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I love fighting games, shmups, chocolate milk, things that are bad for you, and drinking games.
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Cataract | 10:54 PM on 05.16.2009 26 comments


Im prett drunk. But I want to staty someting.


youe ll amzing. I miss anubu being troll for goodtimres, im nEVER PRESSING BACKSPACE@@!!!!!!!

SHUTOUT TIMES!

DTNY PEOPLZ ARE OMG I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!

TOPHER! YOUR AWESOME

OH MAN PHIST YOUR BADASS ASIAN FRIEND WITH RICER FUN

AGNDY IS AN VENT IN Auor STILL MAn@!!!!! I MEN IRC OR FUCK.

CHAHLEE SUE S AWEMAZING.


ALL CAPS! WERD BRO. WORD.

CAPS LOCK S N CCRUIFESE SONCTONSLL FOR COOL GUYS EMHNG.





Oh god, I should probbly stop now i sop drunk jebus christ and what he fuck mang im OH GOD\

Oh yeajh, faulilcast ispretty cool guys bro man..



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mourning orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 23:07
mourning orange
I say don't drink and blog, you might spill your drink
Before you get behind the keys just stop and think
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 23:08
garison
Silly Cataract.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 23:09
Chris Carter
BahamutZero should get fucked up and post a comment here.

Drunk blogging ftw!
bahss's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 23:48
bahss
Front page!
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 23:50
Monodi
derp derp derp
HydroTonix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 00:18
HydroTonix
Show us your tits.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 00:35
MrSadistic
Silly nintendoll, er I mean cataract
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 00:39
AgentMOO
Nick gets drunk

LIKE A BOSS

Posts a C blog

LIKE A BOSS

Gets flamed

LIKE A BOSS

post on the mailers

LIKE A BOSS
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 01:09
naia-the-gamer
Glorious. Just, glorious.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 02:05
Naim Master
Silly , Nanbu still is a troll ...
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 03:45
Justice
:|
Dyna Geek's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 03:46
Dyna Geek
Fox is making a movie adaption of this.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 04:00
nebones
Impressive...
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 09:15
Cataract
Oh wow. I'm both impressed and scared by myself.
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 09:24
Jamie McGinn
YOU AIN'T NO PLANE, BITCH
GeekVarietydotcom's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 12:07
GeekVarietydotcom
Yet another in a long storied line of drunken posts in the cblogs, good show keepin it real man :)

needs more pictures though :P

mrsadistic -"Silly nintendoll, er I mean cataract " speaking of where the hell has she been? did wardrox kill her and eat her?
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 15:11
RAB
take off your fucking pants
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 16:00
mid3vol
best. blog. ever.
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 16:38
Tino
I liked it. A+ Would read again.
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 19:44
CrocBox
Very nice :P
Zen Albatross's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 20:22
Zen Albatross
Remember to tag your blog posts with 'I AM DRUNK'.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 23:42
pendelton21
Yeah, I've been there before...
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 12:33
BulletTrain
failcast is pretty cool guys bro man.

Best drunkblog in quite a while.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 23:56
Usedtabe
Wow. I wish I had seen this when it originally aired. Best drunk blog ever.
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