Late night tonight, folks. I recently bought me a PSP for the 2nd time, and, since I’ve got nothing better to talk about, here’s a shitty 1 sentence review of every game I’ve played on the system since I bought it:
Lumines 2: The best puzzle game, ever, hands down.
Mega Man: Powered Up: The best Mega Man game, ever, hands down.
Gunpey: The 2nd best puzzle game, ever.
Mega Man X Maverick Hunter: Great, but it bastardizes the Storm Eagle music (i.e. greatest gaming music ever).
Patapon 2: OMG THE CUTTEST THING EVAR.
Crisis Core FF7: If you liked/loved any of the continuing saga games/movies, you’ll love this.
Popolocrois: Why aren’t people talking more about this awesome RPG?
And that’s it. Now, as for the recap, all I’m gonna say is this:
Jesus, people, you need to start posting your amazing blogs on OTHER days of the week. The Topsauce is getting pretty crowded on Tuesday nights!
*-Tell WryGuy how much you’d like him to make a homebrew Dreamcast game.
*-Anyone looking to learn a bit about games journalism MUST check out this great article by NihonTiger.
*-kauza shares the tale of his youth spent playing The Battle of Olympus in his new feature, Stories from The Past.
*-I, the Author: Props for making Home sound somewhat appealing.
*-A furpile of games featuring anthropomorphic animals, as compiled by Randombullseye.
*-Yes, I know, it’s a pretty well-used topic, but check out this great blog by SirKicksalot on morality in games.
*-As if you didn’t need ANOTHER reason to go in the IRC chat, check out this shit.
*-Wow, check out this bitchin’ poster SuitcoatAvenger made for one of my favorite John Carpenter movies.
*-An interesting article about the problems with moving overseas while still wanting to keep your Steam and XBL accounts alive.
*-A peek at Wry Guy’s new review series, and why reviews today kinda suck.
*-A great run-down of some of gaming’s best boot-up screens, with the king taking the top honors.
A-smang loves Afro Samurai, and hopes you’ll learn to love it, too.
A-Why Dtoid needs their own iPhone app. Great suggestion!
A-A well-written, but poorly formatted, rant about the shittiness of game piracy.
A-Infinity’s End hates how gaming’s main sex object is gaming’s main sex object.
A-Wow, Arttemis got a fat haul of gaming goodies this past week. Also, SEE YA AT PAX MOTHERFUCKER!
A-Please, won’t someone make sequels to these 4 amazing adventure games?
S-One of my favorite series, This Week In Bleep, talks about the new Daft Chip chiptune album and a sweet music festival.
P-FAILCAST, with it’s immense girth, recorded tonight.
P-Hey! Wanna here some drunk assholes talk about games? Then check out Dtoid’s amazing new alchoholic podcast, Drunkcast!
P-Check out this week’s phenomenal, action-packed episode of The Backwards Compatible Podcast.
E-Ho. Lee. Shit. EVO 2009 is gonna be fucking GREAT this year. Anyone going?
I-Everyone, welcome 19/M/CAN Diaport to Destructoid!
N-If you didn’t beat the first one, hurry up: Valkyria Chronicles 2 has just been announced.
T-A few words for a great, but not widely discussed game, Dreamfall: The Longest Journey, and the future of the series.
T-Animal Crossing = <3
T-randombullseye looks at what might’ve been the precursor to Bioshock’s hacking puzzles, Junction.
S-atheistium instantly becomes the focus of my rage by showing off the Bioshock 2 record she has procured.
L-CLICK THIS LINK FOR THE GREATEST PICTURES EVER.
L-AND CLICK THIS LINK TO INSTANTLY BECOME A PEDO.
?-Seriously, what is with this Miku chick? Is she some sort of geek goddess?
?-michi tells us about the new laptops he’s looking to possibly buy. So, yeah.
S-Hey, you guys haven’t already heard about this like a million times yet, have you?
F-Oh, come on.
F-Jesus, are you fucking serious? Get out of the cblogs, please.
F-AND HAMZA LAYS DOWN THE LAW.