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C-blogs of 9-28-09 and Qalamarisms
I thought I was getting off light tonight, but-- What's that you say, Admiral?
It's a trap? Why, whatever do you mean?
Ohhhh. Undocumented feature GET!
Oh well. At least I caught it before this post went live. I guess that all Haiku version of the recaps I was gonna do will have to wait.
Recaps are below.
Writing haikus isn't hard,
just time consuming.
Blehman reveals the SECRETS behind everyone's favorite geriatric samurai. Somewhere deep in North Carolina, a man sits weeping silently into his luxuriant beard.
Got a case of the Mondays? WalkYourPath has the cure.
Say Hi to Kauza's mom, won't you?
Pascuz46 posted a link to something Hive's been working on for a long time. This.... is impressive.
Subenu's Videogame Canon is a work in constant flux, but here's what the forum folks have come up with so far.
SilverDragon learned how hard it is to be mean over the last week.
Macaratti DOES IT WITH FURY when talking about his personal hero, Godzilla.
series takes the gaming news of the future and puts it in media style of the past. Somehow, it works.
Psst. What'd You Get? Keep it quiet. No, you have it all wrong. It's not me that wants to know, no no. It's NihonTiger90. That's right. Keep it under your hat. He has ears everywhere.
last week. Pity him.
ShadowKatRegn's tribute to the Forgotten looks at a game inspired by the works of Edgar Allen Poe.
episode 10 is recording tonight, with special guest Morgan Webb!*
Boomsling is inviting all Destructoid members to play
for a chance to win some SteelSeries 3H headphones.
Destructoid Artisans would like you to show your love of SCUMM to win... well, click and find out.
Phalanxx is giving away a Johnson.
NinjaCameraman got an offer he couldn't refuse this week.
Garganroo's been displaced by a real mother of a storm. If you can help, I'm sure he'd appreciate it.
Solgrim just celebrated his first Destructiversary. Glad to have you.
Xyzliac wanted some advice on a spending conundrum.
Welcome to Destructoid, Jinrai.
Greetings to DrCGP, who claims he's a real Doctor. Unlike Dr. Mario. Or Dr. Tran.
RAB's hyped for the new Street Fighter announcement, whatever it might be.
Oh look! That's what it was.
Hairy shark confirmed for
Oh, wait, no.
For Hriki, Steam may be the answer for acquiring lesser-known titles that are refused classification in Australia.
That chiptune version of "Red Red Roses" is dead sexy.
NIGHTMARE 41 reviewed a few headsets meant for use with your consoles.
Biowisp has been enjoying
and thinks you should give it a chance.
Roager enjoyed the featured Indie Nation game
enough to do his own review.
Oh, Sanious, of COURSE Capcom is gonna milk
Street Fighter IV
until the udders are blackened and shriveled. Look at how many versions of
Street Fighter II
are on the Virtual Console if you need any further confirmation.
Sparroo's easy to please, asking for things that have already been added to
Gran Turismo 5.
Calebyte's noticing there's less time for games just as you start making enough money to buy them yourself. Sucks how that works out, doesn't it?
I'm not gonna lie... Togail's latest is freakin' me out a little.
If you like bright colors and cute game controllers you should have a look at this poster Axor made.
Balzac. (Uncontrollable giggling)
A remake of
Nightmare on Elm St.?
Is nothing sacred? Well, Freddy isn't, that's for sure.
Handy went looking through gaming's recent history to find some characters who share his native land.
My favorite wasn't mentioned, but you can see it
With two weeks until the release of
Tim Schafer has had a little time to reminisce. Mooks brings us the link... this is good stuff.
I've got nothing against anyone who loves
I don't think you'll find many here who do.
So, what would happen if a team of gaming's all-stars faced off against Samit's beloved New York Yankees? GTMoney has the answer.
Segata Sanshiro was the best marketing campaign Sega ever came up with. Truly deserving of the very first "Badass of the Month" award.
How to make fake blood shoot out of people. Just in time for Halloween!
This is kind of all over the place. You're presenting yourself as a psycho but doing "hard" gaming news. It's a little tough to follow.
Getting caught fapping to your own post isn't just masturbation; it's narcissism.
I feel like a pear with a giant mouth.
Not seeing the point of this, other than to try to pick a fight.
Don't say what you're gonna do. Just do it.
*No, not really. You crazy? She's in Japan, for one thing.
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