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And We've Reached A New Low
Catalyst | 11:21 PM on 09.04.2007 18 comments


BAM!



Along with the complete obliteration of the letter S, you can look forward to this:

Bratz Ponyz sees you arrive on the Ponyz archipelago to participate in the prestigious Ponyz Town beauty pageant, ‘Passion for Fashion'. The competition takes place over a year and gives you the chance to develop your artistic talent through a series of challenges based around fashion and beauty. In addition, between each challenge you are completely free to explore the gorgeous tropical islands, meet and befriend the inhabitants, and participate in a variety of fun activities.

Combining every little girl's innate love of both ponies and the fashion which made the Bratz famous, Ponyz are a dream come true for Bratz fans! Bratz Ponyz for Nintendo DS stimulates the player's imagination and creativity while satisfying their passion for fashion. So take a trip to the magical archipelago and have fun with the hippest horse friends a girl could ever have!

Play and interact with Bonita, Dita, Shayla, Celeste, Sashay, Pursia, Trina and Anya – 8 kickin' Ponyz with sass and style!

That description is full of comedy gold. Ironically, the names of those Ponyz are the same names of all the girls I knew in high school who had chlamydia.

Via EB Games



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15 comments | showing # 1 to 15
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Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2007 23:36
Aaron Mxy Yost
Sluttiest underage ponies EVAR.
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2007 23:39
Justin Villasenor
Don't be dissin' these ponies, they've got sass and style!
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2007 23:41
Neonie
omg it's just what I've ALWAYS wanted 83.

Now I can question my sexulality on the go!
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2007 23:48
topgeargorilla
hooker ponyz.

bite your penis off.
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2007 23:49
Ub3rSlug
Sluttiest underage ponies EVAR.


Nuff Said.
crimson diabolik's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 00:13
crimson diabolik
gomeja, that video is both heartwarming and stab-yourself-in-the-brain-to-erase-the-pain disgusting at the same time.

And as for the Poniez, I noticed that they seem to be missing nostrils. Can someone please explain to me why is it that everything related to this toy line never has a nose?
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 00:31
ArrestedDeveloper
You'll see, in 20 years the entire population of women will have every STD and it will all come back to the bratz IP.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 00:50
Joseph Leray
Where do I sign up to kill myself?
Khyber's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 00:52
Khyber
What's it feel like to be the developer on this type of a project?
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 01:29
Excremento
@ Khyber

Like you're getting paid to make the game of your life!!!!
10BobMarleys's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 03:27
10BobMarleys
I work in a gamestore, and every time I;m forced to sell one of these, a little part of me dies.
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 04:56
kawitchate
pssh - i'll stick with my IMAGINE titles thankyouverymuch!
masterledz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 05:15
masterledz
Already beat it. Heavy on the art, light on the plot. Rent it.

Hah.
crimson diabolik's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 01:40
crimson diabolik
[i] 10BobMarleys says:
(# 12) on 09/05/2007 03:27
I work in a gamestore, and every time I;m forced to sell one of these, a little part of me dies. [/i]

I think I'll make it a point if I ever own a game store that I will not only refuse to stock games like that but if anyone brings onf of those in my store I will shoot them in the kneecap. I think all the prison rape and shankings in the world would be worth it.
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