1:17 PM on 05.12.2015
What have I been up to, somebody asked me? If you checked out my last blog it was getting through my backlog a little by taking a break from the hottest releases. Sadly it's a bit painful to do it this way with games like Bloodboner and Mortal Kombat X out but I must press on. Hopefully when I'm satisfied with how many back logged games I went through (honestly I'll settle for like a third of the list...) it'll be time for Uncharted 4, which I'm heavily going to get into (competitive, might start up my youtube channel again, etc.) and by then the first two games I mentioned plus others I want like the Wither (oh god the Witcher... :( ) will be piss cheap which will make this piss cheapskate happy!
Anyway, first up on the list is the Grand Theft Autos, namely GTA's II, III, Vice City, and San Andreas all of which I have sadly yet to beat. GTA II I never got that far into simply because I was young and not very good at it. Maybe I made it to a tenth of the game I don't know. GTA III I never had until recently and then I simply put it down before I finished the game (bad move!), for Vice City the last mission glitched or something and wouldn't be triggered so I am practically done with that one, maybe I will play through the whole game or better yet save time for others by just seeing if the last mission feels like letting me play it since all this time has passed, and lastly San Andreas, that game is just too damn long so I also put that down, shame I had just made it into the city too.
It's painful to look at this list for me, on top of which I would like to pick up and play Vice City Stories at some point as that's the only one left for me to play, except for the original two GTAs and GTA Advance as I have no interest in them. I decided to skip GTA II for now because it's hard as balls and I'm stuck on some ridiculous mission and instead am playing III. Now I don't want to talk too much about it as I'm saving that for this month's Band of Bloggers which is conveniently allowing me to talk about Grand Theft Auto but I will say it has been good to return to the old Liberty City. I love me some modern Liberty City but this is pretty nostalgic and fascinating. Sadly the radio stations in this game are way too underwhelming for a GTA but what are you gonna do, I'll have to settle for indistinguishable drum and bass station MSX, reggae station K-Jah and the theme from Scarface on Flashback FM. Occasionally I'll turn on Chatterbox to hear Lazlow's annoying voice but delightful satire. Don't think I'm familiar with the talk station from this game yet so it's all fresh to me. Had this been LCS or GTA:IV that'd be a whole different story I practically have those talk stations memorized.
Man I'm so glad that Grand Theft Auto exists, and that I get to talk about it. All of the games that I've played from that series have been so delightful it's basically worth it to me to have the market oversaturated with crime sandbox games that are ultimately an inferior experience. Yeah, I love me some Saints Row or Sleeping Dogs but none of them really compare to what you get in Grand Theft Auto. It's come a long way and they continue to deliver the quality that I expect, that I have come to love since the first time I played as Gecko and drove over lines of Elvis impersonators (sorry Elvis!) and had a bald mustache guy scream "Kill Frenzy!" at me and waited still so the character would start smoking. All of it is just awesome. Keep it up guys! Though maybe the next Grand Theft Auto should be set in a new place or are you forever going to return to areas that you've already explored which is ok in its own right but how about a revision/modern version of the city from GTA II?
Now on to today's Recaps!
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Kyle+MacGregor/a-gardevoir-for-all-seasons-291961.phtml][b]*[/b] - So Kyle has to launch into a rap career I am just now realizing... Go read his poem about Gardevoir and decide for yourself, should his name be MC Gardevoir or Lil Gardy?[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Lord+Spencer/grow-a-thicker-skin-dustructoid-and-bring-back-hoffmann-291918.phtml][b]*[/b] - I mostly agree that opposing (key word:) viewpoints shouldn't be suppressed simply because they make you uncomfortable but if you look at the things Hoffman was doing it's kinda not a surprise this happened which I think even Lord Spencer realizes it to an extent. Buddy, he was breaking rules it isn't out of line to penalize him for it. Anyway topsauced it simply because it's very relevant, pressing & etc.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/SpielerDad/sharks-can-thank-sega-for-their-two-penises-291942.phtml][b]*[/b] - Makes me sad with all this Sega news but if they're serious about "taking a breather" for a few then maybe we can get back to those Sega glory days, ... probably not though.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Solar+Pony+Django/ask-the-pony-boy-anything--291939.phtml][b]D[/b] - AMA with Solar Pony Django![/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/StriderHoang/salutations-this-is-strider-ama-291952.phtml][b]D[/b] - AMA with a ninja master![/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/TheKodu/preview-bff-or-die-291944.phtml][b]P[/b] - TheKodu does a preview video/written blog for BFF or Die, still better than Johnny Burnes![/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/ScreamAid/locom-review-2d-water-physics-fun--291958.phtml][b]R[/b] - ScreamAid reviews flash to play game, Locom![/url]
No fails go home guys! I leave you with this: mind somewhat blown.
12:25 AM on 05.12.2015
As I've written in the past, [i]Order of Ecclesia[/i] is one of my favorite [i]Castlevania[/i] games. While [i]Symphony or the Night[/i] and [i]Aria of Sorrow[/i] rank a bit higher personally, I liked where [i]Ecclesia[/i] was going. It tried to strike a balance between the "metroidvania" style and the "classic" stage-based style of [i]Castlevania[/i] while retaining the exploration of the former.
Some of the assets got a little repetitive, I'll admit, but otherwise I felt it was taking the series in the right direction. Better still, it was the first time you got an awesome tattooed female protagonist going solo against Dracula. Seriously, she summoned weapons and other things from her tattoos to fight off the creatures of the night - screw whips! I killed Dracula with some sweet tats!
With [i]Bloodstained,[/i] it looks like I'm getting more of what I loved about [i]Ecclesia,[/i] at least so far, though maybe they'll weave in some stuff from [i]Aria[/i] and [i]SOTN[/i] as well.
I am a little iffy about Inti Creates being involved, but IGA has worked the same magic across three platforms and different teams at Konami over the years so I'm sure he can whip these slackers into shape. Micheru Yamane is already composing the music. Her and Iga ensure this game will he a buy for me regardless.
In other words, to hell with Konami. They had the last eight years to just let IGA keep doing what he was doing but they decided to wreck and bury the series with AAA ambitions instead. I can forgive [i]Lords of Shadow[/i] somewhat, but [i]Mirror of Fate[/i] and [i]LoS2[/i] were trash. Unless Konami wants to serve me up some series compilations, I don't give a single damn what they do with that series anymore.
I guess that's why I'm always puzzled by people that plead for sequels to games you know the publishers really don't give a damn about. People keep hoping SE will make another Chrono series game, but I know they're not going to do that and the people that made that Chrono Trigger special are long gone. If another game can carry on the legacy of those games faithfully, who cares if there's another Mana or Chrono game?
It's why I just don't get why people raised a stink about DmC. Metal Gear Rising and Bayonetta carry the torch just fine without Dante. Okay, maybe Rising is dead, too, but you get my point. Scalebound is coming, Bayonetta 2 is beloved - Platinum games will just do what they do. Let's be glad Nintendo and MS see something in them other publishers don't.
