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I own a 360, Wii, "Special" Xbox, a hardcore PC I built, and the software company I work for has a GoldenTee Machine and Electronic Dartboard in the break room. I am not sure if I am hardcore but I check Dtoid about 10 times a day and post while I am talking on the phone with customers because I need t be doing more than 1 thing at a time or I will go crazy. I don’t really hit any other game sites but I do check out Digg, The Onion and CollegeHumor at least once a day to see what they have going on, man I love those sites. I mostly play FPS's because there is always someone that is better than you and it gives you something to stride for, as opposed to platforms that just drive me crazy where you have to not get lost, pick up a key, jump on an impossible ledge and figure out how to unlock a door or something, man I really hate those games. I mostly like online multiplayer because of a constant need to measure myself against other, also AI is no match for a 15 year old. Anyways, I am a huge sports fan and play on 3 different softball teams, anyways I am hearing myself in my head and I am sounding like a douche with all this so I am stopping. I would give this description 4 out of 5 meh's

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Gamertag: CarlosTh3Jackal

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Not sure how may name changed to "CarlostheJackal Ranked Smokey Bear" but I heart you Dtoid CarlostheJackal | 4:34 PM on 10.09.2007 15 comments

Some how my Dtoid username now has me as "CarlostheJackal Ranked Smokey Bear"...I am not sure what this means but it feel cool that someone on the site is always looking at everything. There has never been a site that I refreshed so many times a day just to see what was new or what some crazy fool somewhere in the world wrote in his blog. The fact that someone either at Dtoid or a hax0r spent the time to change my name to make fun of me or something else just feels cool. I truly do heart you Dtoid, and I don’t even consider myself a hardcore Dtoid'er...hell I wasn’t sure what also cocks was until like a week ago or something. I just know the articles make me laugh and it is cool, I can filter out the crap I don’t want to see and the people who read this site all share the same style. Whether you like crap like FF& or teh Haloz this site will mash you up equally is you say something stupid. Thanks Dtoid...now I feel like a fag after typing all that so on a lighter note...eat a bad of dicks and JSTFUAPG