Want to know why she's holding all that money? It's because she's a whore.

Well, it's that time again. It's the second of November, which means that I'm a day late to start this post. It also means that the (unofficial) Destructoid Secret Santa is starting soon! Last year's Secret Santa went relatively well, and I'm more than excited to start the new SS for this year. However, this year will be a bit different. This year, there are going to be two Secret Santas! That's like if you take that slut up there and had two of them! Fuck yeah!

Now, here's the thing. The first Secret Santa will be the usual one, with anyone around the world sending to another Dtoider. The usual fun stuff. The other SS is going to be for people going to Blip Festival in NYC this December 17th-19th. This way, you get to come to the greatest city in the world (NYC > LA) and exchange gifts in person, and enjoy the music of BlipFest, one of the greatest festivals around.



This doesn't mean that you can't enter both Secret Santas. As long as you're sure that you can take care of getting two people gifts, then by all means feel free to enter both.

Registration is going to be open from now until this Saturday, the 7th of November. To sign up, simply send me an email at necronauts@gmail.com. Be sure to include name, address, whether or not you are willing to ship overseas if needed, and a short list of things you'd like or what interests you. There is no spending limit, but I am asking for at least a minimum of $15 USD (Sorry Knives, no 15 peso presents <3) in spending for the other person.

Be sure to include in the subject title which Secret Santa you are registering for. If you want to do both, send two separate emails.

That's all for now. Hopefully we can spread some Destructoid cheer this Winter.*


This came up for Secret Santa in Google's image search. I don't know, either.

*Please don't send me a bag of dicks.