Everyone knows the original Power Rangers
theme song, right? How many are you are familiar with the new themes from later seasons? Thanks to the Disney Channel (as well as having a four-year-old cousin who watches all the shit I watched as a child), I've sampled a little of just about every season of the series, and I gotta say... I dig the theme songs. Sure, they're the cheesiest of cheese and sound like they were all recorded the same afternoon by the same group, but I love that butt rock garbage! I love how there is some mandate that the lyrics contain the same "Go! Go!" chant in every incarnation. It's a carry-over from the Fox Kids days, I assume. Ever realize how every Fox Kids cartoon theme song mentions "Go! Go!" or "Gotta go!" or some other permutation? So damn lazy.
The Rangers will be coming back soon, this time on Nickelodeon, and I can't wait to see what schlock they cook up this time! I'm dead serious, though. If someone today offered me a role of a Ranger in an upcoming series, I would say, "Fuck yeah!"
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*- SHARKTOPUS! I love how every woman has the same canned scream!
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