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11:21 AM on 03.22.2011

Too Young to Appreciate Final Fantasy?

Out of the twenty-six years I've been on this planet, I have been gaming for about twenty-two of them, and I still cannot stomach an entire playthrough of the first Final Fantasy game. I know, I know! No one's more disappoi...   read

8:54 PM on 07.31.2009

Who saw Jaffe's response coming a mile away? I did!

I had no idea that it would be Dave Jaffe, but I knew about thirty seconds into Burch's latest Rev Rant that someone from the industry was going to respond, and that the response wasn't going to be particularly pleasant, e...   read

11:02 PM on 07.17.2009

Don't take us seriously. See if I care.

For as long as I can remember, I have read and heard gaming journalists and designers or what-have-you talk about how they strive to make it so the world takes the gaming community seriously. They want to let the world know...   read

2:42 PM on 07.16.2009

I, the Author: Albion's Dark Ruler

He killed my dog—Fenris, I named him. He killed Fenris. And I couldn't do a damn thing except watch him die, with wide, angry eyes. I kind of knew it was going to happen, to be honest. One way or another. A friendly and loy...   read

8:27 AM on 07.16.2009

Left 4 Racism

If you follow Left 4 Dead news like I do, you know about douchebag blogger Willie Jefferson, who apparently has nothing of real interest or merit write about in order to generate page views, and his recent douchebag article...   read

5:40 PM on 06.01.2009

A New Effin' Metal Gear Solid Game?!

Didya miss me? Huh, bitch? Well, I missed you, too. Been a little busy with... life. But I am back, now. So you all can rejoice and revel in my awesomeness. Finished? Okay, let's get on with it. The topic at hand? The new Met...   read

5:01 PM on 05.08.2009

We Love Villains

And it’s turned them into pansies. A fact that didn’t really bother me until now: we do not hate villains. In fact, we love our villains. We are affectionate to their purposes, understanding of their evil deeds, and enamor...   read

3:09 PM on 05.06.2009

Castle Plays the Classics: Lunar SSSC

Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete by Game Arts is one of those ‘essential RPGs’ that folks say every console RPG fan should play. A certified classic. Great plot, great characters, great gameplay—you know, the works. So nat...   read

8:15 AM on 05.04.2009

Walkin' In Place: A Gamer's Lament

It’s sad, really. I mean... look at him. Walkin’ in place. Like a total asshole. It’s why we’re not cool anymore, to be perfectly honest. I mean, he never really took me seriously. In fact, he’s never taken anyone seriously...   read

11:10 AM on 05.01.2009

Castle Reviews "The Manipulator."

TITLE: The Manipulator GENRE: Puzzle/Platform PLATFORM: Windows DEVELOPERS: Virtanen Games The Manipulator isn’t your typical puzzle/platformer game. It‘s dark. It’s creepy. It’s disturbing. It feels like playing a game ba...   read

11:26 AM on 04.30.2009

Screw you, Sephiroth!

Sephiroth, right next to Kefka, is one of Final Fantasy’s iconic and most beloved villains. People love this guy. They love his look, his cool, yet maniacal character, and most of all, they love making slash fanfics about h...   read

1:57 PM on 04.29.2009

Castle Retrospects On "The Firemen"

Remember the first Die Hard movie? Remember your nipples getting hard at how deliciously badass it was? Remember getting fired from your office job because you were caught monologuing to yourself in a ventilation shaft, pre...   read

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