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What I'm playing (9/4/11 - 9/10/11):
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Be my friend!
Wii: 2357-3047-5937-7707
Xbox 360: Optiville
PlayStation 3: Optiville
3DS: 1375-7200-0771
My Top Ten Favorite (updated as I play) ...
... Role-Playing Games:
1. Final Fantasy VI
2. Mother 3
3. Chrono Trigger
4. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
5. Final Fantasy IV
6. EarthBound
7. Lost Odyssey
8. Kingdom Hearts
9. Paper Mario
10. Final Fantasy IX
... Adventure Games:
1. Day of the Tentacle
2. Full Throttle
3. Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
4. Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
5. Sam & Max Hit the Road
6. King�s Quest III: To Heir is Human
7. Grim Fandango
8. King�s Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
9. The Secret of Monkey Island
10. Professor Layton and the Curious Village
... 2D Action/Adventure Games:
1. Super Metroid
2. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
3. Cave Story
4. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
5. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
6. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
7. StarTropics
8. Shadow Complex
9. Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime
10. Metroid Fusion
... 3D Action/Adventure Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Shadow of the Colossus
3. Beyond Good & Evil
4. God of War II
5. God of War
6. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
7. Metroid Prime
8. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
9. Okami
10. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
... Survival Horror Games:
1. Resident Evil 4
2. Dead Space
3. Resident Evil 2
4. Dead Space 2
5. Resident Evil
6. Dino Crisis 2
7. Resident Evil 5
8. Alan Wake
9. Silent Hill
10. Dino Crisis
... Open World Games:
1. Red Dead Redemption
2. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
3. Bully
4. Grand Theft Auto IV
5. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
6. Infamous
7. L.A. Noire
8. Prototype
9. Crackdown
10. Crackdown 2
... 2D Action Games:
1. Contra III: The Alien Wars
2. Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
3. Gunstar Heroes
4. ActRaiser
5. Contra 4
6. Ninja Gaiden
7. Gunstar Super Heroes
8. Viewtiful Joe 2
9. Snake Rattle 'n' Roll
10. Viewtiful Joe
... 3D Action Games:
1. Gears of War 2
2. Bayonetta
3. Sin and Punishment: Star Successor
4. Vanquish
5. Gears of War
6. No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle
7. Sin & Punishment
8. No More Heroes
9. 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
10. Earth Defense Force 2017
... Strategy Games:
1. Valkyria Chronicles
2. StarCraft
3. Fire Emblem
4. Pikmin 2
5. Advance Wars
6. StarCraft II
7. Advance Wars: Dual Strike
8. Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
9. Pikmin
10. Plants vs. Zombies
... Sports Games:
1. Punch-Out!!
2. Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
3. Wii Sports Resort
4. Wii Sports
5. Super Punch-Out!!
6. Mario Golf
7. Mario Tennis
8. Pilotwings 64
9. Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
10. International Superstar Soccer 64
... First-Person Shooters:
1. Half-Life 2
2. Portal 2
3. Portal
4. BioShock
5. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
6. Singularity
7. Resistance 2
8. Call of Duty: Black Ops
9. Left 4 Dead
10. Goldeneye
... Racing Games:
1. Uniracers
2. Mario Kart DS
3. Diddy Kong Racing
4. F-Zero
5. Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit
6. Mario Kart 64
7. Wave Race 64
8. F-Zero GX
9. Excitebike 64
10. Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
... 2D Platformers:
1. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi�s Island
2. Super Mario Bros. 3
3. Super Mario World
4. Super Meat Boy
5. Donkey Kong Country Returns
6. Mega Man 2
7. New Super Mario Bros. Wii
8. Mega Man 9
9. LittleBigPlanet 2
10. Kirby�s Epic Yarn
... 3D Platformers:
1. Super Mario Galaxy 2
2. Super Mario Galaxy
3. Banjo Kazooie
4. Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
5. Super Mario 64
6. Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time
7. Jak 3
8. Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy
9. Jak II
10. Conker's Bad Fur Day
... Fighting Games:
