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Cblogs of 08/10/2011 and Beyamorisms
CblogRecaps | 11:46 PM on 08.10.2011 11 comments




Oh man guys. Rain. It's happening. It's there. I'm here. Things are looking good.

So, stuff and things. What've we got?

Been listening to The Killers today which is okay I guess. I don't know what to tell you chief, I'm certainly not bringing the hater gun to bear here, but I can't say I'm as wild about them folks as a few I know seem to be. Still, they make okay tunes. CT incidentally got me back on a bit of a Hives trip which is always delightful. Gotta love the romp. But anyway, music.

I've played a bit of Insanely Twister Shadow Planet. "A bit" here is somewhere in the neighborhood of two thirds of the game I guess? It's good. I'm not. I died about twenty-seven times on the title screen. It was, well, it was somewhat embarrassing.

I can't give you a full review or anything half so profesh - a succinct expression of the measure of my professionalism - but here's two things. First, I'm wet for the water effects. Dunno what it is, but I find myself just splashing about like some sort of disoriented dolphin too full of hubris and tuna to stop and ask for directions. So that's nice.

The puzzles though, I don't know. Some of them are really neat and on a conceptual level, the bosses are dream boats. However, others gel less well. I don't know if it's the game or - and this is a very real possibility - I'm getting dumber, but some of the puzzles just feel like things that you do rather than things that you solve. Does that make sense? That might not make sense.

Listen, kids, I'm sorry. I'm writing my work term report and I'm nearly finished that same work term and I'm a little burnt out. Spare me some patience and I'll trade you some caps.

* - If youre not exclusively playing DoA Xtreme Beach Volleyball, you are murdering gaming in cold blood.

* - ELSA REMAINS A GOOD SPORT BUT IS SHE REALLY A SPORT? CONTROVERSY

* - Fear and delight crawl up your spine like an octopus in a bow tie and the words they are forever inadequate

* - MegaMan. Still kinda dumb guys.

M - "A micro-transaction system of alcoholism" is poetry in the hearts of children ages nineteen and up. Thanks djvlive.

M - Some days, DiscoStu likes his burgers made out of sushi.

M - TheManchild doesn't think game studios should be an island, or develop solely for them.

A - Patrick ORourke is a dude who has played some Halo.

M - Zanthis brings us, among other things, TV's first stammering-and-dry-heaving flirtations with videogames.

A - Hohojirozame on how ladies can sports too.

M - E C Gach gives us words with numbers.


S - ManWithNoName is MALE/ADULT/HARDCORE/NO PARTNER/ROMANCE?

I - IjudeM rides the lust gurney into our neck of the woods.

T - ErrolGames does a DS discourse. Lenigod says a thing that makes me chuckle.

R - Sheppy's Bag of Chips is not a new Doritos game.

R - Henriquegds waves Limbo into port.

S - Karutomaru bags the swag.

C - I...I guess so?

F - What, so only ladies can wear leather dress? How sexist. What if I want to channel my oomph?

F - It pains me to fail this. While you have the chance, mull the mulberry.

F - Flipflops are like wearing rabid marmots on your feel. #trufacts



- Bey
I am the key tied to the end of your kite

FPotD
(FPotD if the other one gets taken down)



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Gnarlythotep's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2011 00:00
Gnarlythotep
Southland Tales had its moments, but the Killers lip-sync from Timberlake is still pretty bizzarely entertaining to me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW2BYamUWME).

Grats for caps, also faps.
StriderHoang's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2011 00:14
StriderHoang
HAAAAAA.

I saw what you did there with Elsa's post.
Scissors's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2011 00:28
Scissors
Your recaps always have great summaries, what you did there with the Elsa blog genius.
bbain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2011 01:16
bbain
How could you fail the mulberry spam blog? It's like a work of modern art.
knutaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2011 09:19
knutaf
Oh man, that is a perfect description of the puzzles in ITSP. Things you do, rather than solve. I'm gonna steal that. The bosses, though, are glorious. I think we can agree on that?
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2011 09:42
Occams electric toothbrush
Duchamp gave us Fountain in 1917 and changed the way the world viewed art.

merolinaz gave us the leather dress blog and changed the way the world viewed leather dresses.

Thank you for the caps.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2011 10:13
Elsa
You failed leather dresses?? Oh my! I guess they should have included pictures though!

Thanks for the caps! (and yet another use of the "sport" term! LOL!)
Keelut2012's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2011 15:46
Keelut2012
Great caps as usual Bey ;P
Also, I wear rabid marmots daily.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2011 15:47
Mr Andy Dixon
CAAAAAAAAAAPS
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2011 21:59
ScottyG
It totes did get taken down! So thanks for the alternate FPotD! XD
Henriquegds's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/17/2011 14:51
Henriquegds
<3 Caps
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