Nascent plans like vapours have drifted long and far, coalescing with the steadied care of tempered ambition. The subtle discourse of gentle zephyrs has gathered these cottony plots, machinations wafting together on the breeze, slowly building to a furious storm head.
And now, now my surging multitude, my scurrying masses, the obstructions before me have evaporated, carrying me ever upwards in their wake. Here I float, above the modest earth, higher than the greediest mountain's peak. With all the boundless power at my stead, I look down on your piteous works and know that I am now forever beyond you. My laughter is the peal of thunder on the wind.
Cast your eyes skyward and know that your heavens were a lie. This world and everything in it is mine at last. Judgement is at hand. The tides of sorrow will wash upon your luckless shore.
Do you feel that? That cold, all-pervasive damp? That is the wild tempest of unending tears on which I soar. My reign has come at last.
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* - Michael Carus gives up some words about anti-game activists.
* - ScottyG gets the tops for a ghost that turns tricks or some such.
* - tsunamikitsune shares the smiles.
* - ChillyBilly gets a package from Lenigod, presumably couriered by girafacorn.
A - Jomonoe gives Platinum the gold for Vanquish.
S - Manasteel makes me feel embarrassed by my lack of comic knowledge, but writes a lovely blog.
M - Ali D isn't the only one who keeps coming back to ice cream trucks.
C - The latest installment of Rexwolf Trivia demonstrates that Occam's razor might seek the simplest answer, but his electric toothbrush gives the quickest.
I - Phil0926 launches himself into the flames.
T - Lord The Night Knight makes like his avatar and gets moving.
R - Gunsage gets down and dirty with the FPSs of '94.
V - Gunsage shows us that the horror of Mario isn't relegated to Birdo alone.
T - XandTheMan joins the rest of us in talking about his mom. Woah.
T - Sheppy weaves a tale of twists and turns and collector's editions.
T - cloneman reflects on Sony's rich console experience.
V - MowDownJoe Let's Plays VVVVVV. Have you ever seen Joe's mustache? I'd play that.
M - Torzelan makes what I can only assume is beautiful music.
A - Raveness42 raps about floating corpses.
A - ekoala2002 pimps Luibie. Uh, Zomigi. Listen, it's a zombified Mario brother and it's fantastic.
A - mitchloidolt writes an underwhelming blog, but draws in this recapper with the fantasy of a Pacbike.
R - Epic gets games, avatars and diseases.
C - Leon Field, you got yourself a wonderful name, but you're gunna have to back that up with more substantial blogs.
? - Crunshii gets burned by Amazon, swears vengeance.
R - Law writes a thought blog. And I love him.
F - Sorry Rick, you and your trained marketing troll find no favour with me.