There was a wedding this past weekend. I was in attendance. I snapped this adorable yet blurry cam photo of Anthony sitting on Ashley's lap. Something is wrong with that scenario, but that just makes it all the more endearing.

Next week is E3. I can't go. No one invited me. I have to sit at home while my former best buds Andrew and Sean go galavanting and networking with important industry types. But I'm not bitter, yes, I am. And I don't hate them for it, yes, I do. Florida sucks. Arizona's 110 degree weather felt refreshing compared to the stifling Florida humidity. Plus, there are lots of horses in my town and it smells like horsesh*t whenever there's a strong breeze.

Who wants a new roommate? I'll service you sexually.




*- Alex Barbatsis cranks out a chill music video for a sweet Zen Albatross jam.

*- Beyamor is better than FPSes and RPGs combined.

*- Solgrim, you win. Perfect. Tee hee hee hee hee! Yatta!

*- "The Gamer" is dead. Long live "The Gamer."

*- There's a link between video games and strip clubs. Well... alrighty then!

*- GoldenGamerXero can't go to E3 and neither can I.

*- CharlieKun's brother helped him escape. The pics make you go, "D'AWWWWWWWWWWW!"

The post in this slot initially escaped my copy-pasta radar. Down it goes.

*- The Burch-Davis wedding was great, and Gobooooon is a Lying McLiarpants.

*- Kinjiro talks about habits. While he's naked. Hot.

*- I listened to "Up, Up, Down, Down" and am now a fan of Kirby Krackle. Thanks, Scion of Mogo!

*- LawofThermalDynamics, the awesome community interviewer, has an important PSA for y'alls.


A- Did a game you don't like sell a bunch? Gestault says, "Deal with it."
S- BenHaskett's "Dragon Questing" returns!
S- The second installment of Lazaro Cruz's "NetHack Adventures."
S- In the first part of a new series, Mario may be playing for the "other team." Wink, wink.
M- See, guys? Party games ain't so bad!
P- Animucast is recording and I've got nothin' witty to say tonight.
P- Save and Reload is another podcast. I can't keep track of these anymore.
P- 321GoCast 0. Great. Now podcasts have prequels.





E- Fun stuff this week. I won't be there.
E- Super Street Fighter IV tourney over in San Rafael this Saturday.
S- StumpFreak is hitting the backlog so hard.
S- Afrocious is barrelling through Demon's Souls a second time.
S- knutaf is a beast at Bayonetta.
S- The OG Xbox joins lazyhoboguy's gaming setup.
I- Hello, MKSKILLZ16!
I- Well, ElectricTapir, make sure you ease up on pimping your other page, okay?


N- Daisuke Ishiwatari totally plans on ending Guilty Gear someday.
N- Team Fortress 2 is finally on the Mac.
N- Welcome new galaxy this week in Euro releases.
T- So there's gonna be this book, 1001 Video Games You Must Play Before You Die.
T- Splinter Cell: Conviction totally flaked out emotionally.
T- iPad haterade plus E3 predictions from Slade23.
T- rocknerd <3 Alpha Protocol
T- Rock Band 3 wish list.
T- Solgrim says, "Buy NeoGeo Battle Coliseum, f*ckers!"
T- HawkeyedOne was pleasantly surprised recently while playing Shin Megami Tensei.
D- Agent Oli is working on an ambitious autobiographical game.
D- alexandersshen made a nifty Snake clone starring Ekans.


A- Check out these sweet works out of the 360's Graffiti LIVE! app.
F- Thoughts on the Mortal Kombat film pitch.


R- Who wants to send a self-portrait into space?
R- Kytherno reviews the iPad.
C- I don't like seeing these articles, especially so far into the generation. I'll cut you some slack this time.
?- Yo, DJ, bust a move?


COPY-PASTA- I had to move this down below once I realized it was a Bitmob article..
F- Get the f*ck out, my lord.
F- Tweet, tweet.
F- Seriously, get bent, my lord.


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