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Cblogs of 03/12/10 + Meme Rape
CblogRecaps \| 1:48 PM on 03.13.2010	24 comments

Sorry this is up late. Wait till you hear this week's excuse. I was about halfway through the recaps, when my phone rings. It's one of my friends. He says "You'd better get down here, something awful has happened."

So I rush off down to town to find that nothing has happened. All my friend wants is some money and apparently I'm the only one who has that. I angrily take out my card and put it in the ATM. The machine swallows it and won't give it back. At this point I'm raging so I barge into the bank. I start yelling at the clerk, telling them that if I don't get my card back, I'll take my service to another bank. The potential loss of a customer frightens them, and I get it back. I go back outside, pausing to punch my friend in the face, head to the nearest game shop and buy Battlefield Bad Company 2. I go home.

Also, Memes.

Also, also, I got a Twitter.

Once you look past the fail today, we had some really good blogs today. Well done youse.

*-THe Passanger loves cars.

*-Neonie hates, uh, loves us all.

*-Y'know, Gemsi always does these bargains, but rarely gets a topsauce. Time to remedy that.

*-It's CaptainBus's comments of the week!

*-Oh wow. Check out Kraid's awesome Techno remix blog.

*-Beyamor desperately wanted a topsauce, so here you go.

*-GON wants some sequels for old games.

*-DanlHaas asks why the VGA's still exist.

*-Obscurer Tribune - a safe haven from memes.

*-Steriotoid- Awesome!

*-Crunshii warns us of Super Trolls.

A-Dinin contemplates the Deus Ex 3 trailer.
A-Redzie parodies Sterling in this "blatantly" blog
A-Novakaine is playing FF13
A-Munnyman is going further than Natal.
A-Beyamor's thoughts on this craptacular meme.
A-Ruicraverinha writes about canabalt.
M-Something about sex: Rez and playing around.
M-Something about sex: Why beat em ups are sex in digital form.
M-Something about sex: Playing with yourself.
M-Something about sex: Get your mojo working.
P-darksydex went on a podcast.

E-Go to some guy's site, leave a comment, win a Blur code.

E-Two weeks to PAX. Can you believe it?
F-Euro FNF carries on despite this nonsense.
F-As is the PS3 FNF.
S-JohnnyViral called it.
I-Welcome, Rob damage! What a day you joined!
I-Welcome, PlayHangman!

N-Xzyliac shows us the horrors of fanboys.
N-And legendpenguin does the same, but different.
N-Firings at Infinity Ward
R-Silent hill shattered memories review.
R-Retro review.
T-PixelSith wants the next Kyle Hyde game to come out.
T-Goodgamer demands that you buy Just Cause 2 early on.
T-TrilpleZer0's thoughts on Fallout 3.
T-Johnnybryce's thoughts on FF13.
T-Mr Klinck's thoughts on DLC.
T-More FF13 thoughts.
T-Dead Rising 2 mission structure

M-Guncannon's weekly music quiz was quite hard this week.

L-The young Scot's Heavy Rain video.
L-A silly Wii peripheral, courtesy of Crunshii.
?-Techno mumbo-jumbo I can't figure out.
?-Huh? What? Huh? Buh?
C-Please add to this!

And so it begins. Let me start by saying that Totodile and its evolutions are by far the best Pokemon and nothing you can do will stop that. So here they are: all in chronological order.

EDIT: 53 blogs. Good god alive.

1-Awesomeist kick-starts the meme with Eevee.
2-Doomsday Forte picks up a lame duck - Farfetch-d.
3-Power-glove's Snorlax makes us all yawn.
4-Then njsykora uses a Ditto.
5-RenegadePanda counters with the second best Pokemon - Magicarp.
6-Magnalon sticks up for Zapdos.
7-Pudge sends out a Lickitung.
8-Even I contributed to this giant mess.
9-chrissmith uses a blurry Absol.
10-Randombullseye SLASHES his way through this fail with a Scyther.
11-BulletTrain sends out Hakan, hey, wait a minute!
12-Sentry sends out a Jigglypuff to serenade us to sleep.
13-ParaPara king causes a thunderstorm with Pikachu
14-Wanderingpixel sends out a crappy 3rd season Digimon
15-DynamicSheep uses a punch of his hated Pokemon.
16-Tarvu says Seaking is the best Pokemon WHICH IS FUCKING WRONG
17-FalconReaper calls Blastoise a tank, uses Hydro Pump.
18-HavocFang does Drowzee.
19-Bottled Dark uses Agumon, LOL
20-ArcticFox uses Ninetails, a stunningly beautiful Pokemon.
21-Seaking? Pfft, y'all fail.
22-Vigilante chooses Gardevoir. Gotta feel sorry for male Gardevoirs.
23-Mr Kite chooses another Ditto.
24-Nic128 chooses the pedophile Drifloon.
25-Occams is in denial - we all now he loves Pokemon.
26-Crunshii sends out another Jigglypuff
27-Antwhan uses a Bulbasaur.
28-So i herd dynamicsheep lieks mudkipz
29-JTHomeslice uses Onix, calls us all bitches.
30-HerosPlayDumb posts a humourous picture.
31-FlamingBurrito uses... MissingNO?
32-Blehman uses a cheeky Spiderman joke.
33-Eternalplayer uses Porygon, an artificial Pokemon.
34-Cire is a fellow Totodile supporter.
35-AwsomeJon supports the crappy Diglett.
36-Smurfee mcgee uses the flying magnet thingy.
37-TYPHLOSION!
38-it's a trap!
39-Mewtwo sucks.
40-Jynx=hawt
41-Jigglypuff, yet again.
42-Charizard, the only good fire POkemon.
43-Not a Pokemon. Let's move on.
44-Another Magicarp
45-Hoot hoot. Whoohoo!
46-Ditto on the other blogs.
47-Porygon again.
48-Trebz uses Slowpoke.
49-Not a Pokemon! Oh noes!
50-Best rap ever.
51-Amazed this hasn't been removed yet.
52-SPOINK!
53-THE END. Thank fuck.

