Holy Crap!!! What the hell am I doing here? I gotta lay off the booze...
Oh, wait, no...I'm not gonna be around tomorrow, so I'm taking over tonight's recaps, and Dragon will, once again, grace us with his presence tomorrow.
So, every year, around this time, me and my friends have a shitty horror movie night. Tonight, we enjoyed the pleasures of "Fear of Clowns" and "Trailer Park of Terror". Now, the first one is porn-script-worthy, with the worse acting I've ever seen, and even worse props. Unfortunately, there's only a short boob shot, so not much TNA to be had. "Trailer park of Terror," though, was fucking amazing. If you wanna see someone die by Chinese massage, deep-fried alive, and participate in a ZOMBIE DEMOLITION DERBY, this is the movie for you.
ONTO THE RECAPS! Tonight, we've got a few reviews for that odd Doritos game, 2 jackasses making GOTY lists, and another entry into the amazing Cblog that is Tehmntlion's blog.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD RECAP!
*-Damn good review of Crackdown. Not bad for a first-timer!
*-Part 3 in LaxLusters "Raising a Gamer" series. Fucking fantastic.
*-Once again, fucking Tehmntlion makes ANOTHER brilliant blog.
A-Some dick makes a horrible, god-awful GOTY list...AND FORGETS TO INCLUDE ETERNITY'S CHILD!!!What the fuck?!!?
A-Dan Gah-Lei wishes you a Merry Christmas.
A-Now THIS is a pretty good GOTY list by Y0j1mb0.
P-The College Gamer Podcast Ep. 4 records tonight.
E-dvddesign is starting up his Achiev-A-Challenge again. Check out the blog for more details.
E-A beautiful entry into the Dtoid Persona 4 contest.
E-And another equally awesome Persona 4 contest entry.
S-What'd You Get, which is gonna be fucking HUGE next week, what with all the Christmas gifts.
S-dTunes with motherficking cKy!!!
I-Togail has just entered the lobby.
B-Happy "pushed out the vagina" day, Mr. Dillinger!
B- Also, a happy birthday to jackal27, one lucky 21-year-old.
N-A little info on SFVI and the D-pad accompanying it.
N-For all you Goozex...ersout there, they're having a 50% off sale on their gift cards.
N-Play.com has some sort of bitchin' sale going on.
N-Someone found an interesting little countdown clock for Prototype.
N-HOLY SHIT AMATEUR SURGEON IS OUT FOR THE IPHONE!!!
R-Rider Chop gives us a HUGE review of a shooter you've probably never heard of, Musha Aleste.
R-A review of that one Doritos game, Dash of Destruction.
R-...and another Dash of Destruction review from C2C Shiro.
D-GRR SOMEONE PATCH LEFT 4 DEAD GRR.
A-Cute little Wii Fit art. Nicely done, chap.
A-A Mr. Matthew Blake shows off some artwork as a Christmas present to Dtoid.
A-A beautiful tribute to that game that you see advertized everywhere, EVE Online.
?-PuppyLicks gives us tidings of good cheer and gaming tattoos.
V-Video of a beer pong tournament...for some reason.
V-An 8-bit Christmas greeting (and complaining about people not caring for C64).
?-COME PLAY PSN WITH DUDEMULLET.
?-This Week In Gaming is taking a hiatus this week.
F-Probably should put this in the forums.
F-Why are the Wikipedia nonsense comments better than this whole blog?
F-Time for you to go to the forums to find gamertags.
F-Someone using the Luc Bernard school of thought for Crash Commando
F-Hey, I know you've been gone for months now, but can you please fucking leave again?