My friends. My dear, sweet, wonderful friends. And all you other buttholes. A terrible injustice has occurred. An injustice of a scale not seen since Injustice. An injustice that will make you go ďWell yes Shade, that is an injustice indeedĒ. Ready? Are you sure? Because it is the injusticeyest.
I do not have Pikmin 3.
- This, except no strange creatures either.
Donít get me wrong, I ordered it alright. I paid my money for it. It has, however, not arrived. I ordered it last Thursday, right before its EU release date. So release rolls around; no Pikmin. The day after release; no Pikmin. The day after that was a Sunday, so no Pikmin can be forgivenÖ.maybe. Surely, Monday would be the one, right? Nope, no Pikmin. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday; Still no Pikmin. As this Recap goes up it will be Friday morning, and to be honest Iím still not expecting Pikmin. I donít know when it will finally arrive. I just know that it will be too late. It will always be too late.
The store I bought it from doesnít generally deal in video games, itís a tech store more than anything, but they had this game up for significantly cheaper than everywhere else, so I decided to take the gamble. I shouldnít have expected much from a store named Dixons. One thing I know is that Iím never buying anything from them again. Being out of stock I can understand. But not even telling me whatís going on sucks. Not giving me even an approximate ETA sucks. Itís Pikmin 3 for godís sake, I need to know these things! Do they truly not understand? Thereís a starving planet out there thatís calling out for three little people and their cute plant-creature things, and here I am unable to come to their aid. If millions of little aliens die from starvation before I get there, Iím holding you responsible.
I guess this is the gods of Nintendo punishing me for my insolence of buying Pikmin 3 later and cheaper than I should have. But while I pray to Miyamoto for forgiveness, I shall remain ever Pikmin-less.