Sorry this is up late. Wait till you hear this week's excuse. I was about halfway through the recaps, when my phone rings. It's one of my friends. He says "You'd better get down here, something awful has happened."
So I rush off down to town to find that nothing has happened. All my friend wants is some money and apparently I'm the only one who has that. I angrily take out my card and put it in the ATM. The machine swallows it and won't give it back. At this point I'm raging so I barge into the bank. I start yelling at the clerk, telling them that if I don't get my card back, I'll take my service to another bank. The potential loss of a customer frightens them, and I get it back. I go back outside, pausing to punch my friend in the face, head to the nearest game shop and buy Battlefield Bad Company 2. I go home.
Also, also, I got a Twitter.
Once you look past the fail today, we had some really good blogs today. Well done youse.
*-THe Passanger loves cars.
*-Neonie hates, uh, loves us all.
*-Y'know, Gemsi always does these bargains, but rarely gets a topsauce. Time to remedy that.
*-It's CaptainBus's comments of the week!
*-Oh wow. Check out Kraid's awesome Techno remix blog.
*-Beyamor desperately wanted a topsauce, so here you go.
*-GON wants some sequels for old games.
*-DanlHaas asks why the VGA's still exist.
*-Obscurer Tribune - a safe haven from memes.
*-Crunshii warns us of Super Trolls.
A-Dinin contemplates the Deus Ex 3 trailer.
A-Redzie parodies Sterling in this "blatantly" blog
A-Novakaine is playing FF13
A-Munnyman is going further than Natal.
A-Beyamor's thoughts on this craptacular meme.
A-Ruicraverinha writes about canabalt.
M-Something about sex: Rez and playing around.
M-Something about sex: Why beat em ups are sex in digital form.
M-Something about sex: Playing with yourself.
M-Something about sex: Get your mojo working.
P-darksydex went on a podcast.
E-Go to some guy's site, leave a comment, win a Blur code.
E-Two weeks to PAX. Can you believe it?
F-Euro FNF carries on despite this nonsense.
F-As is the PS3 FNF.
S-JohnnyViral called it.
I-Welcome, Rob damage! What a day you joined!
N-Xzyliac shows us the horrors of fanboys.
N-And legendpenguin does the same, but different.
N-Firings at Infinity Ward
R-Silent hill shattered memories review.
T-PixelSith wants the next Kyle Hyde game to come out.
T-Goodgamer demands that you buy Just Cause 2 early on.
T-TrilpleZer0's thoughts on Fallout 3.
T-Johnnybryce's thoughts on FF13.
T-Mr Klinck's thoughts on DLC.
T-More FF13 thoughts.
T-Dead Rising 2 mission structure
M-Guncannon's weekly music quiz was quite hard this week.
L-The young Scot's Heavy Rain video.
L-A silly Wii peripheral, courtesy of Crunshii.
?-Techno mumbo-jumbo I can't figure out.
?-Huh? What? Huh? Buh?
C-Please add to this!
And so it begins. Let me start by saying that Totodile and its evolutions are by far the best Pokemon and nothing you can do will stop that. So here they are: all in chronological order.
EDIT: 53 blogs.
Good god alive.
1-Awesomeist kick-starts the meme with Eevee.
2-Doomsday Forte picks up a lame duck - Farfetch-d.
3-Power-glove's Snorlax makes us all yawn.
4-Then njsykora uses a Ditto.
5-RenegadePanda counters with the second best Pokemon - Magicarp.
6-Magnalon sticks up for Zapdos.
7-Pudge sends out a Lickitung.
8-Even I contributed to this giant mess.
9-chrissmith uses a blurry Absol.
10-Randombullseye SLASHES his way through this fail with a Scyther.
11-BulletTrain sends out Hakan, hey, wait a minute!
12-Sentry sends out a Jigglypuff to serenade us to sleep.
13-ParaPara king causes a thunderstorm with Pikachu
14-Wanderingpixel sends out a crappy 3rd season Digimon
15-DynamicSheep uses a punch of his hated Pokemon.
16-Tarvu says Seaking is the best Pokemon WHICH IS FUCKING WRONG
17-FalconReaper calls Blastoise a tank, uses Hydro Pump.
18-HavocFang does Drowzee.
19-Bottled Dark uses Agumon, LOL
20-ArcticFox uses Ninetails, a stunningly beautiful Pokemon.
21-Seaking? Pfft, y'all fail.
22-Vigilante chooses Gardevoir. Gotta feel sorry for male Gardevoirs.
23-Mr Kite chooses another Ditto.
24-Nic128 chooses the pedophile Drifloon.
25-Occams is in denial - we all now he loves Pokemon.
26-Crunshii sends out another Jigglypuff
27-Antwhan uses a Bulbasaur.
28-So i herd dynamicsheep lieks mudkipz
29-JTHomeslice uses Onix, calls us all bitches.
30-HerosPlayDumb posts a humourous picture.
31-FlamingBurrito uses... MissingNO?
32-Blehman uses a cheeky Spiderman joke.
33-Eternalplayer uses Porygon, an artificial Pokemon.
34-Cire is a fellow Totodile supporter.
35-AwsomeJon supports the crappy Diglett.
36-Smurfee mcgee uses the flying magnet thingy.
38-it's a trap!
41-Jigglypuff, yet again.
42-Charizard, the only good fire POkemon.
43-Not a Pokemon. Let's move on.
45-Hoot hoot. Whoohoo!
46-Ditto on the other blogs.
48-Trebz uses Slowpoke.
49-Not a Pokemon! Oh noes!
50-Best rap ever.
51-Amazed this hasn't been removed yet.
53-THE END. Thank fuck.
F-When you make a picture blog, at least make sure the pictures work.
F-This is the best piece of spam you'll see.