We live in a cool time where if someone dosn't make the games you want, someone else probably will. There is an entire market out there that seems to want to give me all the metroidvanias I could possibly want and while I'm confident Nintendo hasn't given up on Metroid, I know Konami has given up on pretty much everything I loved about them.
Even Metal Gear, but you know what? I was ready for some closure from MGS V anyway. I started with the saga of Snake and Big Boss all the way back on the NES. As long as there are other stealth games around where I don't have to murder everyone I see to finish a mission, they'll be doing MGS proud. Deus Ex; Human Revolution did and I'm looking forward to Mankind Divided. I loved Dishonored to pieces. Volume is coming soon!
I have to get back to Mother Base now to build my nuclear deterrant... or stomp around a castle. One of those two things. Let's recap stuff!
Also, Bloodstained has broken a million on it's KS!
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/SevenIrreverent/papers-please-maybe-enough-papers-291874.phtml][b]* -[/b] The rise and fall of the instruction manual.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/wutangclam/band-of-bloggers-have-heart-will-listen-291891.phtml][b]* -[/b] When they said "Have a heart" I don't think that's what they meant, Corvo.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Chumble+Fuzzly/me-cfs-disability-video-games-for-international-me-awareness-day-12-05-15-291904.phtml][b]* -[/b] The life of a gamer with ME/CFA.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Dreamweaver/comments-of-the-week-what-you-ve-been-waiting-for-291896.phtml][b]S -[/b] Comments of the Week[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/AvtrSpirit/band-of-bloggers-invisible-inc--291879.phtml][b]M -[/b] AvtrSpirit wants you to get heist.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Terry+309/current-gen-child-of-light-review-291883.phtml][b]R -[/b] Terry 309 reviews Child of Light.[/url]
2:53 PM on 05.10.2015
I won't lie, I had a pretty bad week. I won't get into specifics; I just want it to end so I can hopefully forget about it. It was a couple of things that "poisoned" me: even after it's over, I'm still feeling "weak" from it, and it's crippling me. That being said, being able to finally play [i]Splatoon[/i] over the weekend kinda, sorta made up for it. While my dumbass self got the time wrong for the last "testing" (stupid time zones), I managed to get into the first two sessions and I love it so fucking much. I was pretty frustrated with it at first due to the whole motion control thing, but once I figured out that you could disable them to aim solely with the right stick, I really got into it. The multiplayer for this game is just as amazing as I'd hope, and I couldn't get enough of it. Seriously, those hours just flew by so quick, and I actually didn't experience much in the way of problems. I had only two or three dropped matches, and strangely this one match where I had to play it in bird's eye view. Anyway, I never thought a game about painting stuff would be so much fun... though I will say that I'm out for "blood" a lot more than I really should be. For some reason the developers made killing Inklings so satisfying.
Speaking of Inklings, I had to choose playing as the female one because she's so cute and sexy. I seriously think I'm crushing on her hard. I don't know whether I'll be playing as the girl Inkling when I get my hands on a retail copy though. Normally, I pick boys for games when you create yourself because I like to think that I'm putting myself in the game. As in, if I existed in that universe, this is who I'd be... kinda like how [i]My Little Pony[/i] fans create their own characters based on themselves. This allows me to become super immersed in video games because I feel like I'm actually in there. One experience in another video game actually gave me being myself a personal touch that I wanted to blog about it for weeks, but I've been too busy to sit down and write it. Anyway, as much as I made a case for wanting to pick to play as a boy, the counterpoint to choose the female is because THE GIRL IS SO FRICKIN' CUTE. Seriously, put her in a hoodie, give her an oversized hat, see her walking down the street with so much swagger it should be illegal, and tell me that isn't the picture of adorable.
Speaking of crushing on girls, out of all the characters to appear on [i]Teen Titans Go[/i] like Raven and Blackfire, I'm totally in love with "Ravager", a.k.a. Rose Wilson. While I have mixed feelings about the show itself, as some episodes are actually pretty damn entertaining while others are just plain stupid, the one called "Cool School" is definitely my favorite... though the subplot was weak. Anyway, in this episode, the villain Ravager enters the picture, and even though she looks pretty hot (chibi or not), I really love her for her personality: she's snarky, she's badass without feeling forced, her voice actor was just perfect, and her jokes are legitimately funny. Having her befriend Raven, who WAS my favorite character of the new series, gave the duo good chemistry. After seeing them hit up the town, I would love to hang out with Ravager myself: she's a delinquent, but damn if she doesn't know how to have a good time. The short fight scene between the two after an argument was actually pretty well done from an artistic angle, as seeing them dodge attacks while jumping across several rooftops was nice. The ending when she literally pukes from hearing sentimental words was a fun touch to her character.
I know another fun touch to her character, but that's another time.
Speaking of Cartoon Network, I checked out the new web series [i]Mighty Magisword[/i], and it's actually somewhat funny. At the very least, it's charming enough that I might keep up with it. There's only two episodes out, and they're only 3 minutes each, but it feels like it goes by quicker than that. The premise is pretty silly, but in a good way. It's essentially two characters, a guy and her sister, as they go on adventures using "Magiswords". Magiswords are weapons that have their own function that range from useful, like how one can wrap an enemy with mummy gauze, to useless, like just being able to use a really large pencil. I really adore the chemistry between the two, as they compliment one another with their different personalities. Again, the humor is actually pretty sound; not laugh-out-loud funny, but I was smirking the entire time.
I'll admit though, I was only interested just because the female character is hot and has a sexy accent. She also hates pants. I'm constantly refreshing Rule 34 sites to see when people are going to upload images, because dammit, if we can get The Villager/ Wii Fit Trainer porn within days of their reveals, then I know there's gonna be some of [i]Mighty Magisword[/i]; I can feel it.
I think I have a problem: there's just too many hot cartoon chicks in the world.
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/ShadeOfLight/this-ain-t-call-of-duty-the-xxx-guide-to-splatoon-291861.phtml][b]* -[/b] [i]Splatoon[/i] may be rated "E for Everyone" but ShadeOfLight's blog is rated "D for Destructoid", and we all know that means dicks. Lots and lots of dicks. In a game where characters are spraying each other with [i]fluids[/i], you can see how anyone would make the comparison.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Fevoki/fevoki-s-new-halo--291867.phtml][b]* -[/b] Fevoki's back to gaming now that he has a new laptop, but in this blog he talks about some of the earlier, fonder memories he has with titles such as [i]Halo 3[/i]. He also talks a little about himself, and it's always nice to get acquainted with new people.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/n0signal/final-fantasy-month-may-june-2015--291862.phtml][b]A -[/b] N0signal's back to announce the next theme to the month's worth of blogs that he will be writing about. This time, he's taking a trip through magical world in the games of [i]Final Fantasy[/i], and you can look at the games he intends to tackle in this blog![/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Titannel/the-process-finale-the-wake-nvgr--291854.phtml][b]S -[/b] If you've been keeping up with Titannel's short story "The Process", which he chopped up into easy, digestable pieces, then you can see the finale right here. Does the ending pay off? You'll have to read to find out![/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/DeadRadical/splatoon-testfire-squidly-inkredible-291852.phtml][b]T -[/b] DeadRadical participated in the [i]Splatoon[/i] Global Testfire, and had a smashing, or should I say "splattering", good time! Read his impressions here about the mechanics of the game and how [i]Splatoon[/i] is different than other shooters here![/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/TheGentleGamer/an-tale-of-vengeance-rage-and-falcon-punching-demi-gods-in-the-face-291858.phtml][b]T -[/b] TheGentleGamer finally makes time to blog, and this return is about the videogame/ interactive anime [i]Asura's Wrath[/i]. We both believe this is quite the underrated gem, so if you haven't played it, read his blog to find out why you should![/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Johnny+Burnes/cthulhu-vs-neptune-an-unpro-session-of-splatoon-beta-part-1-291864.phtml][b]V -[/b] Did you miss the [i]Splatoon[/i] Global Testfire? Johnny Burnes didn't, and here's another video of his UnPro Session with him playing the game![/url]
9:01 AM on 05.10.2015
Hey. So I'm back. I feel like I've been saying that on the last few posts I've made. Yeah, I've really skimped out on my writing and my responsibilities as a recapper as of late, and I apologize for that. Honestly, I've been struggling to find the drive to write these past few months, several things being a contributing factor to it. That site redesign plus other things that happened around the time certainly hurt that momentum as well. My anticipation for some other thing I've been having thoughts of have not really been of help either. I'll spare you the details for now, it's gonna show up on some other thing I'm also trying to get done already.
