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CblogRecaps \| 11:32 PM on 12.16.2008	60 comments

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING EXAMS!!!!!!!!! NO PENDELTONISMS!!!!!

(But, I must say, this has been one of the best days I�ve ever reviewed. PLEASE check out all the Topsaucetoids; they are fucking spectacular.)

*-Please, if you do nothing else today, read this story. A brilliantly-written tale of Dunkaroos, pants-shitting, and the Principal's office.

*-LittleBigPlanet makes fun of dead dogs. God damn this is funny.
*-LaxLuster talks about raising a child gamer.
*-Monthly Musings: Games that may warrant a trip to the hospital.
*-Half left is about to be the newest member of Bungie.
*-The badass that made the Mega Man 2 lyrics is eBaying his services to pay for rent. This is so sad and awesome at the same time.

S-Team Fortress Tuesday, and something about snow.
S-megatron0016 played games last week. NOW LOOK AT THEM!!!
S-dTunes with a little Fatboy Slim action.
P-FAILCAST is recording their Joyeux Noel episode tonight.

W-Nebones wins a custom T-shirt. Also, solidgoomba is selling his awesome t-shirts.
E-cannedpasta is giving away 2 copies of Gripshift.

S-flaakmonkey got a cool new laptop. Too bad I have no idea what those specs mean.
S-flaakmonkey is starting to feel the pangs of WoW withdrawl.
I-One AMAZING intro post. Welcome, Reisen!
R-R.I.P. Guy who did Meowth�s voice.
R-R.I.P. Danshir�s 360.

N-The Phantom story that was on the front page�but earlier in the day. VITAMIN AWESOME IS A WITCH THAT CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE�
N-Oh, SNAP! Gabranth is in FF:Dissidia!
N-Some Aussie Xbox 360 site calls MGS4 Game of The Year.
R-Wow, I completely forgot about this amazing Ren and Stimpy game!
R-Tell C2C Shiro what to review.
T-Spectral enjoys Prince Of Persia: You Can�t Die edition.
T-Thanks, Jugg! Now I know how to grief in L4D! Also, politics.
T-Boss strategies for WoW, and some other stuff.
T-A gallery of badass characters.
T-RAPE!
T-People are doing some crazy shit with KORG-DS.
T-If you own a PS3, get Valkyria Chronicles.

M-GuitarAtomik shows off some new gaming music album�AND HE�S ON �EM!
M-entrager finds a bitchin� chiptune Christmas album.

V-Michael Douglas tries out Home.
V-A Crash Commando video. Yeah.
V-Hey, remember when people used to break their TVs with Wiimotes?
?-Juggernaut reneges on his previous post about buying his stuff.

F-Yeah��cause looking at an achievement score is awesome�
F-As most of the commentors said, �What?�
F-Where would be an ideal place for this question? ANSWER: The forums.
F-So what the fuck are you saying?
F-No one is up for Halloween 2.
F-why did the moron decide to make a shitty Clbog?

(Pendelton21)

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MrSadistic

Hey.... great job Lt. Tuck Pendleton, I love you!

CblogRecaps

Hey, I love Innerspace as much as the next guy, but LEARN how to SPELL my NAME PROPERLY next time!

E before L, sweetheart. E before L.

MrSadistic

Sorry buddy, but Lt. Tuck PendLEton > pendelton21!!!!!!!

CblogRecaps

...I don't think we can be friends anymore...

MrSadistic

Oh, and I still love you.. but not in the way that I love Lt. Tuck PendLEton.

ahhh yeah, I'm hard

CblogRecaps

That's it! Now all my love and affection goes to Destro.

SUCK IT, SADISTIC.

nebones

wat

MrSadistic

Well this escalated quickly...

CblogRecaps

Yeah...it got out of hand fast!

MrSadistic

It jumped up a notch.

CblogRecaps

*gasp* It did, didn't it?

MrSadistic

Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!

CblogRecaps

I saw that! Sadistic killed a guy!

MrSadistic

Yeah! There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!

CblogRecaps

Sadistic, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should probably find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for rape.

MrSadistic

I'm proud of you Pendelton. You kept your head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cockfight.

CblogRecaps

MrSadistic, you have a massive erection.

MrSadistic

Oh.. uh, it's the pleats..

CblogRecaps

God, this is worse than that time the raccoon got in the copier.

MrSadistic

You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public.

CblogRecaps

I will smash your face into a car windshield then take your mother, Dorothy Sadistic, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

MrSadistic

Pendelton, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live.

CblogRecaps

From deep down in my stomach, with every inch of me, I pure, straight hate you. But goddammit, do I respect you!

MrSadistic

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there.. if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back..

I want to be on you.

CblogRecaps

When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together!

MrSadistic

What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex. You know, see what happens.

CblogRecaps

MrSadistic, there are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I'm 72 percent sure that I love you.

MrSadistic

How are you? You look awfully nice today. Maybe don't wear a bra next time. No, I was talking to you... No, not her. I don't know her name.

CblogRecaps

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right in the babymaker.

MrSadistic

Knights of Columbus, that hurt!

CblogRecaps

You know how to cut to the core of me, Sadistic. You're so wise. Like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

MrSadistic

It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice.

CblogRecaps

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? I'm not even mad, I'm impressed!

MrSadistic

They've done studies you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

CblogRecaps

...that doesn't make any sense.

MrSadistic

Pendelton, if I give you some money out of my wallet, would that ease the pain?

CblogRecaps

I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials.

MrSadistic

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it "San Diego"... Which of course in German means.. "a whale's vagina".

CblogRecaps

Tell me about it. I woke up this morning, and I shit a squirrel. I mean it. Literally. Hell of it is, damn thing's still alive. So I got this...shit-covered squirrel down with me at the office. Don't know what to name it.

MrSadistic

What? Were you saying something? Look, I don't speak Spanish.

CblogRecaps

I'm a man who invented the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

MrSadistic

I'm not a baby. I'm a man. I am an ANCHORMAN.

CblogRecaps

I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.

MrSadistic

Get out! Just go! We are through. Through... Because of your actions.. you scorpion woman!

CblogRecaps

You weren't here! Why are you being this way? Why can't you just be proud of me as a peer and as my gentleman lover?

MrSadistic

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe "diversity" is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

CblogRecaps

I read somewhere that their periods attract bears...the bears can smell the menstruation!

MrSadistic

I am completely miserable San Diego!

CblogRecaps

I woke up in this Japanese family's rec-room and they would NOT stop screaming.

MrSadistic

You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?

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