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Oh man guys. Rain. It's happening. It's there. I'm here. Things are looking good. So, stuff and things. What've we got? Been listening to The Killers today which is okay I guess. I don't know what to tell you chief, I'm certainly not bringing the hater gun to bear here, but I can't say I'm as wild about them folks as a few I know seem to be. Still, they make okay tunes. CT incidentally got me back on a bit of a Hives trip which is always delightful. Gotta love the romp. But anyway, music. I've played a bit of Insanely Twister Shadow Planet. "A bit" here is somewhere in the neighborhood of two thirds of the game I guess? It's good. I'm not. I died about twenty-seven times on the title screen. It was, well, it was somewhat embarrassing. I can't give you a full review or anything half so profesh - a succinct expression of the measure of my professionalism - but here's two things. First, I'm wet for the water effects. Dunno what it is, but I find myself just splashing about like some sort of disoriented dolphin too full of hubris and tuna to stop and ask for directions. So that's nice. The puzzles though, I don't know. Some of them are really neat and on a conceptual level, the bosses are dream boats. However, others gel less well. I don't know if it's the game or - and this is a very real possibility - I'm getting dumber, but some of the puzzles just feel like things that you do rather than things that you solve. Does that make sense? That might not make sense. Listen, kids, I'm sorry. I'm writing my work term report and I'm nearly finished that same work term and I'm a little burnt out. Spare me some patience and I'll trade you some caps. * - If youre not exclusively playing DoA Xtreme Beach Volleyball, you are murdering gaming in cold blood.
* - ELSA REMAINS A GOOD SPORT BUT IS SHE REALLY A SPORT? CONTROVERSY * - Fear and delight crawl up your spine like an octopus in a bow tie and the words they are forever inadequate * - MegaMan. Still kinda dumb guys. M - "A micro-transaction system of alcoholism" is poetry in the hearts of children ages nineteen and up. Thanks djvlive.
M - Some days, DiscoStu likes his burgers made out of sushi. M - TheManchild doesn't think game studios should be an island, or develop solely for them. A - Patrick ORourke is a dude who has played some Halo. M - Zanthis brings us, among other things, TV's first stammering-and-dry-heaving flirtations with videogames. A - Hohojirozame on how ladies can sports too. M - E C Gach gives us words with numbers.
S - ManWithNoName is MALE/ADULT/HARDCORE/NO PARTNER/ROMANCE?
I - IjudeM rides the lust gurney into our neck of the woods. T - ErrolGames does a DS discourse. Lenigod says a thing that makes me chuckle.
R - Sheppy's Bag of Chips is not a new Doritos game. R - Henriquegds waves Limbo into port. S - Karutomaru bags the swag.
C - I...I guess so?
F - What, so only ladies can wear leather dress? How sexist. What if I want to channel my oomph?
F - It pains me to fail this. While you have the chance, mull the mulberry. F - Flipflops are like wearing rabid marmots on your feel. #trufacts
- Bey I am the key tied to the end of your kite FPotD (FPotD if the other one gets taken down)
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Grats for caps, also faps.
I saw what you did there with Elsa's post.
merolinaz gave us the leather dress blog and changed the way the world viewed leather dresses.
Thank you for the caps.
Thanks for the caps! (and yet another use of the "sport" term! LOL!)
Also, I wear rabid marmots daily.