12. If Resident Evil took place in the real world, which of the following people would most likely save the most often (probably without even knowing it)?
a. Agatha Christie
b. Dale Earnhardt
c. Bob Ross
d. Yo-Yo Ma
This was a tough one. In Resident Evil you save on a typewriter. Since Agatha Christie was an author (and constantly used her typewriter) she would most likely save the most often.

Resident Evil just transformed into a colorful 2D platformer! Um, yay? Match the extra cute sprite with the Alpha Team member it represents:
a. [picture of Barry Burton]
b. [picture of Chris Redfield]
c. [picture of Brad Vickers]
d. [picture of Joseph Frost]
e. [picture of Jill Valentine]
f. [picture of Albert Wesker]
13. Chris Redfield (b.)
14. Jill Valentine (e.)
15. Barry Burton (a.)
16. Albert Wesker (f.)
17. Joseph Frost (d.)
18. Brad Vickers (c.)

19. Which of the following is not one of the game’s “special” keys?
a. Sword Key
b. Shield Key
c. Helmet Key
d. Axe Key

Nonsensical puzzle alert! Match the item with its function in Resident Evil:
a. [picture of Blue Jewel]
b. [picture of Eagle Medal]
c. [picture of Red Jewel]
d. [picture of Square Crank]
20. Use on the tiger statue to reveal the Colt Python. Huh? (c.)
21. Used to drain the fountain. What? (b.)
22. Put in the head of a statue to get the Wind Crest. Really? (a.)
23. Raises and lowers the water gate. Okay? (d.)

24. What is the name of the final boss?
a. Titan-002
b. Goliath-002
c. Tyrant-002
d. Colossus-002

25. Speaking of the final boss, what powerful weapon do you get for the first time right before battling it?
a. [picture of Bazooka]
b. [picture of Colt Python]
c. [picture of Flamethrower]
d. [picture of Rocket Launcher]
Even though I was a little offended (:)), Matchstickman said it best: “this the ‘weekly Chad forgetting something’ question!” For some reason I remember getting the Rocket Launcher seconds before fighting the Tyrant outside the helicopter. Oops. I guess my memory is a little rusty. Sorry, guys.

Check back next week for quiz #20.