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Cblogs of 02/26/10 + Mouserisms
CblogRecaps | 5:32 AM on 02.27.2010 10 comments




Not too long ago, I was feeling a bit depressed. I was just moping around the house, and suddenly I got very angry. "What is the meaning of life?" I roared, smashing up everything I could see. I was about to smash up my computer as well, when I had an epiphany. The meaning of life is my c-blog avatar.

Mouser.

A wave of calm rushed over me. I instantly printed out a picture of Mouser, and made a large shrine to Him in my kitchen. I now pray to Him every day because He is basically my God, and I will do whatever He aks of me. To all you non-belivers, I urge you to change your avatar to that of Mouser. I urge you to also make a shrine to Him in your kitchen. Today is Mouser Appreciation day and we must celebrate this. If you do not, Mouser will pass bad judgement on you and bomb your house. He means business. So do it. DO IT NOW.

The Almighty has requested I do the recaps today, and because I love Him, I will do just that.



*-Heavy Rain made EDS think about stuff.

*-Uh, we get to learn what BulletMagnet does in his free time...

*-Funktastic's expertsie is collecting. Check out his collection.

*-Now I'm not normally into folk music, but Xzyliac's review has shown me the way.

*-And it's back to normal for BulletMagnet.

*-Kraid writes about Haevy Rain's narrative. SPOILERSSSSSS



A-Why does TheStolker game?
A-Sonic simply can't gorw up!
A-A Heavy Rain blog. Beware, spoilers will jump out kill you with Origami.
A-Stupid people shouldn't be allowed to play online.
M-My Expertise: The Guardian.



No contests make baby Mouser cry.



E-Meet-up in Philadelphia!
F-Euro FNF with added Hitler.
F-PS3 FNF.
I-Welcome, fitzybear!
I-Welcome, Morti!
H-Check out Dao2-SKP's totally awesome Cribtoid!



N-JesusNinja gives us some Fallout: New Vegas news.
V-Viaan got nostalgic. A video blog follows.
R-Macade Vineyard review Star Trek Online.
P-Yakulto27 gives us a preview of MLB 2k10.
T-Jazzpanda gives his view on used games.
T-Subenu gives his views on the God of War 3 demo.
$-Weekly UK bargains.



F-MLB video.



L-CSI Mass Effect funnies.
L-This was entertainning.
V-Oh wow. Check out this Big Daddy wood statue.
C-Archwright thinks we're a crap fanbase.
C-Apparently, some glitches in MW2 have yet to be fixed.
?-Kaggen had some problems with the God of War demo.
?-More PS3 shennanigains.
?-I just don't understand all this technical-jizz.



F-Blargh.
F-I'm telling Mouser on you!

(Anonymouse)

FPoTD



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Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2010 07:57
Xzyliac
Topsauce? Thanks! Mouser has shined his graces on me this day!

Praise Mouser bitches!
BulletMagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2010 09:04
BulletMagnet
Happy Mouser Appreciation Day!
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2010 10:54
Elsa
Great recaps!
All hail the mighty mouser!
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2010 11:17
Kraid
Thanks for the Topsauce Mouse!
Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2010 11:24
Andrew Kauz
Is Mouser going to PAX?
Anonymouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2010 11:34
Anonymouse
He is, but I'm not.
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2010 11:46
Sean Carey
Yes, I am the Chosen One! I will be carrying Mouser in my luggage to PAX.
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2010 13:43
Handy
Thanks for the recaps!

I must go and put all my clothes in a big pile and set them on fire now, for the mouse has spoken!
Qalamari's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2010 14:51
Qalamari
OK--- that cat-apult (LOL PUNS) picture at the end is fantastic.


...Huh? Oh right.

Hail Mouser.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2010 18:27
Jack Maverick
Fap for 'caps and loyalty for Mouser.
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