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CblogRecaps \| 1:04 PM on 08.13.2009	8 comments

Oh ho? What is this? It would appear that dark forces prevented Tuesday's recaps from appearing, so I have gone back in time to right the wrongs and play some lotto numbers. I just couldn't bear to see a gap in our precious recap history (not like it hasn't happened before, but back then you guys didn't have me serving as a timecop).

Tonight's recap will show up as scheduled if I can make it back. I can only hope that by putting things right, my next leap will be the leap home.

*- Play Folklore or get raped by a chimpanzee.

*- Electro Lemon and Zombutler will solve Destructoid's troll problem with a belly full of Hot Pockets.

*- Your Mega Man customs. GIVE ME!

*- It may be fan fiction, but this Ratchet & Clank movie script is still a hoot to read!

A- How Super Mario Bros. 2 shaped ThaFNFreak as a gamer.
A- BenelliM4 reimagines Dead Rising's Frank West as an escaped convict.
S- emotoaster's Quick Hits tells you what anime you should watch right now... or not.
S- dTunes, Mr. Dillinger style, Day 2: Film composer Hans Zimmer.
S- In this week's Off-Brand Games, I played Snood, the inbred second cousin of Bust-a-Move.
M- Prof Doctor's mouse-and-keyboard combo is his security blanket.
M- TewDee can't do combos.
P- Failcast 46 is recording. On an unrelated note, Necros spontaneously combusted today.

W- Naim Master wins aborto's hand-me-downs! Round of applause!

E- There will be no non-sanctioned filming of any kind at BlizzCon this year.
S- Tone Marley is going to drive 500 laps in Forza Motorsport 2. Good luck with that.

N- You're right! Riding the Wii horse peripheral does look like reverse sex with a Hard Hat!
N- Same story as above, but this one includes Jim Sterling riding a toucan.
N- This is what you'll find in the latest update to Xbox Live Indie Games.
N- The new Team Fortress 2 update is like school on Sunday.
N- The Borderlands box art is awesome. I don't know what you people are smoking.
N- On the other hand, I'm not lovin' the box art for A Boy and His Blob. I think it's the font.
N- Another bit about the TF2 classless update.
V- Mega64 spoofs Are You Afraid of the Dark? Awesome.
V- Project SPF gives a dude an epileptic seizure in Call of Duty 4.
V- Ju-on is as unsettling in game flavor as it is in movie flavor.
R- SyntaxError looks back fondly at Crash Team Racing.
R- mcbennet kicks Bionic Commando developer Grin while it's down.
R- Reverend Macro is addicted to Defender Chronicles on his iPod.
R- GamingGoddess splurged on Mighty Flip Champs!
P- LongArmBleam checks out the Darkest of Days demo.
P- VVVGamer is reVVVing up for DiRT 2.
P- MrJohans0n snuggled in the tub with the Batman: Arkham Asylum demo.
T- tgammet played the Batman: Arkham Asylum demo, Call of Duty 2, and others.
T- Discarded Couch Sandwich renews his JRPG vows, finds a spelling error in Trauma Center, and calls out his girlfriend for being a heartless Pok�mon murderer.
T- SuitcoatAvenger loves bears and boxing raptors in his Tekken 2, don't you?
T- Dao2-SKP loves Skies of Arcadia so much that he stares at the male characters' junk.
T- Pathologic, dawn of the sixth day.
D- prolifikstudio is hard at work with some big doings.

A- Justice gives a shout-out to Destructoid and unveils a sweet Scratch-O DJ digital painting.
A- Akiba was denied leaving his legacy with this game-themed mural in Billings, Montana.
M- What a coincidence! I just received the Rockman 9 arrange album in the mail the other day!
S- The HAWP Season 1 DVD will come when Burch learns how to make a DVD.

L- Electro Lemon rediscovers Nicktoons and SpongeBob SquarePants is still twisted as fuck.

S- Activision is Satan. Thanks for the hot tip.
S- Is Borderlands still coming out on October 20th? Yes it is. Check back again next week to see if the date changes.
F- The c0median is going to QuakeCon. Question: Who are you?
F- STOP SCREAMING! YOU ARE HURTING MY EARS!
F- Oooooh! You said the 'F' word!

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7 comments | showing # 1 to 7

Kyle MacGregor

I thought about covering these yesterday but it would have involved me staying up til 5 A.M. Anyways, thanks. Yaay recaps.

Andrew Kauz

Wow, it's very cool of you to do a catchup post. Thanks!

Is the team feeling the need for some more reserve recappers? Maybe it's time for me to send off a message to Conrad.

Also, five failtoid is sad.

Elsa

The Ratchet and Clank fan fiction is awesome!! Kjohnson is really a very talented writer... though it's best to read the series from the very beginning to get a better idea of the plot! (luckily he has all the parts linked in his profile).

If anyone who missed it has some time, settle in with a cup of tea, something to eat and give it a read... well worth the time.

Chris Carter

Excuse me while I hyperventilate at the fact that The Wiz can emulate CPSII, and JUST finding out League of Legends is the spiritual successor to DotA.

Sean Carey

Very cool of you to do a back-cap! I appreciated getting to catch up. I'm sure all the blog writers from Tues. are pleased as well!!! Thanks.

emotoaster

Thanks! <3

pendelton21

OMG YES THANK YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!

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