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Cblog Recaps of 02/19/14 and BOYSHORTISMS

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Well, I did it. Or maybe it's actually the second time I've done it but it still feels good.

I bought my girlfriend some underwear.

Mind you despite going to Vicky Secret, I didn't buy anything lacy as shit. Actually, I got her a pretty comfy bra. But I didn't go to that massively PINK place where they emblazon PINK on girls' asses for comfy. In actuality, this gift for her is a gift for me. My birthday is fast approaching on March 11 and this has got to pay dividends. STOCK MARKETING FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

A thong? Look, let's just say I am a civilized barbarian. If I'm going to crush my enemies, I'm going to do with honor. I ain't gonna stab them and twist it while I'm at it. So I'm not going to put my girlfriend through wearing one of those things.

I actually learned what hip huggers are. Panties curved so that they're still panties but you see a lot more cheek. I learned something that day.

Actually, I'd always wanted to see my girlfriend wear boyshorts style panties. They look friggin cute on her anyways. But there's such a charming way about boyshorts on a girl. So playful and cute!

I got her a Perry plush from Phineas & Ferb. You know, that green platypus that sometimes wear's a fedora and kicks some old guy's ass because he's kind of evil? Green, has a beaver tail, bugged out eyes, makes weird noises? Basically me. Weird. I got $20 on the Nintendo eShop because she knows me. Only question is, what should I spend it on?


What indeed

I haven't played Mario & Luigi Dream Team yet. I know its got mixed reviews but it's still Mario & Luigi after all. I wonder what else is there on the e-nevermind I'll just get Dream Team.

But if you have a better idea, I'd be open to it. What am I gonna do? Play Bravely Default?

Yes. Yes I am.


* - We have feelings about linking and cross-posting but Jigger Jagger Javving Gravning's post on KillScreen about games leaking us homosexual characters is a fine read

* - Ah ha. I had an unexpected chuckle. Sorry everyone.


M - What the heck is the present anyways? Tonesworth is presently got a good band going on

A - PC gaming master race's PC gaming master race guide to building a pisces gaeming maestro rass machine, by Travisly TouchingDownings Jr.

A - Did you go to Indiecade? NANASHI DID.

A - Twitch plays Pokemon. It's important you plebs. Xero thinks so anyways.

P - COCKS 4 by Benjamin Diskeezy





D - Dicks is going to Idaho

C - Dtoid needs some goddamn discourse. Think about it!


R - Spence Lord legacy reviews Illusion of Gaia

V - From Saturn, Mikki plays Punch-Out, unbeknownst to him that Little Mac was coming to Smash

R - Last of Us review





C - He responsible for Irrational's closure I guess?


F - Holmes, UPVOTE APPROVAL MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME


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