So Star Wars Day happened this Monday. I've been meaning to actually start celebrating holidays, even in a very small way, instead of viewing (most of) them as simply "Hey! No class". This includes fake ones.
Started the day by checking out Disney Channel, because Disney owns Star Wars now, right?
I like Phineas and Ferb and all, and it seems like this received prettty favorable reviews. But I didn't like it very much, to be honest. Something about the style of the two didn't clash very well for me, not even in an entertainingly silly way. It's partly a recreation of the first film, and as someone who's already seen quite a number of Star Wars parodies, you can only hear the same jokes and references so many times before it gets grating. True to the Phineas and Ferb style, there's a song and dance number at one point, one about Tatooine and another about the Empire. Also surprised Disney would censor their own shows. No non-scifi guns or swimsuit girls allowed. Was going to check out some of their other specials for the day, but then I found out that the film they chose to feature for that day was Episode III.
I then watched this documentary called Star Wars: The Legacy Revealed, which I caught on the History Channel a few years ago. I thought it was a really funny documentary because of how they go absolutely overboard with their analysis of the Star Wars films. Their analysis is not bad or wrong in any sense, but I do feel it gives Star Wars way too much credit and makes it sound a lot more clever than what its creators thought it out to be. And leave it to History for managing to bring up Hitler and the War on Terror into all of this. My favourite moment was this line of dialogue right here:
By Return of the Jedi, you'll notice that Luke is now wearing an all black costume. He's gone from a white garment in the first film, which shows his innocence and his naivete. And he has passed through this tremendous initiation period. He has accepted the negativity within himself, and has found a way to deal with that.
Also tried to finish Dark Forces. But I dunno. It's a really good game, don't get me wrong. I find it way better than the usual modern style of first person shooters. I really did start playing Dark Forces with the intention of trying to get into more first person shooters. But alas, it seems like this genre really isn't for me. So yeah, I'm still not done with it. Been trying to find ways to get it done as fast as possible just to get it out of the way already. Watching some speedruns, I found it quite amazing that some of the harder levels have some major skips that allows you to bypass the entire stage, because the endpoint is somewhere right next to where you start out. It's almost as if it was designed that way on purpose so that an intrepid player can grenade jump their way to the ending in a matter of seconds.
Watched The Empire Strikes Back again. Now that I think about it, I think this is the first time in quite a while that I got to watch it the whole way through. A lot of the scenes, I felt like I've never seen them before. What was supposed to be just a thing I'll listen to in the background while doing other things turned into a proper movie watching session. Couldn't take my eyes off it. Now I'm torn on whether my favourite in the series is the original or this one.
Also, have you seen this? Watching Japanese dubs of English films sounds like a fun time.
Lastly, I listened to all those Mr. Plinkett reviews again, which I'm sure need no further introduction. By the end of the day, I could certainly feel for one particular line near the very end:
Oh God. All I hear is Star Wars inside my brain. Someone help me.
Well that's enough Star Wars for me 'till December. Probably too late to ask this but,
How did you celebrate Star Wars Day?
Uhm... What else is new...
...oh yeah, I have a Twitter account now. I originally made it just to make a dumb throwaway joke, but now I'm stuck with it. I guess you can follow me if you want to. I find the system to have its set of problems, but I think it's a nice way to connect with some friends.
Plus ramblings from yours truly every Monday 💕— Luna Sy (@MareOnTheMoon) May 5, 2015
D... do you... w-want to be friends? @MareOnTheMoon (Get it?)
But more importantly, the Cblog Recap Team also has a Twitter account, apparently! And we're gonna start using it more often now, posting recaps, contests, announcements and other community-made features worth sharing. I know it makes me sound like an obvious shill, but I do encourage you all to take part in this ongoing effort to make more people know this place has blogs, and you can write some too. Hopefully, we can invite more people to share their writings and be part of this little community of ours.
Spread the word out, participate, and write cool blogs of your own ♪ @CblogRecaps
(This is my first time writing a blog post-redesign. Niero and the web team, get ready for another round of complaints feedback)
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Dr+Mel/what-i-d-like-to-see-in-silent-hill-291504.phtml][b]*[/b] - Dr. Mel's reply to Nic's "What would your Silent Hill look like?" article*. So is this our very first "reply blog"? I don't see the difference format wise, if it's supposed to have any.[/url]
*What would your Silent Hill look like? by Nic Rowen
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/wutangclam/good-things-in-bad-games-borderlands-291544.phtml][b]*[/b] - Wutangclam starts a new blog series, highlighting the "Good Things in Bad Games". Like Borderlands.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Retrofraction/where-is-gradius--291065.phtml][b]A[/b] - Yeah, I miss Gradius too.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/ShadeOfLight/bbain-s-jukebox-shade-style-robots-291524.phtml][b]A[/b] - Shade's music choice for this "Jukebox" is quite robotic.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Titannel/scenes-from-a-leather-recliner-star-wars-edition--291547.phtml][b]A[/b] - Titannel answers my question with his list of Star Wars games he played this day.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/n0signal/review-dark-souls-ii-scholar-of-the-first-sin-ps4--291517.phtml][b]M[/b] - n0signal reviews Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin for his Band of Bloggers entry.[/url]
Space filler. Not a WIP contest entry.
Don't forget that Retrofraction's "Living the Dream" art contest for his planned documentary film about Destructoid is still ongoing. Draw a thing and win a prize! Deadline is on Sunday, May 17, 7 PM, Arizona Time.
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/ninjapresident/ninjapresident-xplodepants-ama-xtravaganza-nvgr--291059.phtml][b]C[/b] - Quite a number of these "Ask Me Anything" blogs recently. Last week, you had a chance to ask Ninjapresident a thing. Maybe you still can right now.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Occams/hello-i-m-occams-ask-me-a-question-291505.phtml][b]C[/b] - Occams did one as well.[/url]
[url=ttp://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Pixie+The+Fairy/i-m-pixie-the-fairy-you-can-ask-me-things-and-stuff--291534.phtml][b]C[/b] - So did Pixie.[/url]
No, I'm not doing one.
