Well I guess technically you can't watch it if you're dead, unless you're a zombie, but even then, why bother...

ANYWAYS for those of you that have read this far, the movie that I'm singing praises about is none other than Vampire Assassins. Many of you may have already experienced this masterpiece (I'm waiting for the BluRay release to finally jump into the Blu! yus!). But for those of you that haven't experienced this wild ride, take a look at this amazing dvd cover.



Now of course you may think, "psh, this is just a dumb Blade ripoff". But that's where you're wrong, dead wrong.
Ok, so I fibbed a bit. Vampire Assassins does have a black guy with coat that fights a vampire or two. But he does NOT have dredlocks, a sword, or EVEN that funky blade boomerang. Actually, this guy isn't even in the movie. Trust me, I've looked.
Only thing I found was that this movie was taped over something else and they even kept the title intro to it in the opening credits.
No dear readers in fact, THIS is how our warrior of the night looks like:



Yes Ron Hall, you did get me...
Dare I even say he RonHalled me?
Ron Hall acted, directed, and also wrote this timeless collection of art. It was released in 2005; but Hall carefully crafted this film to ensure that the video quality and editing was like something done with my parents' Panasonic full size VHS video camera from 1992.

From the editing, to the actors, to the fight sequences, and even down to the script, everything was done in such a meticulous fashion. Do yourselves a favor, watch this!



DISCLAIMER: Please be sure you're drunk or prepared to watch an incredibly awesome (read: shitty) movie otherwise you brain may in fact explode into a bajillion sub-atomic particles. I am not responsible for any brain'splodin.