Oh my God you guys. I've been waiting for tomorrow, March 31st, for fucking months. Mega Man 10
FINALLY comes out for XBLA, and I couldn't be more excited. My Mega Man tattoo is at the ready, my controllers are charged up, and I have 4 cans of Mega Man E-Tank energy drink at the fucking ready. I am very excited to play through this motherfucker multiple times over the next few days until I master it as I did with MM9
. I am way, way
to...tired to explain my enthusiasm; just know that my level of happiness will be about as much as an orgasm mixed with my enemies' heads on a pike on my lawn. WOOOOOOOO!
And in tonight's recaps, we've got pie, crackers, and jokes about Oscar Wilde to entertain you tonight. Have fun.
*- Seriously, enough with the fucking Citizen Kane shit.
*- Oh Lord that's an impressive pie-eating contest.
*- Enkido talks about the state of consoles in the industry.
M- Something about sex: OH GOD BIRDO.
M- Something about sex: Are Link and Zelda doing it?
P- The SEGA Addicts podcast records tonight. They're talking about beat-em-ups!
E- MASSIVE WALL OF PICS AHEAD: Check out Pandaloons' excursion pictures of PAX East.
S- McFearsome had a somewhat interesting run-in at a grocery store.
S- Duncor is becoming what we all fear we might become; a fanboy.
I- Everyone, welcome Stephen Gonzalez and his awesome Metroid-destroying header to Destructoid!
I- Also welcome Jon Bloodspray and his PAX East happiness to Dtoid.
R- DanielCampbell gives us his review of Yakuza 3...in video form!
T- Jackie Murray has fallen out of love with Modern Warfare 2.
T- Gamers are really just hedonists at heart.
T- God of War 3 may be pretty, but mjemirzian still thinks the combat blows.
D- Jesus: The RPG? Yes please!
L- Because of sarcasm.
L- What is this I don't even
F- "Ok, it seems I failed" is right.