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Reinhold+Hoffmann/shuhei-yoshida-platinumed-bloodborne-a-bit-more-about-the-sony-leader-291499.phtml][b]N[/b] - It's always nice to be reminded that some of these industry people are gamers as well. Shuhei Yoshida platinumed Bloodborne.[/url]
News and other stories that the FP staff might have missed. Don't hesitate to share them over here.
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/TheDustinThomas/hall-of-game-episode-7-american-gladiators-snes--291040.phtml][b]V[/b] - American Gladiators for the SNES on episode 7 of Dustin's "Hall of Game" video series.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/TheDustinThomas/flea-market-finds-5-2-15-featuring-shaq-291512.phtml][b]V[/b] - More flea market finds. I wonder if Dustin runs out of room for these things...[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Lord+Spencer/wii-reviews-the-list-291483.phtml][b]R[/b] - Lord Spencer lays out his plan for a whole series of Wii game reviews.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/ScreamAid/twin-shot-the-word-count-on-this-review-of-coincidentally-911-291541.phtml][b]R[/b] - ScreamAid has another flash/browser game review: 2D platform shooter Twin Shot.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Titannel/a-report-from-the-front-lines-greninja-amiibo-pre-ordering-fort-myers-fl--291049.phtml][b]T[/b] - This Amiibo situation in the US continues to not be so good, especially when Titannel's first hand experience is concerned.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Titannel/short-story-a-conversation-at-a-diner-nvgr--291025.phtml][b]L[/b] - An scrapped intro for a short story Titannel wrote back in college.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Papa+Niero/testing-blog-replies-a-new-community-blogs-feature-291469.phtml][b]?[/b] - See that button right there? Yeah, you can "reply" to FP articles now in blog form.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Chist/such-memes-wow-291495.phtml][b]?[/b] - Doesn't work quite right yet though...[/url]
These two gifs. They've been in my PC for the longest time for some reason.
- Luna Sy
6:51 PM on 05.09.2015
Alright. So, forget everything that I said in last weeks Theisms. Remember how I was all like "Well the WWE Tough Enough casting agent was pulling a scam on me but life is still cool"? Okay, well, life is still cool, but I did wind up getting a call back from that woman. She claimed there was some sort of malfunction with her phone system. I don't know how true that is, but she was very apologetic when I spoke to her, so I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. I wound up having a Skype interview with her yesterday afternoon.
What's that? How did it go? Personally, as someone who has been through dozens of job interviews at this point, I think it went very well. I don't know if they're treating this season of the show the same way they did the past seasons, but if they do, it worked like this: Out of all the applicants, they narrow them down to 250, then to 75, then to 25, and then the 25 compete to make it into the final 13.
I don't think that's how they've done if for the last two seasons, but if it is, then that means that I at least made it to the round of 250, which is kind of sweet. It's kind of like playing college basketball and losing in the second round. You didn't win the whole thing, but you made it to the tournament and got a win, so you're happy. She told me they were near the end of the casting process, and if I make the show I would know around the end of the month.
They've also announced who the host, judges, and trainers would be. Chris Jericho is hosting (who I have in my top 5 wrestlers of all-time), with Daniel Bryan, Paige, and the immortal Hulk Hogan acting as judges. Are you kidding me? Hulk freaking Hogan? Then the trainers are Billy Gunn (who I've actually had the honor of working with before), Booker T, and Lita. Seriously, I just want to make the show so I can hang out with all of those people. Who cares about winning? Just let me sit in a room Hogan, Jericho, and Booker T and have them tell me stories about wrestling in the 80s and 90s.
Gaming wise, I beat Shovel Knight again. I'm still working my way through New Game +, which is basically exactly the same except you take double damage. I'm still debating if I want to try and platinum that game, but that seems like it would lead to a lot of self-induced frustration.
I managed to wrestle myself away from Shovel Knight long enough to play The Unfinished Swan. I've already made my feelings known on the "artsy-fartsy" kind of games; games that are more about the experience rather than gameplay, but I must say that there's something about The Unfinished Swan that I find incredibly endearing. It managed to hook me in ways that games like Flower and Proteus didn't. It's also very relaxing, which I enjoy.
And lastly, I've played the Puzzle + Dragons: SMB Edition demo about 20 times. I seriously can't wait for that game.
Oh, by the way, I was just informed that the Reds beat the White Sox in the first game of their doubleheader, because I know you all care about baseball.
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Riobux/the-ontology-and-epistemology-of-the-reviewer-291821.phtml][b]*[/b] - Riobux took his game to a whole new level this week.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Retrofraction/reboot--291835.phtml][b]*[/b] - A call for artists for Retrofraction's Dtoid documentary.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Steven+Hansen/4-years-of-destructoid-mushy-words-from-an-about-videogames-writer-291825.phtml][b]*[/b] - Steven Hansen gets all mushy, thankful, and other garbage.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/wutangclam/survival-and-crafting-peaked-in-1999-291838.phtml][b]A[/b] - Wutangclam has officially put Survival Kids near the top of my “to-buy” list.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/KylerMurden/hangover-games--291830.phtml][b]A[/b] - KylerMurden speaks about the best games to play the morning after you've had a pint (or three) too many. As a non-drinker, I can confirm that these games are also great without a hangover.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/TheDustinThomas/papers-please-i-know-a-code-291817.phtml][b]M[/b] - My own personal contribution to the May Monthly Musings, wherein I speak of my fondness for retro game password guides.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/nanashi/pstoid-extra-what-makes-virtua-fighter-stand-out--291801.phtml][b]A[/b] - Some bonus PStoid coming at you from Nanners. Except you actually have to use your brain and read this instead of listening to it.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Nintendoid/nintendoid-fnf-05-08-who-the-is--291803.phtml][b]F[/b] - Sure is gonna be awesome with we can play Splatoon on Friday Night Fights.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/PS+FNF/ps-friday-night-fights-not-having-a-title-ate-my-post-edition-291792.phtml][b]F[/b] - Glad to see Uncharted 3 getting some love on the Playstation Friday Night Fights.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/TheKodu/and-so-it-starts-again--291831.phtml][b]T[/b] - I knew those darn videogames were up to something. Thank you, Kodu, for being a harbinger of truth![/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Alphadeus/-nvgr-what-little-i-ve-accomplished-291809.phtml][b]M[/b] - An update from the incredibly talented Alphadeus.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/OverlordZetta/it-s-time-for-some-surprise-drive--291840.phtml][b]?[/b] - OverlordZetta inspired me to go buy a new grill and eat every dead animal. BECAUSE I WANTED TO![/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/CaltySlitorous/ama-the-strictly-dickly-but-mostly-slitorous-edition--291802.phtml][b]L[/b] - Why not ask something genital related to CaltySlitorous?[/url]
I think the lesson that we can all learn from this recap is that you should never let life get you down, because maybe life's phone was malfunctioning.
