Oh, sweet merciful Lord, Darksiders. Darksiders, Darksiders, Darksiders. I never thought I could have such a boner for a game. It’s just…a game made for gamers. Everything good about gameplay from fucking EVERYTHING is in here. Christ, they put a Star Fox/ Panzer Dragoon level in it, for absolutely no reason. This has been my curse, my obsession for the past few days. I'm sorry if you're not into the game, because you are seriously missing out on just pure unadulterated fun. Yes, it is buggy, and the story blows, and blah blah blah. Forget all of that; this game is just SO. FUCKING. FUN. that none of it really matters. Again, sorry to gush on about this, but…AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHRUINVOIDWALKERSAMAELKILLINGBATSAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.
While I not-so-quietly lose my sanity, let’s get to the recaps. Today, we have two Dtoid regulars hate-fucking each other over various blogs, mass killings made fun, and, of course, waffles.