1. Street Fighter IV
2. Super Smash Bros. Brawl
3. Super Smash Bros. Melee
4. Super Smash Bros.
... Puzzle Games:
1. Tetris Attack
2. Planet Puzzle League
3. Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords
4. Meteos
5. Puzzle Quest 2
6. Tetrisphere
7. Tetris DS
... Variety Games:
1. World of Goo
2. Shatter
3. Wario Ware: Twisted!
4. Katamari Damacy
5. Pac-Man: Championship Edition
6. Devil's Crush
7. Flower
8. Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2
9. Boom Blox
10. Wario Ware, Inc: Mega Microgame$
... Rhythm Games:
1. Elite Beat Agents
2. Parappa the Rapper
3. Rock Band 2
4. Rock Band
5. Guitar Hero
6. Um Jammer Lammy
7. Guitar Hero II
8. Karaoke Revolution - Volume 2
9. Karaoke Revolution Party
10. Karaoke Revolution
... Shooters:
1. Ikaruga
2. Star Fox 64
3. PixelJunk Shooter
4. Gradius III
5. Air Zonk
6. PixelJunk Shooter
7. Galaga Legions
8. Space Invaders Extreme
9. R-Type III: The Third Lightning
10. Omega Five
... Party/Multiplayer Games:
1. Mario Party
2. Mario Party 2
3. Scene It?
4. Mario Party 6
5. Mario Party 7
6. UNO
7. Mario Party 3
8. Pac-Man Vs.
9. Mario Party 5
10. Mario Party 4
... Simulations:
1. Roller Coaster Tycoon
2. Animal Crossing
3. Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
4. Nintendogs
5. Animal Crossing: Wild World
... Light Gun Games:
1. Link's Crossbow Training
... Collections:
1. God of War Collection
2. Metroid Prime Trilogy
3. Final Fantasy Anthology
4. Final Fantasy Origins
5. Final Fantasy Collection
6. Sonic Mega Collection
... Beat 'em Ups:
1. Castle Crashers
2. River City Ransom
3. MadWorld
... LEGO:
1. LEGO Harry Potter: Years 1-4
2. LEGO Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures
3. LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga
4. LEGO Batman
5. LEGO Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues
6. LEGO Star Wars III: The Clone Wars
... NES Games:
1. Super Mario Bros. 3
2. Mega Man 2
3. Mike Tyson�s Punch-Out!!
4. StarTropics
5. Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
6. Castlevania III: Dracula�s Curse
7. The Legend of Zelda
8. River City Ransom
9. Ninja Gaiden
10. Snake Rattle �n� Roll
... Super NES Games:
1. Super Metroid
2. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
3. Final Fantasy VI
4. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
5. Contra III: The Alien Wars
6. Chrono Trigger
7. Final Fantasy IV
8. EarthBound
9. Super Mario World
10. Uniracers
... Genesis Games:
1. Gunstar Heroes
2. Earthworm Jim
3. Sonic the Hedgehog
4. Shinobi III: Return of the Ninja Master
5. Shining Force
6. Beyond Oasis
... TurboGrafx-16 Games:
1. Air Zonk
2. Devil's Crush
3. Neutopia II
4. Neutopia
5. Bomberman '93
6. Bonk's Adventure
7. Alien Crush
8. R-Type
9. Cho Aniki
10. Bonk's Revenge
... Nintendo 64 Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Paper Mario
3. Banjo-Kazooie
4. Super Mario 64
5. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
6. Goldeneye 007
7. Star Fox 64
8. Conker's Bad Fur Day
9. Banjo-Tooie
10. Diddy Kong Racing
... PlayStation Games:
1. Final Fantasy IX
2. Metal Gear Solid
3. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
4. Final Fantasy VII
5. Resident Evil 2
6. Final Fantasy VIII
7. Spyro the Dragon
8. Parappa the Rapper
9. Dino Crisis 2
10. Ape Escape
... GameCube Games:
1. Resident Evil 4
2. Beyond Good & Evil
3. Pikmin 2
4. Metroid Prime
5. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
6. Pikmin
7. Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
8. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
9. Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
10. Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
... PlayStation 2 Games:
1. Shadow of the Colossus
2. God of War II
3. God of War
4. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
5. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
6. Kingdom Hearts
7. Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
8. Ico
9. Final Fantasy XII
10. Okami
... Xbox Games:
1. Halo
... Wii Games:
