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Cblogs of 03/17/2010 + Sykisms
CblogRecaps | 11:58 PM on 03.17.2010 14 comments




There are two schools of thought over Final Fantasy XIII. One is that the game is a linear turdpile populated by unlikable characters, driven by an incomprehensible plot which plays itself for almost the entire 40-50 hour runtime. The other school of thought is that it's a glorious game with a superbly tactical battle system. The problem is that there is very little middle ground. Having been playing it pretty much all week though let me talk about my opinion a bit better equipped and informed than I was last week. I still love it. However what I think is the best FFXIII review I've read is the review from Edge (which you can read here. Now Edge praised the latter half of the game highly but punished it in the score department for it's glacial ending and the fact that you really have to put the effort and time in to get the most out of it. I agree with pretty much all of their points, but I haven't been as annoyed by certain things. As for Jim's review though, the day it went up one Mr Yahtzee Croshaw put on his Twitter that he's doing FFXIII for Zero Punctuation next week. As much as Jim may have been disappointed and dismayed to have to rip the game up I have a feeling Mr Croshaw is already deciding which knife he's going to use.

The second part of this -isms bit was going to be a heartfelt defense of Jim Sterling, a man who I refuse to stop loving a defending even while he's ripping my puppy's limbs off but it was getting too depressing. So instead I'm going to talk about Blur. Blur is absolutely glorious fun when it works. Now with this being a beta I'm not demanding 100% working code, but the ability to connect to a game and not losing all my stats any time my connection drops would be really appreciated. The balance also seems to be fucked up the ass, the opening 20 seconds of a race determine what kind of race it will be. Will it be the '1 guy escapes the opening melee to never be seen again' or the 'everyone bunches up to create a decent race'? Most of the time it's the former, meaning that if you don't win the starting grid lottery you'll be racing for 2nd at best. The idea is pretty damn good, but the game needs a massive amount of balancing work if it's going to be any good come release.

Also played Perfect Dark XBLA for a little bit earlier, strange isn't it how you don't realise how much you've come to rely on FPS signposting until it's gone.

Oh yeah, I'm supposed to do something about Cblogs...



* -There are some golden comments here.
* - Neonie doesn't blog much, but when he can produce lulz like this...
* - The rebuttal, equally lulworthy
* - This guy has the right idea, also makes a similar point to the Edge review I linked
* - "Jim Sterling wins the lottery, immediately gives it a 4/10"
* - This is a good blog that contains the single greatest metaphor I've ever seen



A - The fine line between videogames and storytelling
A - What the 2010 IGF tells us about indie games
A - Another response to Jim's article
M - Sex is awkward
M - Sex.
S - TSP beat Spirit Tracks
S - Metallion continues to look back over the X-Com series
S - AniWednesday, supposedly vidja-related
S - JanitorShmoo is trying a new series with some final opinions on Heavy Rain
P - SEGA ADDICTS!!



E - Gobun's Deadly Premonitions contest entry, it's funktastic (entry not related to Funktastic of the forums)



B - I don't have the Birthdaytoid banner code due to the frontpage, so they're going in here, this is Zodiac Eclipse
B - VGFreak
B - Bigby
B - Nihon
B - Siegfreid
B - Walrusmustdash
B - Cypher
B - Marioland
B - Gaping Maw

E - Adopt an Avatar for PAX East
I - Ctrain's new here, and brings his opinions of Dtoid
C - Monkey King has a good rant about Nier
C - Studakris wonders about the lack of WW1 games
S - Cazza was spurned by Nintendo, serves him right for being Scottish
S - Jomonoe talks about that first ice break with a fellow gamer



N - Hmm, Rainbow 6 news in July?
N - Interesting rumour, Gamestop being bought out?
N - God of War 3 soundtracks are downloadable apparently
T - TSP's impressions of Infinite Space, a game I really want to play
R - Heavy Rain, sorta
R - Heavy Rain again, the opposite to the other one
R - God of War 3
D - Iconstyle talks about his game, he lost me at zombies



A - Lekku made some custom shirts and they look pretty damn good



? - BreakmanX is interviewing CHAAAAAAAD tonight and wants your questions
C - Yeah you're in the wrong place for this
C - Ehh, this could've been funny



F - Yeah, I'm not letting this slide
F - Bad blog, simple as
F - Preview is your friend
F - Troll be trollin'

>NJ

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Funktastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2010 01:50
Funktastic
I'm on the blogs as well jerkface!!! =P
Mark Griffiths's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2010 01:53
Mark Griffiths
Hey, is there going to be one of the 16th? I know whatever I wrote would probably end up in Failtoid (unintentional), but I messed up somehow and finished it yesterday. It maintains that I clicked go live or whatever the other day, which I don't remember doing. Anyway, thanks again for doing these.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2010 02:14
garison
THANKS KAPS
CblogRecaps's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2010 03:01
CblogRecaps
@Mark Griffiths

The 16th recaps were frontpaged due to excessive Dtoid love. They were also wrongly tagged as 17th. You can check them out here.
Sean Daisy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2010 04:28
Sean Daisy
FAP THE CAPS

Helps reduce cholesterol as part of a calorie-controlled diet!*

*Results may vary

Also, thanks for the Topsauce! Yum!
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2010 05:22
Sean Carey
Thanks for the hard work -- it is appreciated!

FAP THE CAPS!
Mark Griffiths's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2010 06:26
Mark Griffiths
@CblogRecaps: Oh I see, sorry! I thought I'd seen a different list full of Dtoid love. Good show, thanks. Fapped also.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2010 08:40
Xzyliac
These Caps please me.

Yeeaahh.
Vigilante8's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2010 10:20
Vigilante8
it's so good to see what's happening around the site, your job is great ( to me, ahaha )

fap!
Enkido's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2010 10:25
Enkido
I have a question, what exactly does the FPotD at the end stand for? I can't tell if it's favorite or fail post of the day, or am I completely off?
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2010 10:32
Occams electric toothbrush
I woke up the next day realizing I had Fapped.

I need to quit drinking so much.
Anonymouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2010 11:02
Anonymouse
@Enkido

It's "Final Post of the day". Feel free to ignore it, it's just a reference so that the next recapper doesn't recap a blog they don't need to, or worse, miss a blog.
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2010 11:48
Kyle MacGregor
Thanks for the recaps.
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