How about now?.... WELL FINE! I missed you though :(
HOLY CRAP I'M BACK! Damn have I missed you fine folks. What's happened in the month I've been gone? The worlds ended twice, Christmas is tomorrow, people are pointing blame everywhere (but where they should), GOTY awards and lists up the wazoo, that one thing with the guy... LOTS OF STUFFS! We're not here for any of that though. You folks are here for some sexy caps regarding this past weekend, aren't you? AREN'T YOU? TELL ME THE TRUTH MARTHA! Moving on....
Before I cap this place up and down (and possibly all around, haven't made my mind up yet), let's sit down and chat. Where has ole Phil been? Now, you probably don't care, but fuck you. I'm telling it anyway. I was in the process of moving to my new (and ballah) house, when that big ass storm hit Sacramento. The one with the flooding? Yeah, that one. Well guess who had his phone/cable lines trashed in said storm? That's right: Charles Duncan. But also me! Since so much damage happened, I've had wait forever for AT&T to get out here and fix it all. Then I had to wait for them to fix their fuck up that they made doing that. Then... anyways, now I'm here. With you all. As I should be. Your hive mind sex god has missed you and is no longer hindered by only being on a phone. Let's do some capping shall we?
Wasn't that special? Darn tootin' it was. You folks go have a Merry Christmas or Holiday or whatever. I've got some kids I need to make happy and some Don't Starve to play and blog about. Also, keep your eyes peeled for a special X-Mas Low(er) Tier Podcast episode coming up. It's got a lot of presents :)
Merry X-Mas my virtual family, I love you all. Even you Smurfee. Kind of.... ;)