My dad used to make fried spam and eggs for me for breakfast. He knew I fucking that salty slab of jiggle. But he made me eat that shit. It was supposed to teach me to appreciate any food. Just kind of made me pissed off instead. Dick. Totally learned to appreciate food though. Dick. Still hate Spam though. God.....
SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH SSSSSSPAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!
Seriously. Eff those guys and gals doing it, six ways to Sunday. Especially Samit. Dick.
What ya all been dooooiiiiiinng? Enjoying Aliens: CM? MORE LIKE ALIENS: BM! AMIRITE? Oh god you lying assholes. Why? Why the fuck can no one take that franchise seriously anymore? Was the goofy ass 4th movie and the AvP movies? Did that make it ok to shit on almost 30 years of Sci-Fi glory? God I'm so mad at Gearbox and all the lies surrounding this game. Yes, I should of seen the writing on the wall, but i seriously thought Gearbox of all people would put out something playable and fun. Couldn't even shoot through open doorways and railing, the first few days. UGH! A lot of wrote blogs about this wet, sopping pile of crack head feces, detailing all the bullshit on this. What we should have seen. Man, I wish I had opened my eyes. At least in my case it wasn't too bad of a loss. $30 digital on PC (GMG with a coupon and credit).
The backlash from this and how hard people are going to Gearbox is very interesting to me. Personally you fuck with me once, I'm done. Your product will be bought used or heavily discounted. Especially with the garbage tied to this little debacle. FFS Gearbox, did you really think this was ok? No one should have that much goodwill with it's customers to be able to put a turd like CM out and be forgiven. Not in my world. We will see though when Borderlands 3 comes out. I'll wait. The one that will suck, is if we get a real Brothers in Arms. I'm dying to finish Baker's story, but not enough to forgive this travesty and lack of customer respect. The thing that just kills it for me, is the quiet. You're going to push this turd across the dinner table to me and not even stand up and own up to it? I FUCKING SAW YOU DO IT STUPID! Nope. No one is doing that. They think we will all forget. Most probably will. Not this dude. Too old and been burned too many times. The saddest thing about CM for me is the missed potential. You can see it everywhere. Ahhhh fudge-sicles.