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Casey Baker is passionate about all things video game, and has been this way since very young. His earliest memories involve trying to get E.T. out of a hole.

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4:51 AM on 10.14.2012

For the hell of it, I'm going to start doing short haiku 'reviews' for all of the games I've had and/or completed. They're sort of in alphabetical order, but some are out of the shelf space because I'm playing them or they're sitting elsewhere. I'll get to those eventually.

I'll start with the first row (of 8 rows) of Xbox 360/PS3 games and sort of just go from there (including Wii games).

I'm doing this mostly to remind myself of what I haven't finished yet, and how I'd quickly summarize what I have finished.

Okay, without further ado (These are all Xbox 360)...

Alan Wake

Alan Wake writes
and wanders into forests
flashlight, coffee mugs.


Assassin's Creed

Altair is quick
though animations are slow
much repetition


Assassin's Creed 2

Ezio fights well
through beautiful Italy
welcome's overstayed.


Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts

I like to build things
Banjo holds place in my heart
fly gyrocopter!


Battlefield Bad Company

So many matches
I dominated the field
Enter twin brother


Bionic Commando

Swinging around here
to avoid the purple haze
Hate my metal wife.


Bioshock

Andrew Ryan's dream
will be your fucked up nightmare
and you will love it.


Burnout Paradise

The critics loved it
Open world race takedowns
Hate the handling


Bulletstorm

Hey you there dicktits
Let's snap into a slim jim
Slick arcade shooter



All right, that's the first batch of many, many more to come...



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