1. Super Mario Galaxy 2
2. Super Mario Galaxy
3. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
4. Donkey Kong Country Returns
5. Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
6. New Super Mario Bros. Wii
7. Kirby's Epic Yarn
8. Punch-Out!!
9. Wii Sports Resort
10. Super Smash Bros. Brawl
... PlayStation 3 Games:
1. Valkyria Chronicles
2. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
3. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
4. LittleBigPlanet 2
5. LittleBigPlanet
6. God of War III
7. Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time
8. Final Fantasy XIII
9. Uncharted: Drake�s Fortune
10. Resistance 2
... Xbox 360 Games:
1. Half-Life 2
2. Portal 2
3. Portal
4. Lost Odyssey
5. BioShock
6. Red Dead Redemption
7. Enslaved: Odyssey to the West
8. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
9. Mass Effect 2
10. Batman: Arkham Asylum
... PC Games:
1. Day of the Tentacle
2. Full Throttle
3. StarCraft
4. Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
5. StarCraft II
6. Sam & Max Hit the Road
7. King�s Quest III: To Heir is Human
8. Grim Fandango
9. King�s Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
10. The Secret of Monkey Island
... Game Boy/Game Boy Color Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
2. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
3. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
4. Metroid II: Return of Samus
5. Final Fantasy Adventure
6. Final Fantasy Legend
7. Golf
8. Tennis
... Game Boy Advance Games:
1. Mother 3
2. Fire Emblem
3. Wario Ware: Twisted!
4. Advance Wars
5. Drill Dozer
6. Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
7. Metroid Fusion
8. Advance Wars: Black Hole Rising
9. The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
10. Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
... Nintendo DS Games:
1. Mario & Luigi: Bowser�s Inside Story
2. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
3. Elite Beat Agents
4. Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
5. Advance Wars: Dual Strike
6. Professor Layton and the Curious Village
7. Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime
8. Contra 4
9. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
10. Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
... Nintendo 3DS Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Pilotwings Resort
... WiiWare Games:
1. Cave Story
2. World of Goo
3. Mega Man 9
4. Fluidity
5. Mega Man 10
6. Final Fantasy IV: The After Years
... PSN Games:
1. Shatter
2. PixelJunk Shooter 2
3. PixelJunk Monsters
4. Flower
5. PixelJunk Shooter
6. Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty
7. Noby Noby Boy
... Xbox Live Arcade Games:
1. Super Meat Boy
2. Shadow Complex
3. Limbo
4. Pac-Man: Championship Edition
5. Braid
6. Plants vs. Zombies
7. Costume Quest
8. Castle Crashers
9. N+
10. Ikaruga
Also, dolphins! :)
What I'm playing (9/4/11 - 9/10/11):
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Be my friend!
Wii: 2357-3047-5937-7707
Xbox 360: Optiville
PlayStation 3: Optiville
3DS: 1375-7200-0771
My Top Ten Favorite (updated as I play) ...
... Role-Playing Games:
1. Final Fantasy VI
2. Mother 3
3. Chrono Trigger
4. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
5. Final Fantasy IV
6. EarthBound
7. Lost Odyssey
8. Kingdom Hearts
9. Paper Mario
10. Final Fantasy IX
... Adventure Games:
1. Day of the Tentacle
2. Full Throttle
3. Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
4. Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
5. Sam & Max Hit the Road
6. King�s Quest III: To Heir is Human
7. Grim Fandango
8. King�s Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
9. The Secret of Monkey Island
10. Professor Layton and the Curious Village
... 2D Action/Adventure Games:
1. Super Metroid
2. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
3. Cave Story
4. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
5. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
6. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
7. StarTropics
8. Shadow Complex
9. Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime
10. Metroid Fusion
... 3D Action/Adventure Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Shadow of the Colossus
3. Beyond Good & Evil
4. God of War II
5. God of War
6. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
7. Metroid Prime
8. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
9. Okami
10. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
... Survival Horror Games:
1. Resident Evil 4
2. Dead Space
3. Resident Evil 2
4. Dead Space 2
5. Resident Evil
6. Dino Crisis 2
7. Resident Evil 5
8. Alan Wake
9. Silent Hill
10. Dino Crisis
... Open World Games:
1. Red Dead Redemption
2. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
3. Bully
4. Grand Theft Auto IV
5. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
6. Infamous
7. L.A. Noire
8. Prototype
9. Crackdown
10. Crackdown 2
... 2D Action Games:
1. Contra III: The Alien Wars
2. Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
3. Gunstar Heroes
4. ActRaiser
5. Contra 4
6. Ninja Gaiden
7. Gunstar Super Heroes
8. Viewtiful Joe 2
9. Snake Rattle 'n' Roll
10. Viewtiful Joe
... 3D Action Games:
1. Gears of War 2
2. Bayonetta
3. Sin and Punishment: Star Successor
4. Vanquish
5. Gears of War
6. No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle
7. Sin & Punishment
8. No More Heroes
9. 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
10. Earth Defense Force 2017
... Strategy Games:
1. Valkyria Chronicles
2. StarCraft
3. Fire Emblem
4. Pikmin 2
5. Advance Wars
6. StarCraft II
7. Advance Wars: Dual Strike
8. Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
9. Pikmin
10. Plants vs. Zombies
... Sports Games:
