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I know i've been been gone a while. But i'm back now. And i'm here to save you all

My top ten games are as follows:

1) Gears Of War series
2) Final Fantasy IX
3) Bioshock Series
4) Dynasty warriors series
5) Pokemon series
6) Fallout 3
7) Zombies Ate My Neighbours
8) Oblivion
9) Enchanted Arms
10) TLOTR: The third age

I love them boys at Mega64

Im outtie.

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Top ten C-blog top tens
Cartman \| 12:19 PM on 08.20.2009	37 comments

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RandomBullseyes' Top Ten Top Ten Lists by Jim Sterling

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RandomBullseyes' Top Ten Multiple Disc Games

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AgentMoos' 10 reasons to get AMMO

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tazarthayoots' 10 Reasons why Obama's from Hawaii

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SuitcoatAvengers' 10 reasons to buy Top Ramen

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Randombullseyes' Ten reasons to not buy a PS3

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BlehMans' Ten reasons to buy a 360

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20 comments | showing # 1 to 20

Cartman

Zpoope, I dont think you really get destructoids sense of humour too well. Maybe you'd feel more at home on gametrailers.

Also, i'm pretty sure this is the last one.

phantomile

I was waiting for someone to do this.

Bulkmailer

Pendelton got robbed, put him at #11 for the official combo breaker.

blehman

Hey, cartman. You should post twenty five comments of yourself on here so you can match zpoops contributions to his own blogs.

Also, litigation. I has some for you.

blehman

Hey zpoope. I didn't see you until you smiled, sorry. Hows yer ma?

blehman

Ah, the sex went south, right? You know, you can perk that back up with medication, or, if you can't afford that, bags.

:D

blehman

Oh, you must be catholic if you're talking about sex like that. I'm sorry.

And just accept me into your dream heart, it'll be over quicker, with less pain and heartbreak.

Primo

I loled at your Top 10 list.

blehman

It's not what I want, it's what comes naturally. Am I to deny your basic instincts?

blehman

No, no, no. You need to focus your efforts on getting yourself and your mom back together. I would only negatively effect the proceedings.

What you should do is stop licking your lips like that, it kinda grosses me out tbh, and go talk with your mom. In bed. With your penis. Or vagina, I'm still not really sure what sex you are. And you should aggresively talk it out. As long as possible.

Cartman

I'm not sure whats going on here, but I approve.

blehman

Woah, woah, woah big guy. I said "talk" to your mother. No sex was involved there, I don't know where you got that idea. I merely suggested you paint a little face around your genital area, and use that to try and talk to your mother, as face to face doesn't seem to be working out.

And are you making fun of my nose calling me Jewish like that? That is offensive, good sir, and uncalled for. I thought we were keeping this classy.

blehman

Kind sir, if you'd take your mind out of the gutter, and close that other window that you're evidently staring deeply at my picture in, I believe we could proceed past these meaningless insults.

As you have proven time and time again, you are anything BUT a normal man. You stated that your mother and yourself weren't getting along, and I tried to provide helpful, medically sound suggestions to you to try and remedy that situation. You, in turn, have decided to respond to me with insults and personal slights.

Good sir, if you didn't wish me to respond to your shortcomings, why bring them up in the first place?

blehman

My cave has nice amenities.

Your relationship with your parents is obviously causing you to act out on the internet, so I think that things would be best solved by getting to the root of the problems you and your mother are having. Why so pensive?

blehman

So, you're admitting that you DO have a problem with your mother, and by bringing it into the public sphere (i.e. this blog) you wish to discuss said problem. Why not at least try and take some advice that I am ever so willing to give you?

blehman

Please don't try to get away from the question. I know that it's easy to get distracted from the real issues, but the fact that you're reading so much into what I'm suggesting, be it sex, or poop, or dogs, when it relates to your mother should have you worried.

Also, the fact that your answers are getting shorter and shorter has me worried that you'll run from this conversation, just like you've run from your mother.

RAB

what the fuck

VWGTI

wow this is strange even for me

blehman

Sir, if you will not respond to me without resorting to base insults, I do believe this conversation is at an end. I will direct all who wish to discuss serious matters with you to this blog so that they don't end up wasting any more time on you than you deserve.

Good day, sir.

Das Inchworm

I totally knew what number 1 was gonna be.

Also, Zpoope is my fuckin hero.

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