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Cblogs of 12/22/09 + PeNdElToNiSmS
CblogRecaps | 10:18 PM on 12.22.2009 12 comments




So I’ve been doing these recaps for over a year now, and I have to say, this is the worst night I’ve recapped. A bunch of FAIL, no sauce, and only a handful of blogs await you down below. But, I hope that you’re night can still be enjoyable. To help, watch this great Patton Oswalt act about the most depressing Christmas song ever, Christmas Shoes:





*-MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKERS.



A- Have you ever been aggravated about seasonal tasks in MMOs? SimonSaysDie sure has.

M- Love/Hate: you people make me sick.

M- Love/Hate: Borderlands hath torn my heart asunder.



S- Xzyliac explains why he hasn’t been updating his list of necessary Rock Band bands.

I-Everyone, welcome kibblechiss and his wishy-washy blogging tactics to Destructoid!

I- Also, welcome Saxopwned and his extremely busy and loud t-shirt to Dtoid.

I- AND welcome Ben Yu and his super-involved intro blog to Destructoid!

B-YaMissed2 talks about his year in gaming for his birthday. Happy B-day!



N-The pretty new FFXIV screens including, yes, breasts.

N- Wanna see some naked video game ladies?

T- Stopping just short of being interesting, KI11 SCR33N looks into why we trash talk before online games.

T-Crunshii has heard some things from the majestic East, and doesn’t want to buy Final Fantast XIII.



V-P4KO melts your face off for the holidays.



F-Stop. Just stop.

F- I’m…not really sure what’s going on here…

F-Dammit, why do we keep getting these kinds of losers ‘round here.

(Pendelton21)

FPoTD



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Mike Moran's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 22:56
Mike Moran
I've heard a lot about how incredibly awful that song is, actually.
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 23:42
GamesAreArt
Faps for caps....And I hate that song too
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 00:23
Xzyliac
Aw. I got excited when I heard there was a lot of Failtoid but only one is really bad and the rest are just spam. And the bad one isn't really that bad. Just stupid. Dammit where are my Failtoiders?

Well, good Recap anyway.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 00:36
Xzyliac
Okay I read beyond the first couple of sentences and that Failtoid is pretty golden. I retract my statement.

FAILTOID FUCKING RULES!
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 01:06
garison
D= That's terrible that the Clogs were so terrible today. We can get through this, Pendy. I just know it.
CblogRecaps's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 01:15
CblogRecaps
@garison:

In you, I find the strength to live.
Qalamari's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 03:01
Qalamari
THAT'S WHAT VIETNAM DID TO ME!

Thanks for sharing that, Mr. Oswalt is awesome. As is your recap.
Anonymouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 04:19
Anonymouse
Baby bunny claps in thanks for the recaps!

Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 09:25
Sean Carey
Thanks for sending Patton to see us through these tough times.
And all the work you put in on these!

FAP THE CAPS!
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 13:34
Joanna Mueller
I've loved that video since Samit tweeted it awhile back. There is actually a movie about that song, never watched it, but knowing it exists frightens me beyond reason.
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