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Cblogs of 02/05/10 + SWEET VICTORYISMS
CblogRecaps | 5:30 AM on 03.06.2010 15 comments



Nothing exciting happened in my life this week... I didn't even play that many games. So rather than make up a silly story, I present to you the greatest Spongebob moment ever.





*-5 good and bad things about TF2.

*-In the funniest blog of the day, Gobun explains his masturbation experiences.

*-Check out GrumpyTurtle's fantastic drawings.

*-More awesome artwork, this time from vice. Dtoid is a haven for great artists.

*-Gatorsax wrote an awesome blog on why Portal 2 is not like Bioshock 2.

*-Hooray for the Obscurer Tribune!

*-Two bad trolls, AVOID AVOID.

*-A completely awesome MM by Richard Blaine.



A-Bev is still alive, and she was on a podcast with other Dtoiders.
A-Om Nom wants to know why he feels so attracted to Dtoid.
M-Something about sex - The case of Jack.
M-Something about sex - Gabe Newell.
P-Darksy went on a podcast to discuss Mega Man 10.



E-Hilarious PAX East contest entry.
E-vApathyv wants you to sing for a code.



F-The usual Friday FNF, but Takeshi became ill. Do get well soon!
F-Minecraft FNF.
S-That1dude made his own computer, which is pretty awesome.



N-Some news about MS points for original Xboxers.
N-EA's license with the NFL will soon expire.
V-Some GOW3 gameplay. Spoilers.
R-Heavy Rain review with spoilers.
R-Excellent Mega Man 10 review.
T-CheddarOTW writes about the best game ever made.
T-A good old rant about collectibles.
T-Rhythm games made TonicBH listen to music again.
T-MICROSOFT FAILED US!
$-Gemsi Bargain time.



A-Fozzyozzy did a Ronald McDonald-Luther MS paint job.
M-Xzyliac reviews Tourist History.



?-Buh?
?-Whuzza?
?-Wine...tasting?
C-Punctuation is your friend.
C-SCAMS! PLANS!
C-Moaning and groaning about Live.



F-RANDOM LINKS!Must not click!
F-Enkido is back. That is all.
F-What is going on in this blog?
F-Fuck you and fuck off.
F-Birthmark Destructor. You know what to expect.



So we had a small meme today. What happened was that some idiot wrote a "Dtoid sucks" blog. Fortunately, two amazing people were on hand to humiliate him. Well done Wanderingpixel and Neonie.

1-WanderingPixel dreams a dream.
2-Neonie dreams a dream.

(Anonymouse)

FPoTD



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RichardBlaine's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 05:59
RichardBlaine
Thanks so much for the Topsauce. Glad you enjoyed it.
Gobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 06:35
Gobun
Thanks for topsauce.
I'm glad to know my shenanigans brought people laughter.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 07:20
Monodi
I wish today's music was as manly as 80's rock
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 07:32
wanderingpixel
Just doing my part for the Dtoid army.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 08:19
Xzyliac
I met the dude who wrote and performed that song. He rolled through Baltimore a while back. He was a pretty rad dude if I do say so myself. My little bro was with me and he was like "OMG you're the guy who made the SpongeBob song!" and the dude was just ridiculously nice. I think he stopped recording though. Bummer.

Thanks fo' the 'caps Mouse!
Guncannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 08:34
Guncannon
I think it's time to restart this CblogRecap category for BirthmarkDestructor:

"Stop Sucking
Names of people that won't be linked because they broke the failmeter. It's very hard to make it on here. It's also very hard to get off of here. You won't make it on the list simply posting failblogs all the time. This is reserved for people who are just here to troll or be offensive. This is the only category you don't want to be in because it essentially means you are a douchebag."

I think it's deserved since not only does he continually post failblogs, but (having checked) almost all of his comments are trolling people (insulting the Wii) or being offensive (using the term "furfag", "weeabo", etc.).

Of course, calling out his extreme failness will probably only make him happier. However, not linking to his posts will limit how many people read his rubbish.
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 08:48
njsykora
@Guncannon

We had that idea in the Recap Tower for other trolls but decided against it because it would mean leaving blogs out of the recaps. Just ignore it.
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 09:15
Sean Carey
Thanks for the Anonycaps!
BulletMagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 09:41
BulletMagnet
Thanks as always!
VGFreak1225's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 10:02
VGFreak1225
BEST. SPONGEBOB. EVER.

Thanks for the recaps!
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 10:15
Elsa
LMAO... love that cat/mouse pic!!

Thanks for the caps Anonymouse!
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 10:17
Handy
Thanks for the recaps!
Zeta Crossfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 10:46
Zeta Crossfire
I actually got topsauce? Wow thanks man, agree with the fails...
Qalamari's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 15:32
Qalamari
Sweet victory indeed! Now THAT is a power ballad.
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 23:32
gatorsax2010
Ooh, my first TopSauce! Thanks! :)
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