1. Punch-Out!!
2. Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
3. Wii Sports Resort
4. Wii Sports
5. Super Punch-Out!!
6. Mario Golf
7. Mario Tennis
8. Pilotwings 64
9. Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
10. International Superstar Soccer 64
... First-Person Shooters:
1. Half-Life 2
2. Portal 2
3. Portal
4. BioShock
5. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
6. Singularity
7. Resistance 2
8. Call of Duty: Black Ops
9. Left 4 Dead
10. Goldeneye
... Racing Games:
1. Uniracers
2. Mario Kart DS
3. Diddy Kong Racing
4. F-Zero
5. Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit
6. Mario Kart 64
7. Wave Race 64
8. F-Zero GX
9. Excitebike 64
10. Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
... 2D Platformers:
1. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi�s Island
2. Super Mario Bros. 3
3. Super Mario World
4. Super Meat Boy
5. Donkey Kong Country Returns
6. Mega Man 2
7. New Super Mario Bros. Wii
8. Mega Man 9
9. LittleBigPlanet 2
10. Kirby�s Epic Yarn
... 3D Platformers:
1. Super Mario Galaxy 2
2. Super Mario Galaxy
3. Banjo Kazooie
4. Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
5. Super Mario 64
6. Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time
7. Jak 3
8. Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy
9. Jak II
10. Conker's Bad Fur Day
... Fighting Games:
1. Street Fighter IV
2. Super Smash Bros. Brawl
3. Super Smash Bros. Melee
4. Super Smash Bros.
... Puzzle Games:
1. Tetris Attack
2. Planet Puzzle League
3. Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords
4. Meteos
5. Puzzle Quest 2
6. Tetrisphere
7. Tetris DS
... Variety Games:
1. World of Goo
2. Shatter
3. Wario Ware: Twisted!
4. Katamari Damacy
5. Pac-Man: Championship Edition
6. Devil's Crush
7. Flower
8. Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2
9. Boom Blox
10. Wario Ware, Inc: Mega Microgame$
... Rhythm Games:
1. Elite Beat Agents
2. Parappa the Rapper
3. Rock Band 2
4. Rock Band
5. Guitar Hero
6. Um Jammer Lammy
7. Guitar Hero II
8. Karaoke Revolution - Volume 2
9. Karaoke Revolution Party
10. Karaoke Revolution
... Shooters:
1. Ikaruga
2. Star Fox 64
3. PixelJunk Shooter
4. Gradius III
5. Air Zonk
6. PixelJunk Shooter
7. Galaga Legions
8. Space Invaders Extreme
9. R-Type III: The Third Lightning
10. Omega Five
... Party/Multiplayer Games:
1. Mario Party
2. Mario Party 2
3. Scene It?
4. Mario Party 6
5. Mario Party 7
6. UNO
7. Mario Party 3
8. Pac-Man Vs.
9. Mario Party 5
10. Mario Party 4
... Simulations:
1. Roller Coaster Tycoon
2. Animal Crossing
3. Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
4. Nintendogs
5. Animal Crossing: Wild World
... Light Gun Games:
1. Link's Crossbow Training
... Collections:
1. God of War Collection
2. Metroid Prime Trilogy
3. Final Fantasy Anthology
4. Final Fantasy Origins
5. Final Fantasy Collection
6. Sonic Mega Collection
... Beat 'em Ups:
1. Castle Crashers
2. River City Ransom
3. MadWorld
... LEGO:
1. LEGO Harry Potter: Years 1-4
2. LEGO Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures
3. LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga
4. LEGO Batman
5. LEGO Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues
6. LEGO Star Wars III: The Clone Wars
... NES Games:
1. Super Mario Bros. 3
2. Mega Man 2
3. Mike Tyson�s Punch-Out!!
4. StarTropics
5. Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
6. Castlevania III: Dracula�s Curse
7. The Legend of Zelda
8. River City Ransom
9. Ninja Gaiden
10. Snake Rattle �n� Roll
... Super NES Games:
1. Super Metroid
2. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
3. Final Fantasy VI
4. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
5. Contra III: The Alien Wars
6. Chrono Trigger
7. Final Fantasy IV
8. EarthBound
9. Super Mario World
10. Uniracers
... Genesis Games:
1. Gunstar Heroes
2. Earthworm Jim
3. Sonic the Hedgehog
4. Shinobi III: Return of the Ninja Master
5. Shining Force
6. Beyond Oasis
... TurboGrafx-16 Games:
1. Air Zonk
2. Devil's Crush
3. Neutopia II
4. Neutopia
5. Bomberman '93
6. Bonk's Adventure
7. Alien Crush
8. R-Type
9. Cho Aniki
10. Bonk's Revenge
... Nintendo 64 Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Paper Mario
3. Banjo-Kazooie
4. Super Mario 64
5. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
6. Goldeneye 007
7. Star Fox 64
8. Conker's Bad Fur Day
9. Banjo-Tooie
10. Diddy Kong Racing
... PlayStation Games:
1. Final Fantasy IX
2. Metal Gear Solid
3. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
4. Final Fantasy VII
5. Resident Evil 2
6. Final Fantasy VIII
7. Spyro the Dragon
8. Parappa the Rapper
9. Dino Crisis 2
10. Ape Escape
... GameCube Games:
1. Resident Evil 4
2. Beyond Good & Evil
3. Pikmin 2
4. Metroid Prime
5. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
6. Pikmin
7. Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
8. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
9. Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
10. Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
... PlayStation 2 Games:
1. Shadow of the Colossus
2. God of War II
3. God of War
4. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
5. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
6. Kingdom Hearts
7. Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
8. Ico
9. Final Fantasy XII
10. Okami
... Xbox Games:
1. Halo
... Wii Games:
1. Super Mario Galaxy 2
2. Super Mario Galaxy
3. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
4. Donkey Kong Country Returns
5. Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
6. New Super Mario Bros. Wii
7. Kirby's Epic Yarn
8. Punch-Out!!
9. Wii Sports Resort
10. Super Smash Bros. Brawl
... PlayStation 3 Games:
1. Valkyria Chronicles
2. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
3. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
4. LittleBigPlanet 2
5. LittleBigPlanet
6. God of War III
7. Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time
8. Final Fantasy XIII
9. Uncharted: Drake�s Fortune
10. Resistance 2
... Xbox 360 Games:
1. Half-Life 2
2. Portal 2
3. Portal
4. Lost Odyssey
5. BioShock
6. Red Dead Redemption
7. Enslaved: Odyssey to the West
8. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
9. Mass Effect 2
10. Batman: Arkham Asylum
... PC Games:
1. Day of the Tentacle
2. Full Throttle
3. StarCraft
4. Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
5. StarCraft II
6. Sam & Max Hit the Road
7. King�s Quest III: To Heir is Human
8. Grim Fandango
9. King�s Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
10. The Secret of Monkey Island
... Game Boy/Game Boy Color Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
2. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
3. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
4. Metroid II: Return of Samus
5. Final Fantasy Adventure
6. Final Fantasy Legend
7. Golf
8. Tennis
... Game Boy Advance Games:
