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Who: Catalyst
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When: Now
Where: University of Illinois
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Rather than bitch in everyone else's comments, I figured I'd start my own, so people could bitch at it instead. Riding the wave of my last year of law school before getting a "real" job, with suits and ties and same-sex bathrooms perhaps.

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Smash Bros. Dojo Just As Confused As You Are
Catalyst \| 5:46 PM on 09.05.2007	13 comments

Frankly, I've lost all faith in these updates after these two shots and descriptions:

It's Meta Knight, whose introduction was delayed for some reason. He's Kirby's...rival?

Uhm, ok, I guess? Playing up the mystery, maybe?

You recover a little damage when you eat it. Is this for real?

Is which part real? The part where you recover a little damage, the part where you eat it, or the part where this game comes out without online play and I go nuts. Get it? Get it!?

Via Smash Bros. DOJO!!

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9 comments | showing # 1 to 9

Cowzilla3

What's the matter don't like being talked to like a five year old?

It is translated from Japanese, maybe something is lost.

Rockvillian

sorry I felt like putting words on a picture.

I wouldn't take Sakurai's words seriously. He's awesomely crazy.

Catalyst

Didn't see this posted anywhere and the meta knight stuff went up today, so I'm not sure what you mean, but kudos to your photoshoppery.

Bob Muir

Japan just talks like this. Nothing weird.

@ Catalyst: It's real, I saw it as well.

BlindsideDork

What is the problem or question here?

Catalyst...I am known for my Smash update every morning along with my Smash Update CONTEST.

And Japan and Korea are pointing signs to ONLINE play.

BlindsideDork

Also, you can't reveal EVERYTHING all at once. And you can't reveal all the GOOD stuff all at once.

You are throwing a hissy fit over the fact that Diddy Kong can shoot a nut and then anyone can eat it to gain health.

Cereal? Grow a pair...

Catalyst

I didn't know anyone was throwing a hissy fit. You seem to be throwing a hissy fit because I stepped on your "turf." I was just pointing out what I found to be two hilarious examples of Engrish. Notice I didn't title it "META KNIGHT!" or "ZOMG DOJO PEANUT!"

Justice

Nuts!

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