Haiku Reviews Chapter 2

Since I'm already trying to get into a writing mood for college-related (read: boring) stuff, I'm going to continue doing these haiku reviews. I'll be sporadically updating with more when I can. I will try to go for daily - but...we'll see.



Call of Duty 3

After so many
World War II FPS'es
You are forgotten.


Call of Juarez

Billy Candle and
Native American Tropes
The mountain was fun.


Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood

Decent Western Style
No true cooperation
Why so linear?


Condemned: Criminal Origins

Holy shit hobos
I live in San Francisco
Nightmares forever


Condemned 2: Bloodshot

'Spooky' elements
Living dolls and tar monsters
Still with the hobos.


Crackdown

Gotta get those orbs
Sproing! Gotta get those orbs. Sproing!
Oh look, some bad guys.


Crysis 2

"Cloak Engaged" again.
You should probably shut up.
wish I had PC.


Deadly Premonition

My partner saw this
"What the hell are you playing?"
"I don't even know."


Dead Rising

Frank West, journalist
Has trouble navigating
Oh wait, that's just me.


Dead Space

Basketball in Space
Necromorphs must lurk nearby
Eh, I scored a point.



And that concludes the second row of my shelf. Tune in next time to learn what other games I've been duped into buying! (Though I must admit, none of my poorest choices will ever appear here, as I traded them in. *cough* Fuel *cough)