I don't like to write these things unless I actually have something to say about games, and I literally played nothing over the course of the week.
However, I did get Duck Tales on the Game Boy. It amazes me how overlooked the Game Boy is today by so many retro collector types; in my opinion, it easily rivals the library of the Nintendo, is a fantastic piece of hardware, and is ultra-easy to maintain. The carts themselves have save batteries that are easy to replace with a solderless method using nothing but electrical tape. Games like Duck Tales are great ports that are not so stripped down from the original source material, and there are just a ton of fun games on the system.
But whatever. I don't care about any of that fucking shit because I found this video for you all to watch. You can thank me by SUCKING MY MANANA.