Not too long ago, I was feeling a bit depressed. I was just moping around the house, and suddenly I got very angry. "What is the meaning of life?" I roared, smashing up everything I could see. I was about to smash up my computer as well, when I had an epiphany. The meaning of life is my c-blog avatar.
A wave of calm rushed over me. I instantly printed out a picture of Mouser, and made a large shrine to Him in my kitchen. I now pray to Him every day because He is basically my God, and I will do whatever He aks of me. To all you non-belivers, I urge you to change your avatar to that of Mouser. I urge you to also make a shrine to Him in your kitchen. Today is Mouser Appreciation day and we must celebrate this. If you do not, Mouser will pass bad judgement on you and bomb your house. He means business. So do it. DO IT NOW.
The Almighty has requested I do the recaps today, and because I love Him, I will do just that.