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Cblogs of 12/11/09 + Mousisms (I HATE everything edition)
CblogRecaps | 5:23 AM on 12.12.2009 21 comments



THIS JUST IN: I am no longer a member of GameFAQs! Yes, on Wednesday I logged onto the accursed site for what was to be the last time. From there, I annoyed people, acted like a jackass and caused general havoc for a grand total of 2 hours. It was the most fun I've had in ages. Later that evening, I received an e-mail saying that I had been banned, which is what I was hoping for all along. However, I will always remember the good times I had there before the place turned into the Wild West.

In other news, congratulations to Sentry and Mk for successful first recaps. It's good to have you on the team.

Why did I put the word HATE in all blogs? No idea. To start with, it was only in two, but I soon put it in all blogs for some undisclosed reason. (Psst... replace the word "HATE" with "LOVE" and everything will soon become apparent.)

And we're off... This was actually an excellent day for blogs.


*-You know you've written a worthwhile blog if Qalamari comments on it, and I HATE Qalamari. Well done, SWE3tMadness.

*-Kraid writes an awesome blog about hip-hop, and I HATE hip-hop. So you're very lucky to get topsauced!

*-Captain Opinionated is... opinionated. He also writes good blogs, and I HATE good blogs.

*-Yojimbo brings back memories for all of us, and I HATE memories.

*-Ha, this made me laugh, and I HATE laughter.

*-Chad gives us a list of his favourite Zelda games, and I agree with him mostly. I HATE agreeing with Chad Concelmo though.

*-Oh, this is wonderful, truly wonderful! I HATE Krow though.

*-Yay! BulletMagnet writes another superb Obscurer Tribune, andI HATE Obscure things.

*-Armless-Phelan writes about Sonic, and I HATE Sonic.


A-Lance Icarus tells us what he wants to see in Smackdown-vs-Raw 11, and I HATE Smackdown vs Raw.

A-Chris Permijo writes about the effect PC's have had on gaming, and I HATE gaming.

A-Shira points out ALL flaws in Pokemon, and I HATE Pokemon.

A-NO! Not the Burger King! I HATE the Burger King! Listen to me, TonicBH!

M-Satire. The one thing in this world I do not HATE.

M-I HATE Valkyria Chronicles, and apparently so does fadecy.

M-So many Monthly Musings in the LBC. This one is from NateJB.

M-How many Monthly Musings can we have in one day? Pixelpunx, I'm looking at you.

P-I HATE Failcast. And Stella, you ARE fantastic.


Nothing. I'm considering boycotting recaps unless we get some contests, and I HATE contests.


E-Klipsched announces that he is going to PAX East, and I HATE PAX East.

F-360 FNF. I too will jump on the bandwagon and say: "Fuck you, blehman. I HATE you."

F-EU FNF. Why, that Half Left.... I HATE him!

F-PS3 Fight Night. I HATE PS3's.

S-Well done, Tone! Unfortunately, I HATE racing games, so you won't see me.

S-Flamma Man is trying to make a game, and I HATE games. Good luck.


P-Volomon previews White Knight online, and I HATE previews.

T-Kavahn explains why he thinks non-linear gameplay should be an industry standard, and I HATE standards.

T-Guncannon's thoughts on the best Zelda game, and I HATE thoughts.

T-Squareman tells us why he thinks Final Fantasy X 2 is a good game. I HATE the game myself though.

$-Gemsi combines his two blogs into one tasty package, and I HATE tasty packages.


M-nekobun wraps off his week in dTunes with some of his favourite videogame music, and I HATE videogame music.

M-This is a pretty awesome video, and I HATE videos.

S-Mr Destructoid! I HATE you!


L-Haha, that piece of art is hilarious, and I HATE art.

V-Project SPF is doing something, and I HATE things.

?-Scottish people rule, I know. I also know that the language in the title is Gaelic, and I HATE Gaelic.

?-I just don't understand what all this TF2 nonsense is about, and I HATE nonsense.


F-This video is just not funny, and I HATE non-funny videos.

F-For the love of all things good, tell me you don't like Transformers. I HATE Transformers. (No joke there people.)

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Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 07:30
Kraid
<3 I hate you too Mouse XD , thanks a lot!
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 08:09
Y0j1mb0
THIS JUST IN: I'm hungry.

Good job on the recaps Mousey.
armless-phelan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 08:41
armless-phelan
I got topsauce? I don't know what to say. This is such an honour.

...

Wait a minute. What's this about not getting a tacky statue I can rub in someone's face? Great work on the recaps, though.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 08:50
Xzyliac
I HATE people who hate things.

Also, I feel like I should do the same dickery with my GameFAQs/GameSpot account. I stopped using it ages ago.
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 09:06
Arttemis
This made already-awesome recaps even more enjoyable to read. Thanks for the hard work!
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 09:43
Naim Master
I hate repetition.
Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 10:07
Andrew Kauz
I love Mouse recaps!

Or do I?
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 10:16
Elsa
I HATE awesome recaps! :)
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 10:35
Stevil
I HATE people who make the same joke again and again.

That said Mr. PORC's avatar is that of Spider Pig...meaning he hasn't been comically relevant since 1994.

Ho ho ho. Internet humour. I HATE IT! Wait, love it? No, no...hate it. That's it.
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 11:02
SWE3tMadness
I HATE people who put my blog at topsauce! :D
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 12:41
Sean Carey
Thanks for the recaps!

The Surgeon General has stated that fapping one recap a day will promote healthy reading habits, community interaction, and provide ad hoc immunization from all communicable diseases.
BulletMagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 13:43
BulletMagnet
The usual thanks, good sir. :)
Qalamari's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 13:54
Qalamari
Ouch. I know it's opposite day and everything, but seeing that in print still hurts. ;_;
Anonymouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 14:24
Anonymouse
You know I love you, Mr Squid.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 15:48
Takeshi
Penis.
Anonymouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 16:21
Anonymouse
"Penis."

As if this recap couldn't get any stranger...
pascuz46's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2009 00:47
pascuz46
Really you hate Transformers? I love them. I fucking hate the Bay movies though but the TV show and the toys were pretty kool. Anyways Beast Wars was always a personal favorite of mine. I don't Hate you for hating Transformers. :)
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2009 23:27
AgentMOO
You've got spunk, kid. I HATE spunk
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