10:29 AM on 05.08.2015
Let's start with the elephant in the room. I wrote a long-ass blog about my feelings this week. The short version is that I've been feeling invisible and forgotten for longer than I like to admit to myself. All of that stuff has been on my mind for a very long time, so it was high time to finally let some people in. I had a hard time writing it, mostly because the thought kept creeping up on me that I was probably just overreacting. Maybe I am, who knows?
At any rate, I really do need to thank everyone who read it, commented and Dixoned. It means the world to me to see firsthand that there are people out there who care about me in some capacity. Even if it's "just" on some gaming website, having a community stand with me is great. So thanks for all the advice, sharing of experiences, thoughts, and just thanks for caring.
Remember that I still have a game give-away up, and you lads and lasses deserve them more than ever. I'm handing them out now, so let me know if you still see something that strikes your fancy.
I don't want to be wallowing in my darker times for longer than I have to, so let's move on. I come to Destructoid to get away from all that shit, so I don't want to taint Shade too much with Peter's problems. I will definitely remember what all of you said though, and I'll be tossing out PMs whenever I need it. That may be very soon, or that may be never, it's hard to say.
So, Splatoon. It'll come out in about three weeks from now, and I'm getting mad hype. I also can't wait to take the demo for a spin this Saturday, and I hope Nintendo will let you join me! My goo is going to look perfect, splattered all over your faces like that.
Prepare to get sniped.
It's been a while since I had no Topsauce.
A - Yes Considerably sees more in Wolfenstein's protagonist than a mere killing machine.
B - KylerMurden could never buy games, but he COULD buy the Official Irish Playstation Magazine. Until the sex ads couldn't keep it afloat anymore, at least.
- Yes, I'll be playing as an Inkling Girl.
C - Ask Frontpage contributor and part-time droog Jed Whitaker anything!
E - You can now use your webcam or social media to import photos to Dtoid. This cannot possibly end badly.
R - isThay isway away eviewray orfay okenBray Ageway 2 ybay Isayway Isayway.
Not but seriously, read it.
A - Come October this year, Hoffman's going to have a whole batch of new Zelda art, with the newest Link's Blacklist.
L - When the internet craps out, FlanxLycanth knows exactly what to do. Sort of.
- I originally chose this image to coincide with "The Silence", but it just hit me that this is also the perfect low-budget Halloween costume or Con cosplay.
May you always find water and shade
3:43 PM on 05.07.2015
My god my email inbox is overflowing lately. BOTH my inboxes. There's a thread a mile long for bug tracking and fixes for Dtoid's redesign and there's are no less than four different email conversations going on for Cblog Recaps. Everything from rebooting a social media presence to monthly caps, weekly caps, and FP ideas is rebounding off of every wall like a deranged, homicidal Flubber threatening to kill me.
I'm glad that there's always Monster Hunter to act as a constant for me.
I spent literally the entire day of Wednesday farming a specific quest for monster parts. Advanced: A Hero's Icy Test is a simple quest; you must hunt an Oroshi Kirin which has been spotted in the Everwood. I am not joking about that. It takes an average of 11 to 15 minutes to complete this quest and as an advanced quest, it's prone to disappearing from my quest list until I do something else to make it reappear. To craft the Ritual Hailscreamers, I'd need 7 Kirin Icehorns, the crown jewel drop of Oroshi Kirin, which does not drop unless I break its horn, which luckily is a 100% drop rate as long as you break the horn.
On top of what may just be two or three hours of grinding, I also jumped on some other difficult quests for the purpose of unlocking G-ranked Gypceros, to craft a set of G-ranked armor to succeed my old Gypceros armor S. In order to hunt a G-ranked Gypceros, which even in G-ranked is a snap of a hunt, I have to go to hell and back on two other quests: hunt a frenzied Stygian Zinogre and a frenzied Seregios, then hunt a Molten Tigrex.
First, I thought Stygian Zinogre would be a routine hunt until I realized Stygian Zinogre, on top of being more aggressive than normal Zin, is even more aggressive and erratic while frenzied. I chugged through nearly my whole mega potion set just trying to wear him down. I actually have my palicos to thank for knocking him out of his charged state. At least I've hunted Seregios so many times for parts that I've learned how to deal with him, even when frenzied.
Molten Tigrex took me a half hour though. I was careful and turtled and even then still carted (health to zero) once. Molten Tigrex is one of the biggest monsters out there bar Dalamadur and Dah'ren Mohran. A Tigrex is basically a quadrupedal t-rex/wyvern who's main attacks involved either literally trampling over you or producing a concussive roar. Brute Tigrex is the same but stronger, especially enraged. Molten Tigrex is even stronger but now shakes off a volatile gunpowder and has claws that act like flints. If you don't explode because you're covered in blast powder, you'll be exploded when you steps on you with his exploding claws. The guy is so buff, the game even gifts you with several incredibly useful items at the start like max potions and barrel bombs and he's still tough if you don't have yourself perfect execution. Also, I made the mistake of going in with a weapon with bad sharpness.
I fought a berzerk wolf king and an exploding t-rex just so I could hunt some goofy looking bird monster that spits poison and has a flashbang on its nose.
Monster Hunter everyone.
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Fenriff/may-s-band-of-bloggers-thick-as-thieves-291696.phtml][b]* -[/b] New BoB: all about being a puckish rogue[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Reinhold+Hoffmann/ask-hoffmann-anything-yup-its-one-of-these-291669.phtml][b]E -[/b] Hoff anything to askman[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/El+Dango/ask-me-everything--291679.phtml][b]E -[/b] Ask Foxy Grandpa anything[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/anystrom0/the-grandest-of-introductions-291685.phtml][b]I -[/b] Big fat introduction for Anystroms[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Brittany+Vincent/you-can-ask-whatever-you-like-yeah-amaa--291688.phtml][b]E -[/b] The AMA hooplah calls Brittnay Vincent down from SyFy[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/amxwolf/my-dog-ate-my-poke-homework-a-tipsy-moment-with-amxwolf-291654.phtml][b]T -[/b] AMXwolf isn't really feeling the direction Pokemon has gone[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/nanashi/too-many-games-to-play-291699.phtml][b]T -[/b] Archie Bunker has too many games to play[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/wutangclam/good-things-in-bad-games-the-crew-291714.phtml][b]R -[/b] Apparently the only good thing worth time about The Crew is this one sweet ass song[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Lord+Spencer/wii-reviews-lost-in-shadow-291705.phtml][b]R -[/b] A random on FP was like, "What if I did my own old game reviews to show people what I thought about old games?" and I was like, "Well, Lord Spencer pretty much already does that so no thanks."[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/TheKodu/review-broken-age-act-1-2-mostly-spoiler-free-291706.phtml][b]R -[/b] A spoiler free review of the Broken Age dualogy[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/RedHeadPeak/objective-survive-chapter-2-slightly-videogame-related-fiction-291678.phtml][b]L -[/b] Objective Survive: chapter 2: Red's ongoing literature[/url]
12:12 AM on 05.06.2015
Lately I have been kicking a lot of ideas in my head. And I do mean a lot. So much so, that I’m utterly confused. Do you ever had that feeling when there’s so many things you want to do that you don’t even know where to start? Well, that’s me right now. Add to that more deep-rooted, personal confusions and you have a mess of a brain space.
