[09:40] Cataract: All the way at the bottom
[09:40] Cataract: Dude writes a wall of text
[09:40] Cataract: I feel honored
[09:41] Aurvantoid: O_o
[09:41] bloodylip: oh damn
[09:41] bloodylip: vag-aract
[09:41] bloodylip: he zinged you good
[09:41] Cataract: how clever
[09:41] Cataract: he couldve called me cuntaract
[09:41] Cataract: I think that would've been better
[09:42] bloodylip: yeah
[09:42] bloodylip: either way, you're not a true wolverine fan like him
[09:42] Cataract: lol I know
[09:42] Cataract: I could never reach his level
[09:42] Cataract: Not even if I wanted to
[09:43] The_Young_Scot: you have no life, unlike the true wolverine fan
[09:43] The_Young_Scot: ...
[09:43] halfleft: lol
[09:43] Cataract: Then he says if I said shit like that in his hood, I'd get shot
[09:43] Cataract: Yeah, if I walk up to some guy on the street and tell him that he sucks at posting pictures to destructoid, Id get my ass shot
[09:45] The_Young_Scot: YOU CAN'T EMBED FOR SHIT, FOO'
[09:45] Cataract: OH SHIT SON, IMMA GAT YO BITCH ASS
[09:45] *** Detry has joined #destructoid.
[09:45] *** Mode change "+v Detry" for channel #destructoid by ChanBot.
[09:45] bloodylip: haha
[09:45] bloodylip: he better not see you at the premier!
[09:45] Cataract: this has to be fake
[09:45] Cataract: theres no way this guys for real
[09:45] Detry: Oh shit son
[09:46] Cataract: oh shit, detry
[09:46] The_Young_Scot: oh wait there is more?
[09:46] Detry: Sorry I ain't been around
[09:46] Detry: My ma has been sick
[09:46] Cataract: Ah, sorry to hear that
[09:46] The_Young_Scot: you know he's cool, cause he puts "-{end transmission}-" at the end of every comment
[09:46] bloodylip: is it the swine flu?
[09:46] The_Young_Scot: otherwise we'd assume it would go on FOREVER
[09:46] Cataract: lol
[09:46] The_Young_Scot: sorry to hear that Detry
[09:47] Cataract: We'd be waiting on baited breath
[09:48] The_Young_Scot: I bet he says -{end transmission}- after sex
[09:48] Detry: I think tis ok now, finally convinced her to go to the hospital
[09:48] Cataract: After he finished everything
[09:49] The_Young_Scot: in the toilet
[09:49] The_Young_Scot: before flushing
[09:49] Cataract: A test, sex, fapping, after shitting, after eating
[09:49] The_Young_Scot: wow, is she ok Detry?
[09:49] Cataract: Then he puts his arms out to his sides like he's an airplane and runs away making plane noises
[09:49] The_Young_Scot: then someone shoots him
[09:49] The_Young_Scot: as that's where he lives
[09:49] Cataract: ahahahaha
[09:50] The_Young_Scot: YOU AIN'T NO PLANE, BITCH
[09:50] Cataract: BLAB BLAT
[09:50] theGoldenAvatar: What a spaz
[09:51] Dr_BadSpoon: drank a jolt cola an hour or so ago
[09:51] Dr_BadSpoon: i'm actually tired
[09:51] Cataract: Oh god, this is why I missed IRC
[09:51] Dr_BadSpoon: rather than buzzed
[09:51] Dr_BadSpoon: have my caffeine requirements become that high?
[09:51] Cataract: Heh, I can't drink a cup of coffee without getting way too sugar high
[09:51] The_Young_Scot: YO BITCH, YOU LACK THE AERODYNAMIC QUALITIES TO GAIN FLIGHT, FOOL
[09:52] The_Young_Scot: BLAP BLAP
[09:52] Cataract: LOL
[09:52] Cataract: BITCH, YOU LEFT YOUR FLAPS DOWN
[09:52] Cataract: AND YOU AINT GOT NO LANDING GEAR
[09:52] Aurvantoid: lol, thats the worst troll ever
[09:52] theGoldenAvatar: That isn't even trolling
[09:53] Dr_BadSpoon: it's fact
[09:53] theGoldenAvatar: It's some sort of psychotic meltdown
[09:53] Aurvantoid: What's funny is that the guy who epically failed at posting the pictures isn't the one that made the wall-o-text
[09:53] Cataract: It's pretty obvious that it's an alt account
[09:53] Cataract: of the guy who I said sucks at posting pictures
[09:53] Aurvantoid: Yeah, but still
[09:53] Aurvantoid: Why go through that trouble?
[09:53] Cataract: I guess he's afraid that he'd be disqualified or something
[09:53] Aurvantoid: lol
[09:53] The_Young_Scot: or shot
[09:53] Cataract: BECAUSE HES A TROO WULVERINE FAN
[09:53] Dr_BadSpoon: also
[09:53] The_Young_Scot: as that's where he lives
[09:53] Aurvantoid: He looks like a tool anyways
[09:53] Dr_BadSpoon: alpha bits cereal
[09:53] Dr_BadSpoon: is terrible
[09:54] bloodylip: it really is
[09:54] theGoldenAvatar: Cröonchy Stars
[09:54] bloodylip: are you even eating the ones with marshmallows?
[09:54] theGoldenAvatar: Blargh
[09:54] Cataract: agh, I gotta leave for work
[09:54] Aurvantoid: Blue pill poppin fodder cock juggling neo n@zi?
[09:54] Aurvantoid: WTF does that mean?!?!
[09:54] Cataract: I'm posting this in a damn cblog before I go, though
[09:54] Dr_BadSpoon: bloodylip: no
[09:54] Cataract: I've no clue
[09:54] Cataract: But this is the stuff of legends.
[09:54] Aurvantoid: I'll give him points on originality on that one.
[09:55] * BigPopaGamer laughs at Areal7813
[09:55] Aurvantoid: lol, Vag-aract
[09:55] The_Young_Scot: incoherent babble does not an insult make
[09:55] The_Young_Scot: I should know