I owe an apology to the community. I have been rather late in doing my recaps, and there’s no excuse for it. This is not the first time I have grouped multiple recaps in one, but it is also the last. When I am unable to do a recap on time, I will ask my fellow recappers to cover for me. In fact, I have already asked Realbucks to take my spot for a few weeks in July. Look forward to that.
With that out of the way, let’s talk about videogames!
Or rather, let’s not talk about videogames.
Unfortunately I don’t have the time I need to at the moment to write about Star Fox Zero. So I’ll leave you today with this huge recap full of other blogs you can read.
Be sure to come back next Wednesday for Scriptisms: Animals in SPACE!
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/TheDustinThomas/it-s-not-goodbye-it-s-smell-ya-later--295070.phtml][b]*[/b] - Fellow recapper TheDustinThomas is taking a break from blogging for a while to focus on more important things in his life. Salute![/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/n0signal/the-story-of-how-i-killed-my-wife--294688.phtml][b]*[/b] - N0signal tells us a tale of love and regret, in the open world of Skyrim. [/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Manchild/cowardly-default-294669.phtml][b]*[/b] - Manchild advocates thinking and trying things out for yourself to make fair judgments, instead of jumping on the hate bandwagon and writing angry discourses.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/TheLimoMaker/anime-to-game-see-you-space-cowboy--293611.phtml][b]*[/b] - TheLimoMaker explains how some anime would make great games, and what developers should make them. [/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/OverlordZetta/a-certain-sorcerer-s-blog-welcome-to-avalon--293630.phtml][b]*[/b] - OverlordZetta introduces us to the dark and mysterious world of Soul Sacrifice. [/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Manchild/video-games-didn-t-save-my-life-294137.phtml][b]*[/b] - Manchild writes a very personal blog about his depression, and how distancing himself from videogames wasn’t the answer. [/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Voltech/on-final-fantasy-and-lost-empathy-293655.phtml][b]A[/b] - Voltech disserts about Final Fantasy Type-0 and why the characters of recent Final Fantasy games are not good protagonists.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/James+Internet+Ego/holy-framerate-batman-some-lessons-from-arkham-knight-294665.phtml][b]A[/b] - James Internet Ego warns us of the dangers of pre-ordering, citing the sad state of the PC version of Arkham Knight as an example. [/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/TheLimoMaker/my-most-anticipated-games-from-e3-and-now-we-wait--294687.phtml][b]A[/b] - TheLimoMaker writes many words about the games he’s most excited for from E3 [/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Dragonsbeard/remakes-and-final-fantasy-7-294701.phtml][b]A[/b] - Dragonsbeard lays down his opinion on how the Final Fantasy 7 remake should be handled.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Dinosir/why-bethesda-won-e3--294702.phtml][b]A[/b] - Dinosir explains how Bethesda won E3. They had a great presentation indeed. [/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/OverlordZetta/fire-emblem-fates-conquers-new-territory-for-nintendo--294704.phtml][b]A[/b] - OverlordZetta thinks Fire Emblem Fates having same-sex relationships is a good step forward for Nintendo, a company that has been infamously conservative. [/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Flegma/console-exclusives-in-numbers-295071.phtml][b]A[/b] - Flegma presents us some confusing statistics about console exclusives. I’ll just say that filtering the games by a Metascore of 80 leaves out some great exclusives like The Wonderful 101. And it’s criminal to ignore that game like that. [/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/SeymourDuncan17/-everyday-is-great-at-your-junes-june-9th--293648.phtml][b]S[/b] - SeymourDuncan continues his Persona 4 playthrough. School trip time![/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Esteban+Sky+Cuevas/unplayable-the-uncharted-trilogy-294689.phtml][b]S[/b] - Esteban Sky Cuevas believes the Uncharted trilogy is unplayable due to various issues he had with the controls and camera.