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Cblogs of 1/27/09 + Pendeltonisms
CblogRecaps | 11:03 PM on 01.27.2009 16 comments




I must be either extremely bored, or out of my mind; I actually sat down and watched The Devil Wears Prada this afternoon. Jesus Christ. Well, I shouldn’t say I’m crazy. The main reason I was able to stand that movie was Anne Hathaway. Holy shit is she gorgeous. If you put her in a room with me and a bed, you’d need a hazmat team to clean up the mess I’d make. God damn is she attractive. Other than her, the movie was somewhat tolerable. Though, I guess any movie is tolerable when you have your pants off and the TV muted.

Enough about my disgusting sexual desires, let’s get to the recaps. In today’s blogs, we have 2 of the longest fucking Cblogs I have ever read, some news segments from various Dtoid NARP groups, and a failblog made amazing by it’s comment section.

The Cblog Recaps: Prettier than a Dolche and Gabbana handbag…OH GOD WHAT HAVE I BECOME.



*-A minor rant about RE5, with a damn funny video of Nukka Jdav looking like a girly man.

*-Take a look at the first blog under the Fail section, then read this. You’ll understand why it’s here.

*-Though this may be the War and Peace of cblogs (warning: wall of text), check out this amazing blog about the importance of Pokemon as an RPG.

*-Almost beating out the last entry in terms of length, megaStryke takes a look at video game “potential” that people whine about too much.

*-Dear Microsoft, fix your goddamn packaging.

*-RE5 = The KKK.



S-Wanna get raped by hordes of enemies in Fallout 3? Check out these PC-version mods.

S-A neat look at Samus’ powerful Varia Suit.

P-FAILCAST 25 recorded tonight. An Australian was involved.



1. These guys are 14.
2. They have this song on Rock Band.
3. Their drummer is a fat kid named Boomer.
Meet the most precious metal band ever, Crooked X.





E-TFTuesdays involving MS Paint sprays went on tonight.

E-Gandysampras is getting together a Dtoid group for City of Heroes.

E-Big news from DtoidSanFrancisco about the upcoming Wondercon and Dtoid anniversary party.

E-Hey, you dirty Canucks! DtoidToronto has some news for you, too.

E-Oh, but don’t you worry, you pretty Floridians. DtoidFlorida has some news for you, too!

S-A call-to-arms and review for a damn fine OK City arcade, Cactus Jack’s.

I-Everyone, welcome n nerd 13 to our lovely website.

H-Wedge shows off his gaming spread, tries to enter a contest a few months late.



N-With the news that Stop N’ Swop is gonna be available on the XBLA Banjo-Tooie, Necros lets you know what Stop N’ Swop is.

N-Here’s a blog about the Atlus game leaks. And here’s another one

N-Something that will probably wet the panties of many a fighter fan out there: Guilty Gear XX Accent Core announced for the US.

N-And, to wet the panties of shmup lovers, the amazing Raiden Fighter Aces might be coming state-side.

N-Woo! A great deal on an 80 gig PS3. $350, not too shabby.

V-A pretty little Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers video.

V-BraunoftheDead found something interesting in the RE5 demo…

R-A review of Castle Crashers with the strangest opening line I’ve ever read.

R- Stuart Scofield’s review of skate. 2.

R-A review of a game I completely forgot about, Mr. Bones for the Saturn.

R-A great look at the new Fallout 3 Operation Anchorage DLC.

T-nilcam calls 2009 The Year Of The Fighter.

T-Persona 3 is ruining Doomsday Forte’s life.

T-Sadly, thefil is going through the last great PS2 games he hasn’t played.

T-A look at the DS port of the PC game Jagged Alliance.

T-A look at Earth Defense Force 2017, the Showgirls of video games.



M-ChillyBilly asks a great question: has Rock Band or Guitar Hero changed your taste in music?

L-The Fable 2 Strategy Guide is shit.



V-Whaaaaaaat the fuck did I just see?

?-For all of you Retroforce Go! T-shirt owners, welkstar wants pictures of you in said shirt.



F-This is here only because the blog is shit. Please everyone, read the comments here. They are FUCKING PRICELESS.

F-Thoughts? Yeah, this is fail.

(Pendelton21)

FPoTD



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CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 23:25
CWal37
I like the double spacing on this recap. Easier on the eyes. Nice job, as always.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 23:26
garison
That intro just made recap history.
Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 23:42
Tony Ponce
My next article will be ten times as long. With blackjack. And hookers.
jediyoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 23:46
jediyoshi
Time paradox.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 00:26
pendelton21
@Cwal37:
Thank you.

@Garison:
You're goddamn right it did, Frenchie!

@Megastryke:
My penis is hard with anticipation.

@Jediyoshi:
...what?
Funktastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 00:33
Funktastic
The RE5 blogs confused me at first when I read them with 1.5 eyes, but then upon re-reading them and taking up another 30 minutes of my life . . . LAWL! =D
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 01:31
Qraze
where is Takeshi's blog? i know there was alot of blogs and clogs today but come on, its Takeshi's dtoid community made lbp levels blog and the first of many to come!

the ball has been dropped.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 01:43
blehman
Thanks Pen. I knew people would understand.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 02:40
Takeshi
Damn you Pendelton!

Here it is!
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 07:29
SilverDragon1979
Thanks for the recaps Pendelton. :-)
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 07:49
pendelton21
My most humble of apologies, Takeshi. Not sure how you slipped through the cracks, but you'd definetly be topsauce had I seen this earlier.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 08:02
Takeshi
Thanks Pen. Even late topsauce is topsauce!
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 10:07
Char Aznable
Thanks for the recap. It seems like you actually read and digested all of these blogs, rather than just listing the titles.

Damn, a lot of panties getting wet in this recap. Add that to the image of you masturbating to The Devil Wears Prada and well...I'm not sure where I'm going with this, but I like it.
SurplusGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 10:47
SurplusGamer
Woot. Nice recap and thanks for the delicious, delicious sauce.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 11:26
pendelton21
@Char:
Whoa, whoa, you're putting words in my mouth (or, in this case, penises in my hand). I never said I was masturbating to the movie. I just had my pants off.

Sometimes I just like to look at it. Revel in it's majesty, if you will.
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