Well aren't you a spunky bunch today? Between celebrating St. Fool's canonization and Dtoid going Redditoid, y'all seemed to be having quite a larf. With the day winding down, and the delicious half-price Easter candy tempting us all, let's have a rest and a reflect on what this day is really about. I don't know what that is, but someone might. Reflect on that very likely half-assumption.
I was kept fairly busy with the CAPS, partially because there were more blogs than usual, and partially because it was hard to keep track of them, because of Redditoid's stupid voting thingy. Shit jumpin' around and whatnot. So I haven't had a lot of time to think about isms. I played some games, but really, I've just been meditating on the MGSV trailer and playing that Garbage song over and over. Extraordinary people.
I don't know what I'd do without Kojima. Well, I do, but I will still be sad. Perhaps one of the most important people in the gaming industry ever. Anywhere ever.
April CAPS bring May FAPS
* - ShadeOfLight delves into the only MMO to truly get it right(in his eyes): Rakion. Will we ever see another Rakion?
* - Sweaty Dungus models for his drunk father.
* - FOR DOYLE
* - No one stop him now.
* - Johnny Luchador a.k.a. America's National Treasure reviews the much-anticipated Grand Theft Auto V. I, for one, am even more excited!
A - *SPOILERS* VredeGaming tries to make sense of Bioshock Infinite. Incredibly spoiler-heavy, guys. *SPOILERS*
A - DaviesAntony loves platformers (good man,) and shares the what & why of a few of his favorites.
A - dunnace copypastas the FUCK out of his Top 5 Least Anticipated games of 2013. Pretty funny, yo.
A - Kyle MacGregor is the voice we should all be listening to. A revolutionary of his time.
C - VredeGaming is giving away Bastion on Steam. Watch a video:win a thing.
C - Sir Davies' AMA. I would have failed, but he had to leave to masturbate. I can respect that.
C - Chris Carter's AMA. Ask him why he plays too many videogames!
C - Gobun's AMA. Ask him about his balls. And spelling. Then downvote his answer.
C - Epic-Kx's AMA. Ask him about fab manga men, or his fine silkiness.
C - JohnnyViral's AMA. Ask him about his anger, or running long. Or how he is cool & shit.
S - Occams has a short one, but it's his four-year Fooliversary!
C - long john fucks up some cookies. I've been there, man. Go hug this poor bastard and look at his gifs.
V - Indie games are dead. So is Joshua Derocher.
T - Retrofraction does not think Mechwarrior Online handles F2P properly. Do you agree? Wrenchfarm?
N - Saya No Uta is finally coming out guys! I actually don't exactly know what that is. So someone please explain it to us!
T - Bryson Baker has some weirdly-formatted thoughts about Watch Dogs.
D - Marcell Borges Mota is pimping a Kickstarter which I assume he's involved in.
V - New Killer Is Dead trailer is fucking glorious.
A - I don't know who Michael Towns is, but I like the cut of his jib.
A - ninjapresident blows us all away with his pixel art. Featuring pixel Hamsune Aziku.
A - Sanic is no longer relevant. Goodbye Sanic.
A - Such artistry.
R - Mr Andy Dixon shares some ADORABLE pics of his kids with his other, sleazier family.
V - Of all the reactions to Teenage Pokemon, this is probably my favorite.
? - What hell is this?
V - Alright now it's just getting 'diculous.
F - Yes vary funni joek
S - Patrick Hancock hasn't yet figured out how candy works yet.
F - Stop hatin' you punk bitch.
F - Niero Gonzalez (read: who the fuck is) tells us just exactly how to make a grilled cheese sandwich. Oh, and FAILS.
F - I recognize a cry for help when I see it. Do we need to talk, babeh? Finish shitting violently then jump in my bed.
F - Society has failed SeymourDuncan17. At least he dresses like a beast.
F - Everybody's eating stuff but not sharing :(
F - Sounds cool maybe.
F - SHIT
F - Favorite Fail of today.
F - Least favorite fail of today.
F - Phil didn't get this for me for Festivus. What a dick.
F - I'm tired you guys. Let me get some sleep.
F - Should "Gem" be capitialized?
F - In your dreams, man. Jim could have anybody he wants. (I think he wants J. Holmes?)