But I do have interesting news. Luna Sy recently reminded the Recap crew that we have a Twitter account that could see more use. So now we are discussing what we can do with it. The plan right now is to use it to give more exposure to the cblog community. We will tweet our Recaps, but also use it to promote community blogs, contests and other stuff. Personally, I’m hoping it will be a community hub that will foster more activity. So follow us if you want to be on the inside of anything related to the Dtoid community!
Talking about Twitter, I also created a personal account myself. I had one before, but I decided to delete it after getting fed up with it. Twitter is my least favorite form of social media. Between all the controversies, meltdowns and poorly thought out content being thrown at you, Twitter by its very nature limits interactions and discussions. Like any social media, Twitter encourages narcissism, but different from most social media, the relationships are asymmetrical. You can follow me but I can choose not to follow you. That allows me to spill all my dumb thoughts at you, but you have no voice with me. If I follow people that I know, and they don’t do the courtesy of following me back, how should I interpret this? For someone with social anxiety like me, Twitter is hell.
Despite all that, Twitter is not all bad and can be a great tool for (limited) interaction and for promotion. I created another account because I have a new purpose with it now, and I believe I learned from past mistakes. I’m also excited to contribute to the CblogRecaps account. It has a slight relation to my trade.
If you’re looking for videogame updates today, there aren’t any. I haven’t been playing much at all.
See you later, peeps.
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/long+john/about-the-question-of-the-meaning-of-life--291563.phtml][b]*[/b] - long john ponders about a question asked by a game: “Is life meant to be shitty?”.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/littlebadwolf/papers-please-pravda-power-291645.phtml][b]*[/b] - littlebadwolf remembers Nintendo Power for the Monthly Musing.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Dreamweaver/comments-of-the-week-it-was-just-a-tuesday-edition-291614.phtml][b]S[/b] - A surprise Comments of the Week on a Tuesday! Your hardwork is much appreciated, Dreamweaver.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Papa+Niero/how-to-keep-the-new-cblogs-from-stretching-your-images-291615.phtml][b]A[/b] - Papa Smur... I mean, Papa Niero teaches us how to keep images from stretching in the new Cblog layout. Your hard work is also much appreciated, sir.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/sonic429/the-trouble-with-the-market--291617.phtml][b]A[/b] - Sonic429 puts the thinking cap on and wonders if the market will crash.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/TheKodu/-gamergate-and-the-price-of-freedom-291625.phtml][b]A[/b] - Another TheKodu article about GamerGate.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/PStoid/pstoid-episode-22-losing-our-loco-291595.phtml][b]P[/b] - Episode 22 of PStoid is out now![/url]
Sakurai, the man that ages backwards.
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/ShadeOfLight/i-feel-invisible-alone-i-feel-like-the-silence--291635.phtml][b]S[/b] - ShadeOfLight shares with the community what has been afflicting him.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Sephzilla/ask-me-a-question-tell-me-to-state-my-prime-directives-291592.phtml][b]C[/b] - Ask anything to the Cyborg.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Isay+Isay/ama-ama-with-isay-isay-291600.phtml][b]C[/b] - Ask anything to the Cock.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/SeymourDuncan17/ama-see-more-of-seymour-291623.phtml][b]C[/b] - Ask anything to the Seymour.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/JPF720/so-that-just-happened-1-bloodborne-291593.phtml][b]T[/b] - JPF720 loves Bloodborne![/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/LPT+Miller/good-free-games-fistful-of-frags-291616.phtml][b]R[/b] - LPT Miller reviews the multiplayer shooter Fistful of Frags.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/ScreamAid/mini-heroes-review-it-s-essentially-castaway-online-291630.phtml][b]R[/b] - ScreamAid reviews the Castaway, dungeon-crawling goodness that is Mini Heroes.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Reinhold+Hoffmann/bad-news-tuesday-291568.phtml][b]N[/b] - Hoffmann is disappointed with this Tuesday’s bad news.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Fromage/off-the-rails-part-1-game-of-thrones-episodes-1-4-spoilers-aplenty--291588.phtml][b]F[/b] - Fromage analyses what changed from the book in Game of Thrones Season 5.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/RadicalYoseph/book-review-the-last-wish-introducing-the-witcher-291587.phtml][b]L[/b] - RadicalYoseph reviews The Witcher, the original book version![/url]
No fails! Keep it going keep it going fullstream.
8:44 PM on 05.05.2015
Okay, so I need to get this done and get my focus back on the April recap, which even with over a week-and-a-half of cblog downtime is a massive beast. I still feel like I'm a day or two from getting it done, too.
I'm tackling the process as it is for now, but also already discussing changes for May with the rest of the team. Basically, I don't like that my authorial voice is so dominant within the monthly and want some of the load shared to give that voice back to the rest of the team.
What I'm saying here is I've developed a guilty conscience about what is really 10% of the process, 90% of it is getting all the links in there, categorized, mostly alphabetized, adding pictures and making sure those links don't break or lose their HTML code in the process. That 1,500-ish word that make the monthly recap you see are actually a 5,000 to 6,000 word behemoth starting out by just the links alone. After that, I sort those links out and add words back in, hoping I can weave everyone's opinions back in for how few words I can afford each blog.
The process is not pretty. The result has gotten prettier, though. Strider and Luna come in to tidy it up near the end, then I hop in later for another pass. Then I think Strider makes a pass at it again before it moves to the front page.
Anyway, I'm going move on to doing all that shortly. This whole last week and a half was rather frustrating and got in the way of me getting this stuff done, I'm going to think happy thoughts and daydream about large, strong Amazonian women rescuing me from those frustrating things, kissing me all over and so such and I will be their loyal fairy. I guess you could say I'm excited about Combat Core's Ember being inspired by The Amazon from Dragon's Crown, which I just added to my PSN library. Now I don't have to buy a physcical copy for PS Vita again.
Anyway, I need to get on with these recaps. Enjoy 100% more amazons and fairies in the recaps today!
Also, you can still ask me anything over in my AMA.
