So I thought it would be fun to do my caps after the Super Bowl so my gasms would be topical... I got nothin. I enjoy watching the Super Bowl less every year. It always seems to become more of the same few companies advertising due to what are prohibitive costs. I was just in it for the beers.
BUT HOLY FUCK SEINFELD!
It was perfect. Purely because of how unspectacular it was. Many were disappointed with the fact that nothing really happened, which makes me wonder if they've ever seen the show in the first place. That's the point. It's a show about nothing.
Also, favourite Super Bowl nickname: Super Bowl CDXX (420)