Holy Crap!!! What the hell am I doing here? I gotta lay off the booze...
Oh, wait, no...I'm not gonna be around tomorrow, so I'm taking over tonight's recaps, and Dragon will, once again, grace us with his presence tomorrow.
So, every year, around this time, me and my friends have a shitty horror movie night. Tonight, we enjoyed the pleasures of "Fear of Clowns" and "Trailer Park of Terror". Now, the first one is porn-script-worthy, with the worse acting I've ever seen, and even worse props. Unfortunately, there's only a short boob shot, so not much TNA to be had. "Trailer park of Terror," though, was fucking amazing. If you wanna see someone die by Chinese massage, deep-fried alive, and participate in a ZOMBIE DEMOLITION DERBY, this is the movie for you.
ONTO THE RECAPS! Tonight, we've got a few reviews for that odd Doritos game, 2 jackasses making GOTY lists, and another entry into the amazing Cblog that is Tehmntlion's blog.