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Rather than bitch in everyone else's comments, I figured I'd start my own, so people could bitch at it instead. Riding the wave of my last year of law school before getting a "real" job, with suits and ties and same-sex bathrooms perhaps.

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*Spoiler Alert*? Is This Ad Really Ruining Halo 3?
Catalyst | 1:29 PM on 09.09.2007 13 comments


People have been flipping balls over recent Halo 3 "Believe" ads, claiming they are ruining the ending of the game for them. Enough people have freaked out that Bungie has come out and said the creators of the advertisement do not have access to the ending of the game.

PR people are usually intimately familiar with their product, but the halo timeline is like a ball of noodles with ends flailing about everywhere. If it is true, however, why in the hell would their ad campaign just make shit up? Weird.

Here is a link to the offending ad. You have to make some leaps of logic and grammar to get out of it what some people are, but enter at your own risk.



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13 comments | showing # 1 to 13
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Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2007 13:46
Neonie
Spoiler alert: At the End of Halo 3 you become a Big Daddy.
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2007 13:46
Genki-JAM
So wait.. is that ad implying that Master Chief DIES at the end? Hahaha!
lovecommamachine's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2007 13:50
lovecommamachine
Spoiler Alert: At the end of Halo 3 you jump a shark.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2007 13:55
Jim Sterling
Spoiler Alert: At the end of Halo 3 it turns out Bruce Willis was a Master Chief.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2007 14:12
MechaMonkey
Spoiler Alert: Master Chief is disqualified from winning the Haloes due to suspected steroid use.
Edarios's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2007 14:24
Edarios
Master Chief's name is John?
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2007 14:45
BlindsideDork
Halo NEEDs to be ruined....it sucks.

kthnxbai!
Krayven's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2007 14:52
Krayven
Spoiler Alert: Master Chief is actually Rick Astley, and at the end there's a cutscene that shows him without his mask, singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" while beating the shit out of the Covenant with his fists.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2007 16:11
Bob Muir
I'm curious, think they'll actually reveal Master Chief's face? Or will they intentionally keep it secret, to basically say it could be anyone under there?
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2007 16:20
Teta
Spoiler Alert: At the end of Halo 3 Master Chief announces there will be MGS3 for the 360.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2007 18:01
Coonskin05
Teta wins. Discussion over.
interbutts's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2007 19:22
interbutts
SPOILER ALERT: I'm funny gais! funni comment ! ffffffffffffff!
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 01:40
Aaron Mxy Yost
Spoiler Alert: Snape kills Master Chief.
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