F-When you make a picture blog, at least make sure the pictures work.
F-This is the best piece of spam you'll see.

(Anonymouse)

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24 comments | showing # 1 to 24

CblogRecaps

http://twitter.com/Anonymouse92

That's my Twitter, for those that want it.

Sean Daisy

Thank you for Topsauce, and congrats on capping all those Pokememes. I reckon Jim owes you a drink after what his Ekans fetish has put you through.

Fapdos, I choose you!

Kraid

Lmfao at the memes 53!!! Really only crap?&!

also, thanks for the Topsauce <3!

Elsa

Great recaps Mr. Mouse! (and a lot of work with that meme going on!)

.... I have to admit that I skipped most of this meme... I still have absolutely no idea about pokemon stuff... I've never played a pokemon game, never saw a pokemon TV show (except for the South Park satire) and still don't really know what they are... I'm uneducated. :(

Vigilante8

This day will be remembered!

Beyamor

Thanks for the tops, if I'd known all I had to do was ask, I would've tried that a while ago.

But y'know Mouse, if you did it for the, uh, *bribe*, you could have gotten that for free. Anytime.

And really, fantastic job wrapping up the pocket monster thing. Hey, a third of the way to 150, we did pretty good, right?

Dinin Vorta

Cheers for the recap. Though the meme was glorious, it did push my blog off the front page in about 20 minutes >.>

And 53? Jesus.

Monodi

THEY WERE NOT 151 MEMES!

phantomile

You, sir, are a saint.

Sean Carey

Recaps -- Gotta Fap 'Em All!

Xzyliac

THE END. Thank fuck.

Took the words right out of my mouth. Thank you for exploring the wreckage.

Takeshi

Thanks for doing such a great job!

wanderingpixel

Mewtwo rocks and so do Digimon. Deal with it.

BulletMagnet

Thanks once more!

Occams electric toothbrush

You're a trooper. Also, I DO NOT LOVE POKEMON!!!!

Digimon, on the other hand, is the breath in my lungs and the light in my eyes.

I apologize for helping to perpetrate this meme.

Only a little, though.

Sentry

Wow. Way to catalogue all of our nonsense. Seriously, you deserve some crazy props (see also: faps) for this noise.

Danl Haas

Yay! Thanks for putting me into Topsaucetoid! I definitely had my doubts about publishing during the pokepocalypse... Ah well. It is what it is.

Mike Moran

I think we may officially need to create a divide in the blogs for random low-effort crap like memes and places where people put a lot of hard work into their articles. It seems pretty unfair that there's a good handful of people who spent a lot of time working on their articles and they got covered in this flood. I'd think it's only fair these people who worked so hard deserve their work to be displayed a little longer.

Would probably be good for the community in general if we had a place for work that clearly had work put into it. Not necessarily the best articles, just the ones that show someone was trying to do their part in bringing something of quality to the community.

Would mean people could have their fun with memes too, sounds good. I can enjoy a good "imitate trolls" run.

Wondering if anyone else would have thoughts on this.

Neonie

njsykora

WHAAAAAAAH WHAAAAAAH MEMES.

I got into this one early, I'm proud of myself. Should've given Psyduck some love though. I would like to see a meme tag put into the Cblogs though, that way people could hide them.

Jesse Cortez

/me give Anonymouse a cookie

Niero

Haha, amazing meme week

Tarvu

My Seaking did Horn Drill 4 times in a row. AGAINST LANCE. Even if they're not generally the best, MY SeaKing is the best.

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