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C-Blogs of 4-05-10 and Haikuisms
CblogRecaps \| 11:14 PM on 04.05.2010	13 comments

It was a light day today. What say we try that all-haiku recap I talked about once? Since BBcode won't allow hard line breaks within a link, please accept these asterisks in place of the return key.

*-Stevil analyzed * why space marines in our games * are missing the point.
*- A lament aimed at * lessened masculinity. * Duke deserved better.
*-Beyamor wrote that * games should be more like B.K. * Hold the tomatoes.
*-On the other hand, * Tubatic thinks finds skipping wrong. * Point and counterpoint.
*-Defying attempts * to categorize, this blog * is freeform goodness.

A-Mort freakin' loves him * some Jet Grind Radio and * it's quite infectious.
A-Ben Stoddard warned of * Mass Effect 2's story spoiled. * Sorry, didn't read.
S- Alakaiser's blog * raises a simple question: * Is your name Samit?

W-Justice won some swag. * Pheonix Blood got kicked upstairs? * How did I miss that?
E- Pandaloon went with * a classic movie poster * to win Just Cause 2.

S-Bakasama wrote: * PAX East was amazing, but... * Next time, meet Destructoid.
D-Agius met up * with members of Destructoid * at Wondercon. SHARK!
I-Welcome O-B-C * who shares some artwork with us * plus Kim Bauer's flesh.
B-Here, Wilbo wishes * Genki-Jam Happy Birthday. * This poem was easy.

N-SnatchTease thinks that this * has something to do with games. * I must disagree.
R-Kraid's review: The Red Star * is vastly underrated. * Linde would approve.
R-Karutomaru * reviewed N S M B Wii. * Alone, it would seem.
T-Neomimic's thoughts * help prioritize his life. * Cat before games? Nahh.
T- Kim Fidler wrote this * to say she has a problem. * I had the same one.
T-This guy tried to bone * all aliens in sight. Is * Shepard's first name Kirk?
T-Katamari is * one of those games that doesn't * bear analysis.
T-Om Nom on Souls wept * while watching Pok�mon, and * he is still a man.

M-Vanilla, chocolate * music mashups: I wonder * where's peanut butter?
S-BatteryHound got * a brand new PStriple. * Congratulations!
S-Nilcam's arcade stick * suggests the Neo-Geo. * That will look quite rad.
S-Another update * On Nilcam's stick. It looks like * something from the past.

L-RenegadePanda * Puts FK in your coffee. * This is kinda weird.
L-No, silly Wilbo. * Everyone knows by now that * I run Pok�town.
V-Just Cause 2 looks fun. * Maxamas makes videos. Wow, that had to hurt.
V-Just Cause will be used * to blow things up real good for * many years to come.
C- I really do wish * You'd stop dumping other blogs * here. It's very gauche.
C-No, seriously. * Please be cutting that shit out. * Next time will be fail.

What is this? No Fail?
My heart leaps; it's glorious!
Recaps at an end.

Yes, that's Tom Wilson from the Back to the Future movies.

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(Qalamari)

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13 comments | showing # 1 to 13

RenegadePanda

I stared at 'Haikuisms' for a good 5 minutes before I realized it wasn't a mistake.

I need to go to bed.

And holy crap, my thing didn't fail! Awesome!

Kyle MacGregor

So many c-blogs.
Posts that I read every night.
Thank you for these 'caps.

Alakaiser

Pardon the newbie
My writeup is confusing
What about Samit?

Qalamari

Sorry Alakaiser, that was one of the ones I think I kind of forced. The site's sports editor is named Samit Sarkar, and he's well known for being a proponent of sports games, even though others make fun of him for it. I saw the paralells in your own article and went for the joke that perhaps Samit was posting under your name. Unfortunately I just didn't express it that well in 17 syllables.

Also, I forgot a Simpsons quote tonight, so two next week. Don't knock yourself out looking for it, folks. It ain't there.

Alakaiser

Ah! No worries. Still learning the ropes around here. And making haiku for that many different topics is no meager feat. Kudos, as always!

Sean Carey

fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap caps.

Occams electric toothbrush

I said a fap the fappie the fappie
to the fap fap fop, and you dont stop
the fap it to the fap fap fappie say up jumped the fappie
to the rhythm of the fappie, the beat

Kraid

I fapped to the bro

Elsa

Thanks for the caps... already opened a few blogs I missed!

Caspulex

A-Ben Stoddard warned of * Mass Effect 2's story spoiled. * Sorry, didn't read.

Mass Effect 2's story spoiled is eight syllables.

I think.

Mark Griffiths

I'm too tired to realise these were haikus. Good show.

Fapped for 'caps and creativity.

Qalamari

Mass (1) Ef(2) fect(3) two's(4) Sto(5) ry(6) Spoiled(7). FACE!

Mark Griffiths

That's how I read it. Though some people say spoiled with 2 syllables sometimes, I suppose. spoy-ulled. Maybe.

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