TheManchild strolled through the halls of his dimly lit apartment, pacing back and forth as he often did while singing a jaunty limerick.
"Oh me Oh my, Oh Chicken Thigh, what oh what shall I do today?
There's Game Boy games
Steam sales galore.
I could paint my face like a
or watch some eps of
He went to the kitchen to get breakfast as he often did at breakfast time. Thick mounds of butter on toast, water fresh from leaking tap, and a puff or two of month old hash after his belly was full and warm.
"Ah what I fine and glorious day. There is nothing that could be better. Methinks I shall play some Star Wars on the Game Boy before retiring for a morning nap."
As playing, a thought crept into his brain; a wormy, slithering thing, burrowing into his skull.
"OH FUCK ME I FORGOT THE FUCKING RECAPS FOR FUCK SAKES. Is it fuckin' Friday already? Jesus Christ what the fuck!"
And now I'm here.
* - Games should be fun, and it's always nice to be reminded of this once in awhile.
P - A new Pocketoid is out! Go now. NOW.
A - Peter M. is up to some Kickstarter shenanigans.
A - A deeper look at Hitman Absolution.
F - I only recently went into an FNF and TF2sdays match. Couldn't get my mic to work the first time, got told my voice was awful the second. But goddamn was it ever a hell of a lot of fun. Don't forget to donate to Swishiees TF2 server if you like what you say. Does anyone have change for a Mars bar?
T - This is cool. I never did get around to playing Echoes, but kingsharkboi did, and thinks it is underappreciated.
T - Memories of Need for Speed. I remember the original game where Denis Leary would go ape shit on you every time you lost a race.
R - Code of boobs is a titly great funbag. It breasts the competition with boob. I'm sorry. I meant Code of Princess. And it's good. Boobs.
F - Sorry, but this is a forum post. Put it there instead. And yeah, I know I'm not failing the ads anymore. I have put them in the same category as "everything ever by Karutomaru." Like that person, we don't need to give them more attention.