1. Mother 3
2. Fire Emblem
3. Wario Ware: Twisted!
4. Advance Wars
5. Drill Dozer
6. Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
7. Metroid Fusion
8. Advance Wars: Black Hole Rising
9. The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
10. Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
... Nintendo DS Games:
1. Mario & Luigi: Bowser�s Inside Story
2. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
3. Elite Beat Agents
4. Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
5. Advance Wars: Dual Strike
6. Professor Layton and the Curious Village
7. Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime
8. Contra 4
9. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
10. Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
... Nintendo 3DS Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Pilotwings Resort
... WiiWare Games:
1. Cave Story
2. World of Goo
3. Mega Man 9
4. Fluidity
5. Mega Man 10
6. Final Fantasy IV: The After Years
... PSN Games:
1. Shatter
2. PixelJunk Shooter 2
3. PixelJunk Monsters
4. Flower
5. PixelJunk Shooter
6. Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty
7. Noby Noby Boy
... Xbox Live Arcade Games:
1. Super Meat Boy
2. Shadow Complex
3. Limbo
4. Pac-Man: Championship Edition
5. Braid
6. Plants vs. Zombies
7. Costume Quest
8. Castle Crashers
9. N+
10. Ikaruga
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PSN: optiville
Mii: 2357-3047-5937-7707
Gamertag: Optiville
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If any of you have 9 to 5 office jobs you will probably relate (almost too well) to what I am about to tell you. There are some ... er ... "jokes" that like to circulate the cubicle-filled hallways of office buildings every once and a while. (You will understand why I put "jokes" in quotation marks in one sec.) These "jokes", I guess, are supposed to be hilarious, help you forget about your daily duties, and make you chuckle with a whimsical glee as you clench your coffee mug and try to forget about the fight you just had with your wife last night over Dancing With the Stars. I am here to say these "jokes" need to stop. They are not funny. At all. The culprit today (one that I have heard many times over the years) was this: I walk in and sit down in my office. A coworker walks by and peeks in at what I am doing. I happen to have the same colored shirt on as this coworker. Coworker says: “Oh, hey, I see you got the memo!” Coworker then laughs uncontrollably and walks away (assumedly to use the same line on someone else unlucky enough to have worn a yellow shirt). Now, what part of that "joke" is funny? Is there an actual memo that goes out to people telling them what to wear to work that I mistakenly didn’t receive? If not, is it supposed to be funny to even think about a wacky memo like that existing? Wow, that is hilarious. I know, I sound like a jerk saying this, but someone has to stand up for what is funny in this world. At least if said coworker told me a Knock Knock joke or recited a funny limerick I would have been impressed by the originality. I love everyone I work with, but, man, these "jokes" are getting old. How about you? Are you the daily victim of office "jokes"? If so, what are they? I have a morbid curiosity about these things.
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Living the dream since March 16, 2006
However there were some... "office people" who acted almost exactly like that.
Also whilst filing one day, I saw this on the wall and had to take a picture.
To this day I still don't know what message it's trying to convey!
HAHAHAHAHA I CRACK MYSELF UP.
Someone Help Me ;_;
It's completely infuriating because of how transparently shallow it is. Like the person feels obliged to make some sort of chit chat even though they don't want to know you.
Fuck office jokes, and fuck offices.
(Yeah I'm kinda pissed, sorry I just had to get that out and this felt like an appropriate time :P)
Spoiler: He says fuck.
='(
consider this, the new memo.
QUICK WE NEED TEXT SMILEY FACES IN THIS BLOG STAT!!!
What's going on?
That makes Sheep a sad panda...
Sign 3 of the Apocalypse: Chad Concelmo turns emo/goth and hates everything.
This one lady where I work has a little sign that says something "I'm imagining duct tape over your mouth right now". It's only slightly funny because she's the type that would actually do.
"Yeah I know cutbacks, I can't believe all those people are getting fired. Hey I think I saw your name on there"
DO NOT break the dead pan and just pleasurably absorb the slow dawning of fear across this simpletons facial features.
Your move, Mr. Concelmo.
I see you got the memo!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We skew toward "your face" jokes and horrible puns.
:)
My buddy at work right now is Dragon Quest IV. It just speaks to me in strange accents.
Incidentally, they find my oh-so-real pleas for death at the system they make me develop for *hilarious*. Sick bastards.
deep breaths