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Cblogs of 3/24/08 + Pendeltonisms (kinda)
CblogRecaps \| 10:10 PM on 03.24.2009	19 comments

Early recaps, because my computer is pissing me off. For some reason, if more than 2 programs are running at the same time, the laptop doesn't want to power itself. Dammit. I'd rather not bother you with my pithy problems, so let's just get to the recaps.

On today's agenda, we've got a shit-ton of Topsauce worthy blogs, religious figures in unusual places, and a surprise at the end of the recaps.

Cblog Recaps: Levitra for the soul

*-A great write-up about the interesting new gaming device OnLive.

*-Dexter brings up a good point; why is DLC ruining my perfect Achievement scores?

*-Words cannot express the beauty of these pikturs. SICKNASTY FOR PRESIDENT (that's what we're voting for, right?).

*-Remeber all those fucking amazing FF pics Togail made? Well, here they all are!

*-Gotta give love to perler beads, and no one does them better than Faith. Here's her new Earthbound collection.

*-DO WANT! unangbangkay looks at a title I haven't heard of before, Demon's Souls.

*-*flails arms wildly* HOLY SHIT A TIM SCHAFER POINT-AND-CLICK!!!

*-Equally sqee-worthy is this rhythm/shooter hybrid Retro/Grade.

*-Speaking of games I must have, here's a Fez trailer!

*-An amazing tale by thefil about how Dragon Quest 5 stirred his desire to start a family

*-And today in GrumpyTurtle's Permanent Topsauce Position, we've got the rapiest drawings of Banjo and Bowser you'll ever see.

Oddly, nothing fit here tonight. So, here's Pop-Tart Mary to entertain you:

E-Draw Bwark Kupo in a comprimising position with Banjo and Kazooie and win MS points!

E-Oh, Jesus, warn the National Guard; those DtoidBaltimore kids are having another NARP!

F-icarus took a bit to do this Gears 2 FNF recap, but it's still a great read, and much appreciated.

I-Here's Wintersocks' first blog. WARNING: Your eyes might fall out.

I-Welcome DavebubFPS to our lovely community!

B-Sweet! It's Aertyr,The Gamegoblin, and Samit's birthdays today!

R-No, he's not dying, but vonneuton is leaving the Destructoid community. Here's to safe travels ahead.

?-Count Grishnack is gonna start profiling the Comment of The Week this Friday.

N-So, The Pit Fallout 3 DLC is buggy, and Bethesda's gonna fix it.

V-A .tiff sighting, along with ep. 3 of CO-OP where they talk about the Wii.

R-Rider Chop reviews...HOLY SHIT LEGO ISLAND.

R-DerrickH, for some reason, reviews NASCAR 09.

T-Wanna get better at RE5's Mercenaries game? THEN LOOK NO FURTHER!

T-B-Radicate rants on titties and Killzone 2.

T-What will Next-Next-Next gen hold? HydroTonix has some ideas.

T-thebojangles wonders where turn-based RPGs have gone. 2 words: LOST ODYSSEY.

D-Ooo, doctor insidious is aming a game called "d", and here's some art from it.

Nothing here either. Odd. Well, here's Cat Ass Jesus:

V-Conrad humping the air and an old guy dancing. What else would you expect from Dtoid at GDC?

?-One Mr. Anthony Burch finds time out of having fun at GDC to whore out his new AMC blog post.

?-Tell UglyPhil how to spend his MS points.

?-Trev gives tips for how to keep your PS3 controller alive after the battery has died.

?-Mr. Jamie is going to Taipei.

WHAT?!!? NO FAILURE?!!? HOORAY!!!

(Pendelton21)

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18 comments | showing # 1 to 18

pendelton21

Warning: If your oul-erections last longer than 4 hours, consult an excorcist, as this could be a sign of devil possession.

doctor insidious

I have some more art for it.

thefil

cat... ass... jesus...

sickNasty

I'm just hoping for a new laptop to replace my dying PC. But hey I'll take President if you want!

Jesus H Christ

That's actually a dog's ass. I would know. Lol.

garison

thxpndltn

Ballistic

*upon seeing the picture*

Whateughwhateughwhateugh?!

*Goes to dig eyes out with a spoon*

HydroTonix

WTF where is my blog brooo. :(

garison

Ballistic, just becuase you get rid of your eyes, doesn't mean you will forget that terrible sight from your memories. You gotta gouge out your brain too!

pendelton21

"T-What will Next-Next-Next gen hold? HydroTonix has some ideas."

Oh my goodness, would you look at that! I found it!

Samit Sarkar

ZOMG WE WENT BACK IN TIME BY A YEAR!

Ballistic

Garison, I would already be ice cream scooping my brain out but since I'm blind now, I can't actually read your post so I won't think of gouging my brain out. I'll just have to live with the terrible memory in my functioning mind. And besides, it still has nothing on Earthbounderness' atomic bomb of a picture of him as Marilyn Monroe.

Takeshi

That cat is a dog.

brosef

Damn you, Pendelton. DAMN YOU!!!! *shakes fist*

pendelton21

Dammit Samit...

Also, Happy Birthday!

Qraze

that is just great!

HydroTonix

Ah I guess I missed it, sorry fella. :)

Mary Firefighter

Thanks for your patience and sorry for the inconvenience!
Best regards, Mary, CEO of small business seo and iscsi mpio windows 2008

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