Someone needs to clean those damn toilets. Jesus. How y'all doing? Excited for E3? Not to be a dick, but I'm not. Not for any negative reasons, but I'm very content with I have gaming wise now. I don't feel I need anything else. Yes, even you MGS V. It feels weird dismissing a Metal Gear game, but there it is. I'm swimming in awesomeness. This past week saw the incredibly awesome Gunpoint enter my library, as well as Zeboyd's followup to Penny Arcade 3 (I GET TO REVIEW IT AND GOT A REVIEW COPY YAAAAAAAAY!), as well as the return of my favorite Resident Evil in some years to my library; Revelations. Fucking loves me some Raid mode.
That's me and Panza whoring it up in Raid mode. I have a major beef with international co-op though. It lags pretty fucking bad. Certain times of the day are ok, but Capcom needs to beef up the servers. Played with someone in the same region as me today and we had no problems. Panza and I though, have had nothing but. It sucks, but I can always solo or play with other Americans I guess. I just really want to show off my lovely Lady Hunks :)
It's a damn fun game regardless of server issues (that will hopefully disappear as we move away from launch, I doubt Capcom will fix them) and I'm impressed with PC port. They listened to feedback from the demo and fixed the controls and patched a few other things and the whole thing works great. Looking forward to co-oping the story mode now as well too. That's a neat addition. Alright, I need a few matches before work tonight, so let's get to capping. Recapping that is.
*- *Warning* Biting sarcasm. Enter at own risk.
*- Sauced for sharing. New bloggers, this is the stuff we want to see from your intro blogs. This isn't an intro, but it is nice to get to know Germaximus better. Anyway, take note.
*- SeymourDuncan17 has his top 5 wants for E3 and wants to know what are yours?
*- PenguinFactory has some things to say about writing in games and how to fix them.
A- What if Mario doesn't exist, is the next installment of AboveUp's What if? series. I miss the old What If? comics....
A- The Manchild comes back swinging with this awesome article on Scrolls and an explanation of his absence.
M- GamingInDreams shares their Monthly Musing with us. It involves Portal 2 and meth. Well.... at least one of those.
S- Taterchimp brings us our Weekend Destructainment. VIEW IT ALL. NOW. Right meow.
A- It's been awhile since I've seen a good angry rant and Gadferoo rectifies that for me. Very good read, just scruffy.
S- Day 3 of Levelseeker's Minecraft journals. Good read all around.
M- NickCull shares his Dtoid memories of Deadly Premonition's 10.
A little birdie told me The Low(er) Tier podcast might have a contest for this and The Swapper soon!
S- Another very cool EVE online story from PIR.
C- Squagle Agle is going against the grain on the Xbone thing. May the lord protect you my child.
C- Joshy910 has some ideas that could ease the pain of Xbox One's online requirements.
E- Weekend Warriors wants to mount your friends. God dammit smurfee.....
S- Rathowreck explains why he loves Game Center CX... why does this need to be explained? If you're not familiar, check this blog out.
T- Shuuda gives us some thoughts on the Fortis Rex beta.
V- Another installment of Couch Crabs.
N- Agent9 brings to light some possible PR shenanigans by MS. Shills aren't new and shouldn't be surprising.
D- ArkCo news #20: Full Speed Ahead.
T- Marcunio takes a level-headed look at the Xbox One. Pfffft. Level heads are for losers :p
T- Pope wants us to take our complaints to the bosses. I agree but say we must go further than that.
T- Nick Uncaged has some thoughts on how to make achievements better next gen.
R- Nathsies reviews the incredible and amazing Gunpoint. Give it a read and buy the game direct. You get a Steam code, but Tom gets moar monies.
T- Jesse Satterwhite critiques the gaming industries marketing.
V- Mikki Saturn wants to know if you've played Super Mario 3.
C- A short and not too hot review of the new update for pocket Minecraft.
F- I'd rather see you leave.
Well that's all for me this weekend. Until next Saturday my lovelies.
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