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/PStoid/ep-26-with-100-more-bloodspray-records-soon-ask-things--294672.phtml][b]P[/b] - The PStoid wanted your questions. Now it is too late. [/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Agent9/contestoid-ending-soon-293641.phtml][b]C[/b] - A contest for a Charizard amiibo was ending, but it does not seem to have received any entries.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Deuce17/i-need-an-xbox-one--294195.phtml][b]E[/b] - Deuce17 posted this blog as a contest entry, but I think he was meant to post a comment in the article of the contest, not write a blog.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/ExGavalonnj1/why-i-should-win-294212.phtml][b]E[/b] - Same goes for you, ExGavalonnj1.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Solar+Pony+Django/final-fantasy-v-four-job-fiesta-awareness-293644.phtml][b]E[/b] - Solar Pony Django participated in the Final Fantasy V Four Job Fiesta, a challenging playthrough of Final Fantasy V to raise money for charity![/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/wutangclam/convention-coverage-an-afternoon-at-too-many-games-295075.phtml][b]S[/b] - Wutangclam recounts his visit to Too Many Games convention in his best Noir style. [/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/DirgeNovak/dear-game-developers-gamers-are-not-made-out-of-bandwidth-294698.phtml][b]C[/b] - DirgeNovak has limited access to bandwidth and he’s not pleased that developers are releasing huge day one patches and releasing PC versions that can take as much as 50 GB of space. [/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/KiiWy/e3-and-dtoid-294178.phtml][b]T[/b] - KiiWy shares her thoughts about this year’s E3 and highlights how fun it was to watch it with Dtoid members.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Narzack/e3-2015-294703.phtml][b]T[/b] - Narzack also shares his thoughts about this year’s E3. [/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Efficiency/how-did-i-do-e3-predictions-294248.phtml][b]T[/b] - Efficiency sees if his predictions for this year’s E3 were right.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/ScreamAid/golf-is-hard-review-yeah-when-you-have-to-make-a-hole-in-one--294152.phtml][b]R[/b] - ScreamAid reviews the fun flash/mobile game Golf Is Hard.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/CO+Jakyl/a-little-peek--294187.phtml][b]D[/b] - CO Jakyl gives us an interesting look at the development of his game. [/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/PlayBoyMan/the-sam-and-hunni-demo-is-here--295089.phtml][b]D[/b] - PlayBoyMan shares a demo of his new game: Sam and Hunni, a RPG. [/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Agent9/saletoid-a-heads-up-on-some-decent-deals-293651.phtml][b]$[/b] - Agent9 gave us a heads-up on some nice sales. [/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/TroyFullbuster/a-quick-e3-no-picture-lazy-blog-of-my-feelings-294180.phtml][b]C[/b] - TroyFulllbuster writes some very quick and lazy thoughts about E3. If you don’t care about what you’re typing, why should we?[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/NeoNero7/transformers-too-hardcore-for-nintendo-294680.phtml][b]C[/b] - If you would like to see the new Transformers game on Wii U you could sign this petition, I guess… Hey, one person already signed it! Positive thinking, right?[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/darkant/super-mario-galaxy-review-295069.phtml][b]C[/b] - Darkant writes a review of Super Mario Galaxy that really doesn’t say much. [/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Woody321/thoughts-on-the-playstation-3-and-gta-v-294658.phtml][b]F[/b] - This is some weird kind of spam blog meant to keep GTA V on our minds.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/RadicalYoseph/luigi-more-awsomer-than-tails-293637.phtml][b]F[/b] - no u wrnog tails kikiasss many more then luigi u epicc fail!!1 lolz[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Austinuity/-haveawank-294253.phtml][b]F[/b] - But how could I? Why should I? I will! Now take a part in our pretty decoration.[/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/gajknight/the-best-failblog-you-will-ever-read--294695.phtml][b]F[/b] - This is absolute gold, and should be posted on the front-page, and framed on a portrait, and sent on a rocket to outer space! …But there is a dot in the title so this goes to the failtoid section instead.[/url]
I fail you all because I love you (minus the spammer). And because I don’t want to encourage the cblogs to be flooded with too many meme blogs, understand? Once in a while is good enough to have a laugh.