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Cblogs of 3/3/10 and 3/4/10 + FIIIIYAAAAAAAAAA!!!
CblogRecaps | 10:21 PM on 03.04.2010 13 comments




Two days! One recap! Critical overload! Core meltdown! Remain calm! Head towards your nearest emergency exit! Oh shit! The exits are blocked! Panic! Everybody panic! The place is coming down and we are all gonna die! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!

System malfunction! Stop! Drop! Shut 'em down, open up shop! Everybody dance now! Call me Mr. Vain! Danger, danger! High Voltage!




*- CaptainBus's Comments of the Week!

*- Jim Sterling bangs the ScrewAttack crew.

*- Something tells me zombielifecoach is really awesome.

*- nekobun wonders if games even need sex.

*- Brandon Kelly's sex by the numbers.

*- When it comes to sex for etirflita, the journey is greater than the destination.

*- Who can say no to 100 free games?

*- Elsa has sex with her husband. That's a billion faps right there.

*- Metallion's sexy match-ups and match-nevers.

*- nekobun warns against sleeping with these people.


A- Why Sonic simply can't work in 3D.
A- Who can argue with Om Nom's logic?
A- How to punk out XBL scammers.
S- Aniwednesday was yesterday.
S- More music that makes OET happy.
S- stewie's top games evar: God of War.
M- BioWare is bungling up sex.
M- Sex in games is shallow.
M- domfreego's friend loves titties.
M- SBC Slam feels icky.
P- 321gocast 11 is old and busted.
P- Animucast is recording aboard the S.S. Minnow.





D- Dtoid shoutout in ScrewAttack vid.
S- lazyhoboguy is full of hate.
S- Wait, you're treating this like an actual blog?
S- Nukkus won Metal Slug shit.
S- Podtoid almost got TroutPhishMan fired.
S- RenagadePanda loves Fry's.
C- munnyman5 is serious about not being serious.
C- Ditto.
I- Word up, Deamios!
I- Luftwaffles just dropped the bomb.
H- larktenchi rocks a mean game center.


N- Vanquish is a robo-TPS.
N- Another Touhou shmup with a crazy name.
N- Heavy Rain = HARDC0R3 P0RN
N- Subtle "Steam on Mac" ads.
N- Ditto.
N- This Euro release list was brought to you by the number 2.
R- AndrewG009 still plays with Toy Soldiers.
R- Heavy Rain / Shattered Memories double team.
R- Dreamweaver watches Heavy Rain.
T- Uncharted 2's multiplayer penalties.
T- Khelric wants objectivity back.
T- Borderlands DLC is the tits.
T- Give motion controls a chance.
T- Daniel Andres's final Torchlight thoughts.
T- Mega Man 10 rocks and here's why.
D- PaulMode7 is feeling the development crunch with his team's game Frozen Synapse.


A- Hoygeit's Makoto fan art.
F- Even more Lost spoilers.


L- Hey! This isn't a NSMBW review! Ahhhhhhh... you! You sonuvagun, you! I see your game!
C- Work on your grammar. And punctuation. And spelling.


F- Snails.
F- List.
F- Socialist dog.
F- Getaway. More like, "Go away."
F- Don't copy-pasta from your other site.


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FPoTD



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RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2010 22:40
RenegadePanda
That video made my god damned day.

Even moreso than Bioshock 2 and Onechanbara.

I must go download every cover and version of that song now, as I only have one. Which is not enough.
Gobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2010 23:21
Gobun
I'm so homo for Domo.
larktenchi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2010 23:36
larktenchi
Thanks for the Recap!!! :)
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2010 23:47
Sean Carey
FAP THE CAPS!
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2010 00:22
Jack Maverick
Something tells me I'm going to be listening to that Fire song for quite a while.

Fap for 'caps.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2010 00:29
Elsa
That was a lot of work... much appreciated!
Fapped for caps!
Funktastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2010 01:08
Funktastic
DOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ^_^
Sean Daisy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2010 02:51
Sean Daisy
Mmmmm sweet sweet topsauce!

Well capped there Sir Stryke. Fap to you.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2010 07:50
Takeshi
Thanks for the recaps. Always appreciated.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2010 08:30
Tubatic
Fap de caps!

Man...c-blogs cranks out a lot of stuff! Its pretty impressive how little fail we have, really.
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2010 12:24
Handy
Thanks for the recaps!
zombielifecoach's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2010 16:07
zombielifecoach
Thick rich gravy...
Brandon Kelly's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2010 17:58
Brandon Kelly
My first ever blog post made Top sauce, i feel proud.
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