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Preposterous+Whitey/whitey-s-saturday-stuporcade-1-mario-bros-stupor-show-291454.phtml][b]* -[/b] Swing your arms from side to side. Whitey, it's time to go do the Stupor Show![/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Dreamweaver/comments-of-the-week-prototype-pt-2-291448.phtml][b]* -[/b] Comments of the Week.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Preposterous+Whitey/the-dead-pixels-podcast-18-shadow-the-hedgehog-ft-laura-kate--291457.phtml][b]P -[/b] The Dead Pixels meet Laura. They probably talked about butts.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Titannel/short-story-the-process-part-two-the-meeting-nvgr--291442.phtml][b]S -[/b] Tiannel gives us part 2 of a short story.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Reinhold+Hoffmann/consolewartoid-ps4-vs-xbone-4-1-in-ze-germanic-empire--291432.phtml][b]T -[/b] Whech uf zee 8th gen konsoles do you prefer? Tell zee Hoffmann![/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Lexingtongue/nintendo-what-keeps-them-afloat-nostalgia-or-newbies--291433.phtml][b]T -[/b] Does nostalgia or youth keep Nintendo going? Little of column A and B plus high quality, I think.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Kooram/endless-legend-guardians-review-291445.phtml][b]R -[/b] Kooram reviews [i]Endless Guardians.[/i][/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Kevin+Verani/gamer-with-cancer-291460.phtml][b]C -[/b] Send support to a gamer with cancer. Details were sparse in the blog, but the user's Twitch channel is linked within.[/url]
[i]No fails, now it's on to wrecking stuff with Amazons and working on the April recap![/i]
2:24 PM on 05.03.2015
I finally beat [i]Bloodborne[/i], despite many inklings that I wouldn't be able to. I mean, I am self-admittedly a sucky gamer, and I thought after spending two hours against Father G that the rest of the game would be brutal. However, I found ways to cheese it while still being "legitimate" about it, so I managed to complete about 90% of the main game, which is good enough for me! The game is pretty fun though, and the last stretch of the game is probably the best part. Seriously, no spoilers (isn't it great to read one of my recaps without fear of spoilers?), but I really like the arena of the "final" boss, as it evokes memories of a similiar location of another game whose name I can't reveal because that would also be a spoiler.
Oh, so how did I "cheese" through the game? With two items: Cannon, and Bone Marrow Ash. A Cannon is something you can get halfway through the game, and though it takes 10 shots to fire, it deals relatively massive damage. Bone Marrow Ash nearly doubles the power of any shot from a gun, Cannon included. If you combine the two, especially with an upgraded Cannon (I got it up to +9 by the end of the game, and would've gotten it to +10 if I didn't give that to my Blade of Mercy), you can really put the hurt on bosses. Seriously, my stragedy has been get the boss down to half health on my own, then right as they go into the harder part of the fight, hang back and blast it to death. In fact, one boss fight had me taking down over 80% of the enemy's health with all four shots! Funny enough, I actually DIDN'T beat that boss, as it always gets me with its last 10%, but still, that's pretty damn powerful. Maybe with enough points in the Bloodtinge stat and +10 Cannon, I would've been able to kill it without needing my blade. Of mercy.
I've also been playing [i]Assassin's Creed: Unity[/i] a bit. I know, I know, I'm scum, but I enjoy [i]Assassin's Creed[/i], and you know what? [i]Unity[/i] did something right: it went back to basics and made assassinations fun again. Previous games treated assassinations as something to do, but one reason why the original [i]Assassin's Creed[/i] is one of my favorites is because the actual assassination missions feels like you're doing something rather than going through the motions. In [i]Unity[/i] seems to be options for those wanting to rush in like fearless killers, or those who want to wait in the shadows. One assassination in particular either has you silently picking off enemies one by one, or have you hide in one spot until he comes to you... at the risk of having to escape from every enemy you didn't choose to kill first. I think I could've actually balanced the two options, but I didn't want to spook the target with a dead body. Then again, this is [i]Assassin's Creed[/i] we're talking about, so they probably would've shrugged it off.
Also, co-op missions are lacking, save from the first four player one you get. It may have been like any other mission, but it was kinda cool to roll through an [i]Assassin's Creed[/i] mission with three other homies. I mean, it's a delight to run through the city stabbing fools on your own, but doing it as a group make you feel like battle buddies, and it's nice when someone saves you from getting shot in the face with a nicely timed assassination. It can get annoying when it's clear no one knows what they're doing (if the objective says escape the area, STOP FIGHTING AND RUN!), but sometimes I can't blame them: the first time I did a mission where we had to sneak into a building and assassinate someone, I didn't know where the window to get inside was. By the time I did eventually find it, the target's been dead for minutes and everyone's making their escape, and it's pretty easy to escape when you're already OUTSIDE the building.
Only thing left to say is that I'm actually getting into [i]Adventure Time[/i] now. The first time I saw it, I didn't really "get" it, so I only watched a couple of episodes before deciding it wasn't for me. Now that I'm watching more and more episodes, from Season 1 to Season 6, with my more "open mind", I'm really digging it: the characters are pretty great, and the character developments are strangely endearing. Now, I know people have complaints for the way the show changed over the later seasons, but I guess as someone who's into both styles, I'm pretty okay with it. Seeing Finn be a fun-loving, adventure seeking character from the early episodes, then seeing him get depressed over romantic interests is an interesting turn for the character, and some of the later story "arcs" shows that serious stuff goes down in the land of Ooo. I recently caught an episode involving the Lich King, and while they didn't air the next episode (CURSE YOU, CARTOON NETWORK!), they ended the Lich King episode with a pretty cool "alternate universe" version of Finn and Jake, and I really want to see what happened next.
Also, this series actually gets full Season DVDs instead of the sample packs [i]The Amazing World of Gumball[/i] and [i]Steven Universe[/i] got, and I'm so totally gonna save up some money and nab some of these Blu-Rays to binge watch the episodes in their intended order! What's up with Cartoon Network and being weird with their airing schedules anyway? Why the hell would you divide two parters and air them separately for days, and weeks, from each other!?
Anyway, let's say I wanna get buy two seasons. Which two do you think I should buy? Should I go in order and get 1 and 2, or get the best two seasons and then pick up the other seasons whenever?
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/CaltySlitorous/the-slit-list-10-things-i-enjoy-at-this-moment-291395.phtml][b]* -[/b] Your old pal CaltySlitorous decides to sit his ass down and pump out a blog (no, that's not a weirdly worded euphemism) about 10 Things that he enjoys at the moment. It does have some sexual content, but what do you expect from a guy with that kind of username?[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/n0signal/-souls-guts-mode-in-dark-souls-ii-291422.phtml][b]* -[/b] N0signal is back with another blog about the [i]Souls[/i] game! This time, he talks about the new [i]Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin[/i] edition, and how he shakes things up by doing a playthrough in homage to the [i]Berserk[/i] manga! A little late to make it as a Band of Blogger entry, but a Topsauce ain't too bad![/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Sylveria+Shini/-ggindc-receives-bomb-threat-gaming-media-ignores-it--291412.phtml][b]A -[/b] Did you hear about the recent bomb threat against GamersGate members that cancelled their little meeting? Well, you didn't hear it from Destructoid, and Sylveria Shini is pretty peeved. That's all I'll say on this subject. (Update: Dtoid posted an article after the post was written)[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Reinhold+Hoffmann/esa-says-preserving-old-games-is-illegal-because-it-s-hacking--291417.phtml][b]A -[/b] Reinhold Hoffmann stops posting beautiful fan art work (WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?) to talk about how the ESA thinks preserving old videogames is illegal because it's considered hacking. I personally think that, since videogame is art to me, that there should at least be a playable gaming museum.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Lord+Spencer/snes-reviews-secret-of-mana-291418.phtml][b]R -[/b] Lord Spencer continues his series of SNES Reviews with the fan favorite [i]Secret of Mana[/i]. Is it a secret why people love this game, or is it no wonder why we never got a sequel?[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/KingSigy/forsaken-age-291424.phtml][b]T -[/b] KingSigy has been playing [i]Broken Age: Act 2[/i], and he has some pretty mixed things to say about it. It's not that it's a bad game per se, but it has some shortcomings that prevent it from being a good one. Check out what he thinks here.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Titannel/short-story-the-process-part-one-the-arrival-nvgr--291419.phtml][b]? -[/b] Titannel continues his series of not-videogame-related short stories that he wrote back in college to show off his writing capabilities![/url]
6:32 PM on 05.02.2015
On Monday, I'm just sitting at my desk there at the church when I get an email notification on my phone. It's an email address I've never seen before, and my phone only gives me a slight preview of the full message, but the subject of the email sticks out. It says "Tough Enough Submission."
