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Zpoope, I dont think you really get destructoids sense of humour too well. Maybe you'd feel more at home on gametrailers.
Also, i'm pretty sure this is the last one.
I was waiting for someone to do this.
Pendelton got robbed, put him at #11 for the official combo breaker.
Hey, cartman. You should post twenty five comments of yourself on here so you can match zpoops contributions to his own blogs.
Also, litigation. I has some for you.
Hey zpoope. I didn't see you until you smiled, sorry. Hows yer ma?
Ah, the sex went south, right? You know, you can perk that back up with medication, or, if you can't afford that, bags.
:D
Oh, you must be catholic if you're talking about sex like that. I'm sorry.
And just accept me into your dream heart, it'll be over quicker, with less pain and heartbreak.
I loled at your Top 10 list.
It's not what I want, it's what comes naturally. Am I to deny your basic instincts?
No, no, no. You need to focus your efforts on getting yourself and your mom back together. I would only negatively effect the proceedings.
What you should do is stop licking your lips like that, it kinda grosses me out tbh, and go talk with your mom. In bed. With your penis. Or vagina, I'm still not really sure what sex you are. And you should aggresively talk it out. As long as possible.
I'm not sure whats going on here, but I approve.
Woah, woah, woah big guy. I said "talk" to your mother. No sex was involved there, I don't know where you got that idea. I merely suggested you paint a little face around your genital area, and use that to try and talk to your mother, as face to face doesn't seem to be working out.
And are you making fun of my nose calling me Jewish like that? That is offensive, good sir, and uncalled for. I thought we were keeping this classy.
Kind sir, if you'd take your mind out of the gutter, and close that other window that you're evidently staring deeply at my picture in, I believe we could proceed past these meaningless insults.
As you have proven time and time again, you are anything BUT a normal man. You stated that your mother and yourself weren't getting along, and I tried to provide helpful, medically sound suggestions to you to try and remedy that situation. You, in turn, have decided to respond to me with insults and personal slights.
Good sir, if you didn't wish me to respond to your shortcomings, why bring them up in the first place?
My cave has nice amenities.
Your relationship with your parents is obviously causing you to act out on the internet, so I think that things would be best solved by getting to the root of the problems you and your mother are having. Why so pensive?
So, you're admitting that you DO have a problem with your mother, and by bringing it into the public sphere (i.e. this blog) you wish to discuss said problem. Why not at least try and take some advice that I am ever so willing to give you?
Please don't try to get away from the question. I know that it's easy to get distracted from the real issues, but the fact that you're reading so much into what I'm suggesting, be it sex, or poop, or dogs, when it relates to your mother should have you worried.
Also, the fact that your answers are getting shorter and shorter has me worried that you'll run from this conversation, just like you've run from your mother.
what the fuck
wow this is strange even for me
Sir, if you will not respond to me without resorting to base insults, I do believe this conversation is at an end. I will direct all who wish to discuss serious matters with you to this blog so that they don't end up wasting any more time on you than you deserve.
Good day, sir.
I totally knew what number 1 was gonna be.
Also, Zpoope is my fuckin hero.