So you remember last week when I talked about how I submitted a tape to WWE's Tough Enough competition in the off chance that I may get noticed? Well, apparently I got noticed. The email was from someone claiming to be a casting director for the show, and they wanted to set up a time to do a Skype interview.
Being someone who has had people try to scam him with stuff like this before, I called a buddy of mine to do some sleuthing. Note: if you ever plan on becoming a pro wrestler, either become good at sleuthing, or become friends with someone who is. I contacted him, another guy who trained me that has previous WWE experience, and another friend friends who is currently down at NXT. I wanted to see if this was legit or not.
I Googled the name of the casting director, and was pleased to find a legitimate IMDB page with experience casting for shows like Master Chef. My friend (the sleuther) checked out the phone number that was given for me to call and discovered it was a number belonging to the WWE offices in Los Angeles. At this point I began to freak out a little. This is my chance. As soon as I got out of work, I called the number...
...I got the voicemail. That's no problem, I left a very cordial message saying how excited I was to set up the interview, leaving my call back number and a "looking forward to hearing from you."
I didn't get a call back on Monday. So I called Tuesday. Voicemail. No call back. So I called Wednesday. Voicemail. No call back. I think you see where this is going.
Five days, five voicemails, zero calls back. There's a part of me that wants to leave the phone number here for you guys and say "You know, I'm not officially saying that you guys should call her and bomb her voice mail, but..." I'm not going to do that. First, I can probably get in trouble for that. Second, I've committed myself to calling her every week day until I either get an answer or a call back. So she better get very used to my voice, because she's going to hear it a lot. There's something to be said for persistence.
I can't say that I'm really that upset. I knew it was a long shot going in. I may have been riding high when I got that email, but I was back down to earth on Tuesday after that second voicemail.
So anyway, how you guys doing? Anything worth talking about happen on Destructoid this week? No? Alright, let's just move on to the recaps then.
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Dreamweaver/band-of-bloggers-from-software-with-love-results-be-in-yo--291376.phtml][b]*[/b] - Check out all of the awesome Band of Bloggers posts FROM April (see what I did there?). Dreamy McDreampants wrapped them all up in one neat little package.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/OverlordZetta/unequal-equality-is-this-the-future-our-heroes-should-be-fighting-for--291372.phtml][b]*[/b] - OverlordZetta talks all about being sexual in games. Wait...it's not about being sexual? It's about sexism? That's way different.....well, my pants are already off, soooooo...[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Kratos282/my-5-favorite-games-within-games-291351.phtml][b]A[/b] - Games within games are a cool idea that Kratos282 explored in his latest blog. But he didn't include Kung Foot from Rayman Legends, so these results have at least a little margin of error...although, Car Crusher is pretty dope.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Jed+Whitaker/first-of-may-my-favorite-season-free-games-inside--291387.phtml][b]A[/b] - That handsome, bearded man that makes the great videos (no, not me, I'm talking about Jed) is enjoying the season, and spreading the love with some free games. Of course, they're probably all taken by now, but you never know. [/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Titannel/titannel-s-talks-10-things-i-enjoy--291368.phtml][b]S[/b] - I love when Dtoiders do “10 Things” blogs, here's one from Titannel.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/PS+FNF/ps-friday-night-fights-mass-transit-hell-edition-291370.phtml][b]F[/b] - Playstation Friday Night Fights, 24 hours too late.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Nintendoid/nintendoid-fnf-05-01-slinking-in-the-shadows-291354.phtml][b]F[/b] - Playing Smash with Dtoid community members probably would have been fun, but you're late to the party on that one as well.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/XBOX+FNF/xbox-fnf-community-291346.phtml][b]F[/b] - Xbox FNF: Third verse, same as the first. You should probably check the Cblogs on Fridays if you want to know when these things are.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/wutangclam/you-don-t-want-a-new-tony-hawk-s-pro-skater-291386.phtml][b]T[/b] - As long as Bam Margera doesn't make an appearance, I'll give the next Tony Hawk a shot, though Wutangclam thinks that may be a bad idea.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/DuskAlchemist/final-thoughts-on-resident-evil-revelations-2-291392.phtml][b]T[/b] - DuskAlchemist gives you a final say on Resident Evil Revelations 2. I didn't read it because RE is one of the few series I care about spoilers for, which is a very weird thing to say.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/maggit/my-band-making-a-travesty-of-the-mortal-kombat-theme-291341.phtml][b]M[/b] - Maggit's band made a (purposefully) crappy version of one of the best theme songs of all-time. I kinda like it.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Reinhold+Hoffmann/hoffmanntoid-awesome-videogame-art-from-april-2015-291381.phtml][b]A[/b] - Video game art is best art.[/url]
If there's one thing that I know from my years in the wrestling business, it's this: Everything is a work. Don't ever forget that, guys. Everything is a work, but that doesn't mean you can't bring some brightness into someone's life today. Go out and do that.
8:39 PM on 05.01.2015
Yo community. We're back to bring you “Podgasms” for April 2015! For those that missed post #1, this is a complement to the new Monthly recaps but with podcasts. The best of the month out of the community that is applied directly to the ears. It really helps the various talented podcasters that Dtoid has to offer.
April is done now. We got to see some pretty cool April fool's jokes and blogs. Then things got a little heavy 'round here. I myself am still sort of taking it all in but it seems to be that every year dtoid has a major shake down. Sadly it means some beloved members will part ways with the green and red robot, those will be missed but their decisions should be respected if they truly believe that's the right thing to do for them. For a second I was going to pack my bags too, and it wouldn't be the first time, I'll be a liar if I tell you I don't have a bad habit of having to "jump communities" from time to time. But I think I'm getting to a point where I just want to have a stable community and I've planted my fat greasy heart right here. That being said, sorry for a semi-rant, here are April's podcasts!
As a disclaimer I’ve only included podcasts that have put up cblogs for their episodes, and for the future, please use the “podcast” tag with your blog to make sure I don’t miss it!
All recaps listed according to Alphabetical order:
For this episode of the EM podcast, Dustin enters a professional wrestling contest, titan souls, NES remix and much more.
A Pstoid episode in which yet another of the cohosts takes the helms, find out who inside.
Listen to Panza and Glowbear talk about Danganronpa, Life is Strange and boob controversey's in what is likely the most titular episode of the podcast.
That's everything from April, look forward to one of these each month. Please Please Please, check out the podcasts that interest you and show them support so that the great people that put them out for you can keep up their labor of love.
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